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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I think it's about time I updated my profile a bit! Make it more flashy!

Any suggestions for pics? Can't decide whether to compare my cock with a lynx can or a sky remote lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Do both plus one in loo with socks on...

Ladies seem to notice these!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well obviously like where else am I going to do it?

And the tiles are cold so of course I'm going to wear socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks I hope ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White socks I hope ..."

Was going to go with odd socks to show that I can mix things up a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a regular size Lynx or compressed size

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Don't flush the toilet.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I don't know where u get off on all these treads but I think get rid of all d cock photos cos d ladies hate them have more nice photos of urself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a regular size Lynx or compressed size "

Compressed but when I put it up I'll have a status saying its a full sized one so people will think it's bigger

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is it a regular size Lynx or compressed size

Compressed but when I put it up I'll have a status saying its a full sized one so people will think it's bigger"

I just use a ruler but I make sure the first 3 inches are pushed into my belly as much as possible and I only show the top half so it looks like I have a 5 incher

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Pringles container

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know where u get off on all these treads but I think get rid of all d cock photos cos d ladies hate them have more nice photos of urself "
.....do you need a flashing sign? ... danger sarcasm !!!

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By *ig al100Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

I was naked in front of strangers last night and I couldn't have gave a fiddlers fuck what size my dick looked hahaha but hey that's just me, Pringles idea is good but you'd never match the tin length, line up and count how many Pringles up to your japs eye, avoid salt and vinegar unless you're man enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the socks off and stuff them down ur jocks.

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!


"I was naked in front of strangers last night and I couldn't have gave a fiddlers fuck what size my dick looked hahaha but hey that's just me, Pringles idea is good but you'd never match the tin length, line up and count how many Pringles up to your japs eye, avoid salt and vinegar unless you're man enough "
:-there are 2 sizes

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"I don't know where u get off on all these treads but I think get rid of all d cock photos cos d ladies hate them have more nice photos of urself .....do you need a flashing sign? ... danger sarcasm !!!"

We so NEED a face palm emoji

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Make sure you have at least 12 mths hair growth for that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some newbie put up a thread asking for tips on taking pictures a while back. In among the helpful tips (lighting, angles, b&w, use Brad Pitt) was a comment from some guy basically saying that was all misleading.... Had a look at his pics and there he is hadn't even bothered kicking away his boxers which were around 1 ankle and his mums slippers (he was single so had to be mum ) were clearly visible under the bed.... Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh...

I'm a sucker for teasing photos.. Stick on a pair of jeans, no top. Buttons of jeans undone, a cheeky flash of your hardon.. In black and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Lynx cans.

I repeat, NO LYNX CANS!

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By *ig al100Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"I was naked in front of strangers last night and I couldn't have gave a fiddlers fuck what size my dick looked hahaha but hey that's just me, Pringles idea is good but you'd never match the tin length, line up and count how many Pringles up to your japs eye, avoid salt and vinegar unless you're man enough :-there are 2 sizes "
soft and hard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles container "

If he puts his cock inside the pringles container noone will ever know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a regular size Lynx or compressed size

Compressed but when I put it up I'll have a status saying its a full sized one so people will think it's bigger

I just use a ruler but I make sure the first 3 inches are pushed into my belly as much as possible and I only show the top half so it looks like I have a 5 incher "

Hello!!!! 5 incher u say!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pringles container

If he puts his cock inside the pringles container noone will ever know!!!! "

That's a good idea!! But if I use the smaller Pringles can everybody will think my cock is huge! Because honestly.. Who ever buys the small one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh...

I'm a sucker for teasing photos.. Stick on a pair of jeans, no top. Buttons of jeans undone, a cheeky flash of your hardon.. In black and white. "

Bold girl that's just disgusting! Can't believe you would suggest such pics in this thread! I am going right to the bathroom with my Lynx can and you can do nothing about it!!

P.s thanks for an actual suggestion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh...

I'm a sucker for teasing photos.. Stick on a pair of jeans, no top. Buttons of jeans undone, a cheeky flash of your hardon.. In black and white.

Bold girl that's just disgusting! Can't believe you would suggest such pics in this thread! I am going right to the bathroom with my Lynx can and you can do nothing about it!!

P.s thanks for an actual suggestion lol"

I know, I'm just vile.

You're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh...

I'm a sucker for teasing photos.. Stick on a pair of jeans, no top. Buttons of jeans undone, a cheeky flash of your hardon.. In black and white.

Bold girl that's just disgusting! Can't believe you would suggest such pics in this thread! I am going right to the bathroom with my Lynx can and you can do nothing about it!!

P.s thanks for an actual suggestion lol

I know, I'm just vile.

You're welcome x"

Any chance you'd be willing to be my photographer for the day boldgirl? Need someone to inspire and motivate me !

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