FabSwingers.com forum: Bad blowjobs

By *ublin_hung OP Man
over a year ago

Fundalk

I know this is a touchy subject. But whats up with some women thinking they give Epic blow-jobs.

I was the recipient of a mediocre at best blowjob from a beautiful woman. Who is convinced she has the best blow-job skills around.

Its not good if its painful, its not a turn on and most of all its not a chew toy !!!!!

I do not know why they think its sexy to bite your dick !!!

Someone please is biting dick a new thing?

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"I know this is a touchy subject. But whats up with some women thinking they give Epic blow-jobs.

I was the recipient of a mediocre at best blowjob from a beautiful woman. Who is convinced she has the best blow-job skills around.

Its not good if its painful, its not a turn on and most of all its not a chew toy !!!!!

I do not know why they think its sexy to bite your dick !!!

Someone please is biting dick a new thing?

Works both ways some men think they are amazing at licking pussy. But, they can't find the right spots.

On your point never bite, just a suck with a scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No teeth, ever!

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

I've never had a bad BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing as a bad blow job

If she is gonna suck it it is gonna feel good

Fact!!Ha

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

One man's earth shaking blowie is another man's "dear lord please make me cum so she'll stop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth! Maybe watch some porn with her and she could get the hint that way.

WARNING: Do not offend her.

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By *ndrowrockMan
over a year ago

Oh nothing worse. Red mark like a runway down the shaft from here bugs bunny teeth.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

A gentle direction could have changed that whole experience.

I know if I'm with a guy and what he's doing hurts or is the wrong place I'll stop him or move him to the spot..

Simple..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chatted to a fabber once who had NEVER received a good blowjob. Poor chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chatted to a fabber once who had NEVER received a good blowjob. Poor chap. "

I happen to think you would be highly skilled in the art.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a good blow-job anyway OP?

Lots of guys say cumming is rare.

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre

Yes not all bj are amazing - teeth and sandpaper tongues would be be my bugbear. However, I'm not one to suffer in silience and giving clear instructions and encouragement can change a poor job to a mind blowing job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hard to believe there can be a bad blowjob.. maybe ive just been lucky so far :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chatted to a fabber once who had NEVER received a good blowjob. Poor chap. "

Indeed!!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Sure there's enough space to do things wrong, however if you're to shy to say she should take out her teeth, you have to endure the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure she is well fed before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/16 10:45:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never come out and say I do epic blow job. That type of compliment should be on feedback from the receiver of said epic bj. Anyway like to keep my skills secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/16 10:50:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a bad BJ

How many have you given though? Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to hide the teeth lol

Tho I've had many a request on here to bite and use teeth from guys.

Different stokes for different folks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone likes somethin a little different and isn't that a good thing? If every blow job was exactly the same Wud they not all become boring over a period of time. A little direction is easily given and usually appreciated and if ur not willing to speak up then u gotta put up wit wot ur gettin. No mind readers on FAB that I know off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chatted to a fabber once who had NEVER received a good blowjob. Poor chap. "

If you fell (on your knees) for that one

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Bad blowjobs don't exist. There are simply varying degrees of goodness.

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes

Just have a Print Out to give her with instructions before she starts!!

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By *appyone4uMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I never had a complaint about my blowjobs, but I always ask what would make him happy. I also pay attention to his body language, if he looks uncomfortable, I stop and try a different way. Guys don't be shy if you don't like something someone is doing offer a suggestion. The key is communication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some guys who like a bit of gentle scraping with teeth. Never biting. Everyone's different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Maybe the OP is well hung & she tried her best...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Maybe the OP is well hung & she tried her best...)"

*gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm seeing....a big dick with one of those wind-up teeth clacking away on the end.

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County

"No teeth, ever!

Do you leave yours in a glass beside the bed miss bold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad blowjobs do exist....single guys just perpetuate the myth, that every female on Fab, gives the best blowjob ever!!!....same as they are all sexy. Nope!!

