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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do they keep you warm in the winter but make you sweat in the summer? Do you condition them? Do you use a ghd on them? Just curious because I can't grow one

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By *ant111Man
over a year ago

Dublin 6

if only i knew what a ghd was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't grow hair on eggs...

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By *ant111Man
over a year ago

Dublin 6

gettin curiouser and curiouser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its general hair detergent jeez guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do keep you warm in winter and they do get irritating during the summer.

I use head and shoulders on mine. Keeping your beard clean is important. Well it is to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% keep you warmer in the winter. absolutely no over heating problems in the summer lol conditioner when first growing to soften it up and no itch lol after that its all beard :D

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Mmmmmm I'm luvin this post already, carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer conditions his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like beards not scraggly horrible ones but nice kept ones. They are just the right amount of tickly in the right places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer conditions his "

You're tickles. And makes you giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer conditions his

You're tickles. And makes me giggle "

Thanks Snowflake

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

As long as the beard is not a dinner review of the past week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why cultivate s on you're face....

When they grow wild in you're ass

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Why cultivate s on you're face....

When they grow wild in you're ass "

I'm too mean to buy a razor!

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By *imdm101Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I'm too mean to buy a razor! "

I'm too lazy to use one, that's why I have a beard to start with - even pay a barber to do a regular trim

Unlike some of the earlier replies, I don't find it keeps me particularly warm in winter, or makes me uncomfortably warm in summer. I wash it the same time I' wash my face - nothing fancier than soap and water (but it is good quality soap).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sporting a bit of fluff right now but I have to admit to using an Australian conditioner that smells like bubble gum. It's gotten a nice little bit off attention and a few strokes in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was in charge of the interweb, no user would be allowed to have a beard....so don't ever vote for me...or Donald trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards rock 365 days of the year

They're not just for winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to centre part mine. Makes me look like I'm walking REALLY fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to centre part mine. Makes me look like I'm walking REALLY fast "

That's genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did... "

Why would you do that

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer conditions his

You're tickles. And makes me giggle

Thanks Snowflake"

I like how you changed that Hubert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did...

Why would you do that "

I was young & didn't understand the relationship a man can have with (what feels like) facial pubic hair. I thought they grew in like a month or something.

It certainly wasn't a deliberate act of vandalism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer conditions his

You're tickles. And makes me giggle

Thanks Snowflake

I like how you changed that Hubert "

You are welcome Yvette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did...

Why would you do that

I was young & didn't understand the relationship a man can have with (what feels like) facial pubic hair. I thought they grew in like a month or something.

It certainly wasn't a deliberate act of vandalism. "

Kaizer suffers from beard envy

Some are breathtaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did...

Why would you do that

I was young & didn't understand the relationship a man can have with (what feels like) facial pubic hair. I thought they grew in like a month or something.

It certainly wasn't a deliberate act of vandalism.

Kaizer suffers from beard envy

Some are breathtaking "

I've grown to learn this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. "
.....would you like to be vice president?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once knew a man with quite a long, grown in beard. I even plaited it once. I asked him/nay suggested he might look better without it during the summer so he whipped it off...it didn't. He looked awful without it. Then he told me how many months it would take to grow it back.

I hope it did...

Why would you do that

I was young & didn't understand the relationship a man can have with (what feels like) facial pubic hair. I thought they grew in like a month or something.

It certainly wasn't a deliberate act of vandalism.

Kaizer suffers from beard envy

Some are breathtaking

I've grown to learn this. "

Well done

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I use a special beard hydrating gel on mine from time to time.

there are definitely younger ladies out there who like a bit of the salt and pepper and i'm definitely making the most of it.

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By *cltdCouple
over a year ago

moira/belfast

How can a bald man grow a beard?? Weird I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a bald man grow a beard?? Weird I think. "
..their head is on upside down?

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'm known for growing beards occasionally, You can't beat a good beard trim from a old school barber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. "

They harbour just as much bacteria as the hair on your head. You think it should be illegal to have hair too then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great thing about beards is that they keep you warm in the winter. the only place I feel hot in the summer is on my head (which has very little hair on it!) and my back, but certainly not my beard.

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk

Mine keeps me lovely and warm in winter. I use beard oil tokep it smelling nice and soft to the touch. Over heating is never a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pushed on them at all

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus.

They harbour just as much bacteria as the hair on your head. You think it should be illegal to have hair too then?"

You don't kiss someone on the head

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. .....would you like to be vice president? "

No problem. Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus.

They harbour just as much bacteria as the hair on your head. You think it should be illegal to have hair too then?

You don't kiss someone on the head

"

Do fingernails not carry the same bacteria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. "

This 'research' has been proven to be bogus. Google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. .....would you like to be vice president?

No problem. Bring it on "

...ok....raise you're right hand.. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like beards, plus research has shown that they harbour bacteria big time. It should be made illegal to have them, well unless you're santa claus. "

Even 'clean' hands routinely have colonies of coliforms like E.coli; not to mention the bacteria on your phone, jewellery, wallet, in your mouth etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to hate beards on men. But lately I have an attraction to men with beards they are growing one.ha excuse the pun.

If kept neat and conditioned they can be very sexy on the right man.

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk

Bearded men have been proven to be less likely to fall I'll. Because of the good bacteria found on the hair which has strong antibacterial properties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven....

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk


"Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven.... "
And imaginary ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven.... And imaginary ??"
........in you're world. ...

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Beards are great if you are lazy and cant be bothered to shave every day, once a week trim now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try and keep mine trimmed. Too short I look about 12, too long I look like I'm climbing Everest.

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk


"Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven.... And imaginary ??........in you're world. ..."

I am going to put that down to autocorrect. But in my world its just the Gods that have beards not cartoon characters ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards seem to be a 50-50 split here and a lot just don't mind them but body hair is a big turn off for a lot of people. Is it really that bad? Are there still woman out there that love it? I'm considering veeting the lot but I'll look weird without it. I keep the nether region trimmed all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven.... And imaginary ??........in you're world. ...

I am going to put that down to autocorrect. But in my world its just the Gods that have beards not cartoon characters ??"

......my point exactly. ...or to quote pee wee Herman. ...I know you are, but what am I.....

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk


"Its a well known fact that 99% of superheroes are clean shaven.... And imaginary ??........in you're world. ...

I am going to put that down to autocorrect. But in my world its just the Gods that have beards not cartoon characters ??......my point exactly. ...or to quote pee wee Herman. ...I know you are, but what am I....."

Oh my who can form a counter argument to that sweet little nugget lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be lost without my beard were as 1 now a days lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be lost without my beard were as 1 now a days lol."
.....you use you're beard as a navigational device?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be lost without my beard were as 1 now a days lol......you use you're beard as a navigational device? "

Ha-ha it has many talents

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