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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To break the tedium of a Monday morning . Would anyone like to play a game ? Guess the line from famous movies ?

" your in more dire need of a blowjob then any other white man in history "

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Good morning Vietnam

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great guess totally correct . A classic movie .

What about " in America first you get the money then you get the power then you get the women "

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Great guess totally correct . A classic movie .

What about " in America first you get the money then you get the power then you get the women ""

Either of those lines could have come directly from the video footage from Clintons Q&A session about that incident in the oval office .. cigar anyone

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Scarface

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you imagine bill saying that in a Cuban accent ? Lol

Try this one "fuckin chuck Norris "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna build a snowman????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about it Stud!"

My fav

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Frozen . Check out frog leap studios on you tube for a heavy metal version of let it go it's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you imagine bill saying that in a Cuban accent ? Lol

Try this one "fuckin chuck Norris ""

Dodgeball said by a fat Ben stiller!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Olivia in the leggings my adolescent crush lol isn't it great there back in fashion ? Lol

Here's another " you big stud take me to bed or lose me forever "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Correct try " hey Solly remember I said I'd kill you last ? I lied "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. A similarly named fabber could make this a hard road my friend...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Excuse me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me ?"

Which bit couldn't you read?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't understand your message . Is it a threat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand your message . Is it a threat ? "

Cool your jets there, maybe I should have put a so you knew I was joking. There's someone here who goes by the name Sligo and many other names already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits back with the popcorn box... ffs it's only Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I apologise I'm only trying to entertain myself on a boring workday . It's a quote from the Arnold Schwarzenegger

Movie commando .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I apologise I'm only trying to entertain myself on a boring workday . It's a quote from the Arnold Schwarzenegger

Movie commando . "

Do you like films much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a bit lol when you don't get out much there's not much else to do . Between movies and music I'd be fairly knowledgeable . I really am sorry for taking you up wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a bit lol when you don't get out much there's not much else to do . Between movies and music I'd be fairly knowledgeable . I really am sorry for taking you up wrong "

Yes I was very offended. Do you do foot rubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kud u get mai frend hir a pillow, he is ded taird...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm an expert at foot rubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Train spotting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando,when he does the guy in da plain...

Lets try this one:

Prvo ce da ga bije, a onda ce da ga kara! I say, can, we, watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you so sweaty?i was watching cops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have me there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bad boys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so sweaty?i was watching cops!"

Step brothers

Here's one....

Jeez you got a big pussy! Jeez you got a big pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad boys ?"

One, two,three,four,five, look! No more fingers! No more fingers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not as good as I thought I was lol "say hello to my little friend "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry you got me ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the compliment but I don't know the film .

" but you don't want to go to South Africa your black "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do y'all really wanna jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the compliment but I don't know the film .

" but you don't want to go to South Africa your black ""

Showdown in little Tokyo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lethal weapon . I should use that as my username lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Long time since I saw that . What about my quote ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats, you need to get out more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your right lol I'm doing my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Big Bang theory ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na, you lost me there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures"

Army of darkness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lethal weapon 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures"

"Groovy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked the wrong week to give sniffing glue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never saw that film .

Simple Simon says ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures

"Groovy!""

Oh you're good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Airplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never saw that film .

Simple Simon says ?"

Die hard 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change ya filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That could be any 70s film or you like the thought of a good foot rub ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady "

American pie? The shermanator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have to get out more lol hello babar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Home alone .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Hello boys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Home alone . "
Yeah Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great film I know it word for word . Sadly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Home alone . Yeah Love it!!"

Actually it was "Angels with filthy souls" in home alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Independence Day .

" what's with the gimp ? We got out of the tank together I feel sorry for him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Home alone . Yeah Love it!!

Actually it was "Angels with filthy souls" in home alone "
Class wee movie(s)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You got me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes brilliant I have the box set lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes brilliant I have the box set lol "

Hello

No quotes from me, just to tell you it's easier to follow the thread if you quote the post you're replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes brilliant I have the box set lol

Hello

No quotes from me, just to tell you it's easier to follow the thread if you quote the post you're replying to "
Yes!! I wasn't sure if he's replying to me or someone else lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks . I'm new to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive"

You're not very good at this OP

Full metal jacket man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks . I'm new to this "
Not to worry You'll get the hang of it soon enough. All the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew that I got distracted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But will we?? Especially when you keep changing your minds lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks . I'm new to this Not to worry You'll get the hang of it soon enough. All the best "
chat soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me."

That's a tricky one . Did anyone get the gimp quote ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.

That's a tricky one . Did anyone get the gimp quote ?"

Watchmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.

That's a tricky one . Did anyone get the gimp quote ?

Watchmen "

Not seen it . The gimp quote is the usual suspects

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high ."

Platoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

Platoon "

Excellent I'm not the only film nerd on here . Some very knowledgable people here .

I got shot in the buttocks ! I'd really like to see that sometime ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokkin' creature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

Platoon

Excellent I'm not the only film nerd on here . Some very knowledgable people here .

Forest gump??

I got shot in the buttocks ! I'd really like to see that sometime ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokkin' creature!"

