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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week "
i learned the reason dogs look at their owner when having a shit is because they want you to look out 4 them as they can't protect themselves at that time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also learned yesterday that snow white was never a slut. Lovely to learn new things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy

Ouch "

Yeah, I cried myself to sleep over that one. NOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words are powerful and also freedom of speech doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words are powerful and also freedom of speech doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

"

And also just because someone says something, or writes something from the relative anonymity of a keyboard, doesn't make it true. Maybe apart from the fat bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned I need to filter what I say. My 4 year old just muttered "fuck sake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words are powerful and also freedom of speech doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

And also just because someone says something, or writes something from the relative anonymity of a keyboard, doesn't make it true. Maybe apart from the fat bit "
jealousy is there problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words are powerful and also freedom of speech doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

And also just because someone says something, or writes something from the relative anonymity of a keyboard, doesn't make it true. Maybe apart from the fat bit jealousy is there problem. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy "
...we get some interesting pm's as well. ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy ...we get some interesting pm's as well. ..lol"
Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words are powerful and also freedom of speech doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

And also just because someone says something, or writes something from the relative anonymity of a keyboard, doesn't make it true. Maybe apart from the fat bit "

Not enough people take ownership of their words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that I'm a fat whore who's a disgrace to my family. And I'm also a fat cunt. I was a bit surprised, I thought I was curvy ...we get some interesting pm's as well. ..lolDon't we all "
....Please don't address me directly. ..I have you blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taught I heard a noise must be a rat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that 1 legged ducks dont swim in circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learned that when the cats away the rat's will play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer learned that female kangaroos have 3 vaginas

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

I learned all female pussies are left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned all female pussies are left handed "

i've an ambidextrous one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that female kangaroos can get up to a lot of scroggin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that having sex with a kangaroo is illegal. ..and probably dangerous. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I learned that female kangaroos can get up to a lot of scroggin' "

I think I'm going call it scroggin from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should not start battles if they haven't gotten the ammunition to finish the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that anal beads are fucking awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People should not start battles if they haven't gotten the ammunition to finish the job. "

that people should start their own threads for a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've learned that anal beads are fucking awesome! "

Ha ha yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People should not start battles if they haven't gotten the ammunition to finish the job.

that people should start their own threads for a bitch "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People should not start battles if they haven't gotten the ammunition to finish the job.

that people should start their own threads for a bitch

"

I have been so sick for the past 6 days... My tolerance level is pretty much zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that having sex with a kangaroo is illegal. ..and probably dangerous. . "
..I googled that.....I swear. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that female kangaroos can get up to a lot of scroggin'

I think I'm going call it scroggin from now on. "

Seems it coukd be a term used in front of family, friends and kids and no one will be any wiser hahaha

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

I learned that my boyfriend waits until I'm out of the room before farting....must be love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my motor insurance didn't go up..

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

U don't realise how expensive fuel is until u put it into a clear container

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that I shouldn't buy a dress that doesn't fit or doesn't suit just coz I'm in a panic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this thread I've learnt that you lot are bonkers......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a bit like the end of Seasame Street for those old enough to remember ... Also made a few new fab friends this week so all good

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

learned that my wifi isn't working when the cat 5 isn't plugged into the router

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" learned that my wifi isn't working when the cat 5 isn't plugged into the router "

Well now ya know

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


" learned that my wifi isn't working when the cat 5 isn't plugged into the router

Well now ya know "

I do, wireless my arse!

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place


"I learned all female pussies are left handed

i've an ambidextrous one"

Oh you must have a very talanted pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that men cum approximately 7500 times in their life time....2400 times thereof by the effort of their own hands. Figures are wheighted average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that men cum approximately 7500 times in their life time....2400 times thereof by the effort of their own hands. Figures are wheighted average"

Must be nearly time for me to pop my socks then...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realised it's been 15 months since I last had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realised it's been 15 months since I last had sex "

You definitely need to sort that problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned/realised that I have some very thoughtful fab friends who know just what to say to make me smile and lift my spirits when I have had a shit few weeks..ta muchly

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Learnt that people who talk to u about others are also taking to others about you

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira

I learnt not to name and shame fake profiles of men pretending to be women lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that the left side of your brain controls happiness so when dogs are happy their tails wag to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week i learned the reason dogs look at their owner when having a shit is because they want you to look out 4 them as they can't protect themselves at that time "

Wierd I heard that too... just before I fucked their owner in the woods I'd like to point out there is NOTHING erotic about having a dog licking your face during sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week i learned the reason dogs look at their owner when having a shit is because they want you to look out 4 them as they can't protect themselves at that time

Wierd I heard that too... just before I fucked their owner in the woods I'd like to point out there is NOTHING erotic about having a dog licking your face during sex!"

Tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language "

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert "

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop "

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty "

Kaizer is shocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked "

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes "

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi "

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi "

Ahh Lollipoopi sounds so cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me "

Yes Miss, whatever you say Poopi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on "

Bahahaha Oh how fiction can be fun

Kaizer enquired as to how Snowflake was feeling as she was ill....Yes the Manbeast is a kind soul

At which point Yvette begins describing not only the texture but the frequency of her movements!!!!

TMI you crack ravaged lunatic

P.s. if ya laid off the crack pipe for a while they might solidify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me

Yes Miss, whatever you say Poopi! "

thank you licky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me "

It's Poppi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on

Bahahaha Oh how fiction can be fun

Kaizer enquired as to how Snowflake was feeling as she was ill....Yes the Manbeast is a kind soul

At which point Yvette begins describing not only the texture but the frequency of her movements!!!!

TMI you crack ravaged lunatic

P.s. if ya laid off the crack pipe for a while they might solidify

"

Well I didn't know how turned on you were going to get now did I..

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me

It's Poppi "

Fantastic, Lollipoppi sounds even more cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine with Lolli!!!!! Let's not rename me

It's Poppi

Fantastic, Lollipoppi sounds even more cute!"

peeps used to call me lollipop, then moved to Lolli (or poopi/poopi) then lolz and lol, now we're digressing and making the name longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on

Bahahaha Oh how fiction can be fun

Kaizer enquired as to how Snowflake was feeling as she was ill....Yes the Manbeast is a kind soul

At which point Yvette begins describing not only the texture but the frequency of her movements!!!!

TMI you crack ravaged lunatic

P.s. if ya laid off the crack pipe for a while they might solidify

Well I didn't know how turned on you were going to get now did I.. "

Turned on

Oh you watery mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on

Bahahaha Oh how fiction can be fun

Kaizer enquired as to how Snowflake was feeling as she was ill....Yes the Manbeast is a kind soul

At which point Yvette begins describing not only the texture but the frequency of her movements!!!!

TMI you crack ravaged lunatic

P.s. if ya laid off the crack pipe for a while they might solidify

Well I didn't know how turned on you were going to get now did I..

Turned on

Oh you watery mess "

Not anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play snow, I would have murdered him for posting that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently dolmio Italian isn't a real language

Learn anything else interesting Hubert

Yes in fact Yvette me aul flower!!!

Girls poop

Ah Hubert why you sooo nasty

Kaizer is shocked

Didn't know you were into the poop like that Hubes

Now I'm worried that he calls me poopi

I would be too.. He has some kind of weird fetish thing going on

Bahahaha Oh how fiction can be fun

Kaizer enquired as to how Snowflake was feeling as she was ill....Yes the Manbeast is a kind soul

At which point Yvette begins describing not only the texture but the frequency of her movements!!!!

TMI you crack ravaged lunatic

P.s. if ya laid off the crack pipe for a while they might solidify

Well I didn't know how turned on you were going to get now did I..

Turned on

Oh you watery mess

Not anymore "

Well isn't that just awesome

Mama Thunderkiss always said that girls didn't poop that they created little flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair play snow, I would have murdered him for posting that! "

Moi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair play snow, I would have murdered him for posting that! "

I don't think he wants to play with me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realised it's been 15 months since I last had sex "
....the sympathy fuck queue is on the left......take a number. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this thread I've learnt that you lot are bonkers......lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learned. ..remove anal beads slowly. ...you're wife/partner is not a fucking chainsaw. ... (shamelessly robbed from the English forums.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair play snow, I would have murdered him for posting that!

I don't think he wants to play with me anymore "

No way your contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realised it's been 15 months since I last had sex

You definitely need to sort that problem

"

Still waiting lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair play snow, I would have murdered him for posting that!

I don't think he wants to play with me anymore

No way your contagious "

You still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that O'Hara's beer tastes really good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned/realised that I have some very thoughtful fab friends who know just what to say to make me smile and lift my spirits when I have had a shit few weeks..ta muchly "

Xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned/realised that I have some very thoughtful fab friends who know just what to say to make me smile and lift my spirits when I have had a shit few weeks..ta muchly

Xxxxxxxxx"

Right back at ya

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that I valued trust greater than Iust and friendship greater than sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I learned today is that hillbillies from Tennessee don't call it fucking..

They call it 'scroggin'

Which I quite prefer over fuckingso thanks Jerry Springer..

What useless information have you learned this week i learned the reason dogs look at their owner when having a shit is because they want you to look out 4 them as they can't protect themselves at that time

Wierd I heard that too... just before I fucked their owner in the woods I'd like to point out there is NOTHING erotic about having a dog licking your face during sex!

Tmi "

LOL Sorry I couldn't resist!

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