FabSwingers.com forum: Lion vs fake tan

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The lion even he makes a misjudgement

Always read the label you jungle adonis

It reacted to lions sensitive skin

And now he is itchy

Lion should have known his muscles wouldn't accept manufacturered products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit concerning that you put fake tan on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oompa loompa doompety doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

His first picture he looks a bit orange

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County

"Oompa loompa doompety doo"

Brilliant

Nail bar will be next LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion preps to become the next arnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What brand was it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cocao brown

The girl in boots assured lion it were the right choice

He even exposed the areas of his body where he wanted to tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus Lion ..I hope you won't be streaking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I never liked that one. Just when I thought I couldn't get any oranger it kept developing. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Tan organic it's brilliant for sensitive skin. But I love coca brown

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Take an antihistamine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's something you don't see every day. .. Anal bleaching .. There. ...ive said it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion if ya need any assistance removing the said tan, I happy to rub baby oil on. I'm good like that, my good deed of the day

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

If the lion goes streaky is he a tiger ?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It's all rubbish that stuff and horrible. Never used it, will never use it. Proud of my pale skin. Do you know lion, white lions are very rare and special?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even the cocao brown tan doesn't want to unleash its grip of the lions body

But that's the price of beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm not seeing an Oompa Loompah but rather someone who's catch phrase was "it's clobberin' time"...? Oh, and he wears tight blue pants.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

If you've reacted to cocao brown don't use st tropez, it's well known to cause skin reactions.

Take an antihistamine and get an antihistamine cream from the pharmacy.

Speaking from experience, patch test next time!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion next time give me a shout. I still have all my spray painting gear. I can do any shade you like with a touch of gold flake thrown in. I could even stencil flames on the guns for competition's if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao fake tan on a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao fake tan on a man.

what about using Sunbeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking the Piss. If a man wants a tan I say go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lion next time give me a shout. I still have all my spray painting gear. I can do any shade you like with a touch of gold flake thrown in. I could even stencil flames on the guns for competition's if you like

You are a creative genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion looks hot though

Not being one but bias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion looks hot though

Not being one but bias "

You need an independent opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lion looks hot though

Not being one but bias

You need an independent opinion

Come see and feel how good lion looks and tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion looks hot though

Not being one but bias

You need an independent opinion

Come see and feel how good lion looks and tell him

Galway is soooo far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not fair on the fab people

Their leader based in the wild west of Ireland

But he's that kind of lion that could expose himself in any county

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's good to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shiver me timbers

Shiver indeed kaizer

But never fear friend lion always overcomes obstacles they try dent his body mind and soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not fair on the fab people

Their leader based in the wild west of Ireland

But he's that kind of lion that could expose himself in any county "

Exiled. For exposing yourself in other counties.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"There's something you don't see every day. .. Anal bleaching .. There. ...ive said it.."
can u elaborate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's something you don't see every day. .. Anal bleaching .. There. ...ive said it..can u elaborate?"
....erm....no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocao brown

The girl in boots assured lion it were the right choice

He even exposed the areas of his body where he wanted to tan"

Did you hear two girls laughing hysterically when you were leaving Boots? It most probably was the two checkout girls talking about how weird you sounded speaking to them in the third person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cocao brown

The girl in boots assured lion it were the right choice

He even exposed the areas of his body where he wanted to tan

Did you hear two girls laughing hysterically when you were leaving Boots? It most probably was the two checkout girls talking about how weird you sounded speaking to them in the third person. "

Weird perhaps

But your right.. Only lion could get two females testing tan on lions body x

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