There's a single female, with astounding verifications, that gives at best mediocre blowjobs(Dark would say the worst ever) but guys pander to her, as she's an alcoholic and a sure thing for them. I(Obsession) would say mine are ok but nothing special...we can't all be good at everything lol

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By *leepyheadhMan
over a year ago

city centre

On a scale of good to bad, blowjobs are always on the good side! However it is true that there are better blowwjobs than others. I would argue that you are getting a blow job you should be thankful, thousands aren't!

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

I'm fucking amazing at them,I always make eye contact, I judge by their facial expressions and deep moans, I'm not afraid to loose myself in the moment and I fooking love cock

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By *ublin_hung OP Man
over a year ago

Fundalk

Some quality post back to this topic. Both funny and well given advice.

Just for clarity sake the lady in question is not on Fab she is a long time friend.

She is fantastic in the sac its just this one issue. I try avoid getting a blowjob from her now if I can. I dont want to hurt her feelings. In every other aspect of sex she is top class.

Communication is very important I did give her some suggestions like lose the kung-fu death drip and squeezing to much blood into the head is painful and can cause damage.

My idea of a good blow job is slow steady hand movements up and down the shaft wile sucking and licking the head and getting my balls rubbed

most importantly massive turn on gets me rock hard..... loads of eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks D_H.

I get so caught up in the bj - love cock - I usually forget to look up, so will start putting that slutty look into practice soon

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Love a girl who wants to own my cock when she's sucking on my cock .. Spitting on it, gagging, wanking, licking .. Mmmn

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

Absolutely love getting blow job. Never had a bad one.

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By *ralSurpriseMan
over a year ago

Meath

My Gf hates giving blowjobs and very seldom does so to be honest I only receive a good blowjob from other swingers

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

I've heard the I give the best bj or I'm the best fuck comments in years oast. Rarely does the reality manifest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main thing I find is to keep it going once you start hitting the spot.

I hate hands being used as if I want a wank I'd do it myself.

Teeth scraping are an instant passion killer.

I like a build up, different things like sacking my balls or teasing the tip.

When it comes to the main event that I like eye contact, lots of saliva so it's nice and sloppy, eye contact and enthusiasm. It doesn't matter if you can't deep throat, I just consider that a bonus.

Being able to pick up the pace and continue to suck as I cum is a huge plus and I do like to be cleaned up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not had a complaint so far.. But I do love giving bjs alot...

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By *octor-in-townMan
over a year ago

Dubai

I had couple of bad experiences about bj..Man that was painful and such a turn off. Total mood killer.

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

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By *asgod2Man
over a year ago

millingar

"I chatted to a fabber once who had NEVER received a good blowjob. Poor chap. "

Agh me arse everyone's first is great

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Firstly I blame men for most women thinking they are great at oral because no man has the balls to tell her she's bad at it and secondly maybe someone else love's her bjs? Just because it wasn't for you doesn't mean it's bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man would ever complain being balks deep down a willing throat looking down at those lovely eyes looking up at you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure she is well fed before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love eye contact hot. And spitting. Tbh I dunno how it can be bad unless her mouth is dry as a camels arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever gf that gave me a bj was awful at it, teeth all over the shop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man finds a women who dont suck cock good just teach her how to do it as we are all diferent. How do u know her ex Wasent into geting he's cock bitten? Ha ha for me is this way when a guy go down on me I rather tell him what to do or how to do it if he learns good if he dont then just don't waste your time and works for both ways

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

probably a reason why i prefer repeat meets to one off's

You get a chance to get to know what the other persons likes and dislikes are so it gets better each time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know this is a touchy subject. But whats up with some women thinking they give Epic blow-jobs.

I was the recipient of a mediocre at best blowjob from a beautiful woman. Who is convinced she has the best blow-job skills around.

Its not good if its painful, its not a turn on and most of all its not a chew toy !!!!!

I do not know why they think its sexy to bite your dick !!!

Someone please is biting dick a new thing?