Help lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

Platoon

Excellent I'm not the only film nerd on here . Some very knowledgable people here .

Forest gump??

Yes correct . Try this one .

She can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

I got shot in the buttocks ! I'd really like to see that sometime ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokkin' creature!

Help lol "

District 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big things have small beginnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

Platoon

Excellent I'm not the only film nerd on here . Some very knowledgable people here .

Forest gump??

Yes correct . Try this one .

She can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

I got shot in the buttocks ! I'd really like to see that sometime ?"

Not a clue probably a Sci fi movie of some sort. I'm gonna say either star trek or one of the star wars even though I've never seen any of them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You going Chris ? You goin where the nurses givin blow jobs , we flyin high .

Platoon

Excellent I'm not the only film nerd on here . Some very knowledgable people here .

Forest gump??

It's Star Wars

Yes correct . Try this one .

She can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

I got shot in the buttocks ! I'd really like to see that sometime ?

Not a clue probably a Sci fi movie of some sort. I'm gonna say either star trek or one of the star wars even though I've never seen any of them!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big things have small beginnings"

Your good got me again

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Big things have small beginnings

"

Prometheus

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"you might be wondering why the red suit? Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you might be wondering why the red suit? Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed""

Deadpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big things have small beginnings

Prometheus"

I only watched that 2 weeks ago .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?"

pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?

pulp fiction"

Correct

Show me the money

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Yes London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."

Snatch??

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?

pulp fiction

Correct

Show me the money "

Jerry Maguire

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Yes London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Snatch?? "

correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?

pulp fiction

Correct

Show me the money

Jerry Maguire"

That'll do donkey that'll do

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"how bout NOOOOOOOO, you crazy Dutch bastard?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris ? A royale with cheese ?

pulp fiction

Correct

Show me the money

Jerry Maguire

That'll do donkey that'll do "

had me for a second there..... Shrek

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


""how bout NOOOOOOOO, you crazy Dutch bastard?""

one of the Austin Powers movies

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought it would be some cold shit to say to a mother fucker before I popped a cap in his ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Airplane ? Leslie Nielsen

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Airplane

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present"

Withnail and I, such a quotable film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Betty boo what a dish

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Daddy shouldn't waste his time. And from now on... it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daddy shouldn't waste his time. And from now on... it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties."

Wolf of Wall Street

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good movie . You know what I got for Christmas? A carton of cigarettes to smoke up Johnny and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

You let me down son! So, you find yourself some local tail, and you just completely forget what team you're playin' for?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


""I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone""

Shawshank I think

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Good movie . You know what I got for Christmas? A carton of cigarettes to smoke up Johnny and "

Breakfast club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good movie . You know what I got for Christmas? A carton of cigarettes to smoke up Johnny and

Breakfast club"

Great movie .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone""

One of my all time favourite movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"

One of my all time favourite movies "

Me too a classic

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"

Shawshank I think"

Yes Shawsshank Redemption-Red and Andy

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


""If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

The worst movie of all time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

Taken Liam neeson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Taken Liam neeson"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Try this one " I couldn't take it back boss "

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Did Nicholson show up for the premiere of "Batman" dressed as the Joker? I don't THINK so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her." "

Notting Hill I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just having an old friend for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just having an old friend for dinner "

Silence of the lambs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Never send a human to do a machine's job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic"

Yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never send a human to do a machine's job"

The Matrix....not sure which one ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic

Yes lol"

Django

You're awesome at this

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!"

That Ali g.

Ya get me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father....why have you forsaken me

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

What we've got here is a failure to communicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

Eh you're movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

'Tis but a scratch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Tis but a scratch!"

The holy frail of course

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

"

American Psycho

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Donnie Darko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

Notting Hill I think "

Yea Julia Roberts I love this film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My film quotes have taken a life of there own . I hope everyone is enjoying the banter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My film quotes have taken a life of there own . I hope everyone is enjoying the banter ?"

Oooh don't know that one

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By *electmaleMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I said, wheres the fucking bourbon, bitch" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would take more than the words than a d*unken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're gonna need a bigger boat..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My film quotes have taken a life of there own . I hope everyone is enjoying the banter ?

Oooh don't know that one

"

I'll dim it and post it on you tube it will be an independent classic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I said, wheres the fucking bourbon, bitch" ??"

Nightmare on elm street....not sure which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause it's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cause it's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do........."

"

Friday

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth"

Clerks 2

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth

Clerks 2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a sense, you're a true Norwegian hero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a sense, you're a true Norwegian hero."

Troll hunter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a sense, you're a true Norwegian hero.

Troll hunter?"

What a movie Ms Everdeen

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Mr. Conners, this is a preliminary hearing. There is no... defendant. There is no... jury. It's just me. Son... what in the HELL is wrong with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr. Conners, this is a preliminary hearing. There is no... defendant. There is no... jury. It's just me. Son... what in the HELL is wrong with you?"

Catch me if you can

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will kill you until you die from it you Yankee bastard

Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill you until you die from it you Yankee bastard

Man "

Hot shots

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