FabSwingers.com forum: Afternoon Delight with no condoms. WTF

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done before I love watching her play while I play

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms....

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Never in that situation.

We ALWAYS bring condoms with us

Tina

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Always have condoms on me especially if we have a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Why wud you go on a meet with no condoms

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Use an empty crisp packet or cellophane

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Clingfilm

Always have condoms for a meet

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By *xhibitACouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Bummer.... Get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Bummer.... Get it?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I never even leave the house without condoms as I've always 2 in my wallet

. That way I never get caught without.

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By *appyone4uMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Always have condoms for meets. I guess what you did was the smartest thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ghee thanks guys.

For those of you that are super organised I guess it was my Friday the 13th!

Usually have them that's why "ah f**k" was used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't specify if it was a fab meet or something else.

I've met people for coffee etc and ended up going further, occasionally in a similar situation.

Mutual masturbation can be fun and I love oral.

It's good to be creative and you get to see how they like to be touched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation?

Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms...."
that's good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be a giveaway that a guy is actually attached, I'd be suspicious. Bringing condoms is as important as having a shower and looking nice. It could be excused if it were a second or third time meeting.

Fuck I've too much time, need something thing to do, hope I didn't offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the lads I actually never leave home without condoms.. always in my handbag.. just incase!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

To say it bluntly it's rather stupid to go to a meet without condoms, nothing to do with super organised and there's no excuse as you get them everywhere.

However fair sake op to find a way around , to have some fun without jeopardising your health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry condoms in case the man 'forgets' - and if I hear the old shite about the ones I have don't suit him - off home I'd go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can be a giveaway that a guy is actually attached, I'd be suspicious. Bringing condoms is as important as having a shower and looking nice. It could be excused if it were a second or third time meeting.

Fuck I've too much time, need something thing to do, hope I didn't offend anyone

Couldn't be excused on a 2nd or 3rd meet - they should know better by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "
......so basically a wank with a view. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....so basically a wank with a view. ..

hahaha, but what a view

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet""
....fail to plan. ...plan to fail. ...lol

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"....fail to plan. ...plan to fail. ...lol"

Lol that's her ok, especially when it comes to getting a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Send you upstairs to the back room, tell you to open the window, jerk off then approach the open window & fire! I'd be downstairs on the patio waiting to see if I could catch any...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wel yeah I'd rather be safe than sorry. Literally!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never even leave the house without condoms as I've always 2 in my wallet

. That way I never get caught without."

I still have that one you give me that night

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

Last time I talked about condoms on this a few months back i got an awful slagin ha ha . I always carry condoms with me as there special size ha ha . But like most said above if ya have a meet you should have condoms its the basics.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list

But to answer the OP's question; under no circumstances (with the exception of being in a relationship) would I engage in intercourse without condoms. 100% no-no for me. Never have and never will. I'm one of the few guys apparently who listens to the big head over the small head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always gotta be safe I'd o just shed with the oral !!!!

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes

"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list

If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list

so you don't look like a dickhead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list

If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list

so you don't look like a dickhead!!"

Goes without saying even for a female!!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list

If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list

so you don't look like a dickhead!!

Goes without saying even for a female!!

Yes of course, I was just using the 'male' as an example because I just think that the male should be responsible for acquiring the condoms. Unless of course, the female has a supply already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry them everywhere, on my person, in an overnight bag and even in the car!

It amazes me how people could be just 'caught short'

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"I carry them everywhere, on my person, in an overnight bag and even in the car!

It amazes me how people could be just 'caught short'

100% agree. Got 'caught short', as you say, a few times when I was younger and have learned that the 'johnny pocket' should always be utilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet""

Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"

Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them

Big handbags, God knows what does be in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"

Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them

Big handbags, God knows what does be in them

Knowing you two, probably half the lovehoney toy arsenal

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.

Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"

Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them

Big handbags, God knows what does be in them

Knowing you two, probably half the lovehoney toy arsenal

Geordie!!!!!!

I'm all embarrassed now lol

You know how shy I can get

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By *imdm101Man
over a year ago

Galway

"You always gotta be safe I'd o just shed with the oral !!!!"

Oral without a condom is not "safe". Maybe not as risky as unprotected intercourse,but still not safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the reaction from check out girls in boots when buying condoms .they always keep a straight face. Not even a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Get better educated. Even mutual masturbation if unprotected can kead to std transmission. Even if you’re both healthy. Always condoms even for cyber sex..

You should have just walked out, too risky

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I carry them everywhere, on my person, in an overnight bag and even in the car!

It amazes me how people could be just 'caught short'

I know but good job I do to for special occasions like when your car gets locked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the fellas here rock up expecting to play with no condoms . I always ask before engaging and I’ve heard every excuse under the sun . Not prepared always equals no meet . I carry my own but if a guy turns up with none and an expression like he never ever considered buying them then I just leave because it tells me they usually take too many risks for my liking .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have condoms going to a meet and always a healthy stock of condoms and lube in the house.

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation?

Why wud you go on a meet with no condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation?

Get better educated. Even mutual masturbation if unprotected can kead to std transmission. Even if you’re both healthy. Always condoms even for cyber sex..

You should have just walked out, too risky

WTF? Condoms for Cybersex? Go on outta dat. Yer pullin da piss now!Next ya'll be lookin for helmets for oral and stabvests for a little scratch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck condoms I go bareback or not at all

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Fuck condoms I go bareback or not at all"

Good lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck condoms I go bareback or not at all"

If ya fuck a condom its not technically bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just ask for a diddie wank and offer her a kick out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just ask for a diddie wank and offer her a lick out"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation? "

Pull out my wallet and use my 1985 good luck condom

Use a crisp packet inside out and tell her it's a flavoured condom

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Just like that Op left the site...

I mean...

HE JUST CAME & WENT

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

This thread is from a year ago

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

RideyouHardnow -I wonder how you found this incredibly old thread.. and why you resurrected it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"This thread is from a year ago

I love a slow burner thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....

Then she said, "but I've no condoms"

I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"

And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.

So...........

What would you normally do in that situation?

Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms.... that's good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carry a 3 pkt to meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finish both off with rest of oral tricks

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