"
I no a girl. Off this site that gives best. Bjs any man wud get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are good bjs and okay bjs. I never came from a bj until I found fab.

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By *un4fun23456Man
over a year ago

ennis

"There are good bjs and okay bjs. I never came from a bj until I found fab. "
had she false teeth maybe they were loose ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an FB who can't stand cum in her mouth. Never mind spitting or swallowing. I rarely want a blowjob to completion. But I do like it sometimes. This would put me off any type of relationship with her other than fucking. It's a bit shallow I suppose but it's how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey free class with any lady how give good oral sex( men here can watching us)

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"probably a reason why i prefer repeat meets to one off's

You get a chance to get to know what the other persons likes and dislikes are so it gets better each time.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the worst blow job I ever had was when the woman I was with stopped in the middle of it and unknown to me took a large sip of red wine and proceeded to blow the wine up inside my cock.

It was fucking agony!

Needless to say we didn't meet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the worst blow job I ever had was when the woman I was with stopped in the middle of it and unknown to me took a large sip of red wine and proceeded to blow the wine up inside my cock.

It was fucking agony!

Needless to say we didn't meet again

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey free class with any lady how give good oral sex( men here can watching us)

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.....so you're gonna instruct a woman how to give good blowjobs....and the boys get to watch. ..lol....sounds fair......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the worst blow job I ever had was when the woman I was with stopped in the middle of it and unknown to me took a large sip of red wine and proceeded to blow the wine up inside my cock.

It was fucking agony!

Needless to say we didn't meet again

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

That's exactly what I screamed along with several expletives, lol.

The pain was worse than that I experienced with a Doc at an STI clinic when he stuck that swab stick with the little bottle brush on it deep into my cock...I wonder how many have experienced that here?

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By *ublin_hung OP Man
over a year ago

Fundalk

"Probably the worst blow job I ever had was when the woman I was with stopped in the middle of it and unknown to me took a large sip of red wine and proceeded to blow the wine up inside my cock.

It was fucking agony!

Needless to say we didn't meet again

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

That's exactly what I screamed along with several expletives, lol.

Jesus !!!

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By *ampoonerMan
over a year ago

dundrum

I set up a glory hole in my place recently....had a few anonymous BJs through it. left my door unlocked and the just came in ad did the job....

fucking class!! they've been some of the best BJs ever and i haven't even seen their faces! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey free class with any lady how give good oral sex( men here can watching us)

.....so you're gonna instruct a woman how to give good blowjobs....and the boys get to watch. ..lol....sounds fair......"
. Jajajja i can tell u if u suck my dick..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the worst blow job I ever had was when the woman I was with stopped in the middle of it and unknown to me took a large sip of red wine and proceeded to blow the wine up inside my cock.

It was fucking agony!

Needless to say we didn't meet again

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

That's exactly what I screamed along with several expletives, lol.

Jesus !!!"

Pissing red for a week was yas.

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

"What's a good blow-job anyway OP?

Lots of guys say cumming is rare."

I have NEVER came via oral but I do still enjoy it - biting can be amazing or it can be disastrous, same with teeth scraping and ball sucking - what works well with 1 woman might not with another.

I would agree with other comments here where the advice is to guide them, not only for those that need it but just in general - the ladies are not mind readers but who wouldn't like to hear "OMG that feels sooo good" if they are doing something well or, if they aren't doing it for you, some gentle direction of her head or a verbal cue as to what suits better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im good with my mouth

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"im good with my mouth

I'll be there in a minute!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is such a thing as a bad blowjob.an old girlfriend of mine used to suck soooo hard that it took about 45 mins for me to cum and the inside of her cheeks would be cut

I was too young at the time to say anything and even tho it was bad i didnt wana ruin it.its still a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is such a thing as a bad blowjob.an old girlfriend of mine used to suck soooo hard that it took about 45 mins for me to cum and the inside of her cheeks would be cut

I was too young at the time to say anything and even tho it was bad i didnt wana ruin it.its still a blowjob

Hopefully you've raised your standards since then

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