FabSwingers.com forum: The Lion wants a Lioness

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Lion here cutting to the chase and looking at getting to forth bass

So all his fans pay attention to the following announcement..

Female Lioness required next week for lion to unlease and release his passion on

Suitable hot Lioness apply to the above fab adonis

Hate lion or love him

He speaks what he desires xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even lion is tempted to apply to the above x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lion here cutting to the chase and looking at getting to forth bass

So all his fans pay attention to the following announcement..

Female Lioness required next week for lion to unlease and release his passion on

Suitable hot Lioness apply to the above fab adonis

Hate lion or love him

He speaks what he desires xx"

Lioness here applying for this very privileged regal meet.... realising that there will be much competition.... I'm on for it

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By *orning Sex GuyMan
over a year ago

Cavan

"Even lion is tempted to apply to the above x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, wanting to forth bass sounds a bit fishy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong site buddy try plenty of felines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some doubt or frown upon lions views

But all celebrities deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lion should try a done deal ad...something like..

Lionessless Lion seeks Lioness .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion has given himself a deadline to himself on taking over fab

As only the strongest can handle pressure

Lion thrives and grows under the spotlight

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Best of luck lion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck"

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion is a pleasure to drink with

Send in your application xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying"

Nah he's a total sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh stop it snow

Your making lion blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?"

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts. "

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?"

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snow + lions jungle = happy lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow + lions jungle = happy lion"

Sshush you or I'll tell them how to take you down in 2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch..."

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion is no ones bitch or biatch hehe

But any man would do exactly what they were told

If they had the snow white in their bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snow + lions jungle = happy lion

Sshush you or I'll tell them how to take you down in 2 seconds

You can do that

Or demonstrate on lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations. "

But you can control him? You gonna be his gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow + lions jungle = happy lion

Sshush you or I'll tell them how to take you down in 2 seconds

You can do that

Or demonstrate on lion "

I believe I have.. On quite a few occasions. I know how to get what I want from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perhaps once or twice

And they were a fluke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.

But you can control him? You gonna be his gf"

Why would I want to control him? He is who he is. He's a lot more interesting than 90% of people in the world. We're all a little bit odd and we try really hard to keep it hidden. He's just himself. Nothing sexier than that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All this reading is making lion hungry

But controversy follows popular figure heads like lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this reading is making lion hungry

But controversy follows popular figure heads like lion"

Ha ha shut up u nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmmm nuts

Hey say it slowly

Really pronounce the nnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm nuts

Hey say it slowly

Really pronounce the nnnnn "

Nnnnnope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.

But you can control him? You gonna be his gf

You said he does what he's told....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.

But you can control him? You gonna be his gf

You said he does what he's told...."

In certain situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

And when have I ever made it easy for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ya in certain situations indeed

Lion never crosses the road without the little green Man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

And when have I ever made it easy for you?"

No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion dont require luck

But thank you buddy

Lion makes his own luck

B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink

Lion is fine

Looking for sex down the line

Lion will have the guinnes

And for the lady

A full bodied wine

Purrrrrrr,

He does

Really?? Wow that must be annoying

Nah he's a total sweetheart

Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?

I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.

And does the real person still talk in rhyme?

Occasionally.. But I know his weak points

so he does what he's told

Ah so he's your biatch...

Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.

But you can control him? You gonna be his gf

You said he does what he's told....

In certain situations

So you do control him...fair play to ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya in certain situations indeed

Lion never crosses the road without the little green Man

Not even when the amber lad is flashing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

And when have I ever made it easy for you?

No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experiences "

Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesper wait hold on a second

You guys want the lion

He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

And when have I ever made it easy for you?

No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experienc

Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff

Reading this has lion on a semi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not nnnnnope

Nnnnuts

You need pay attention

And when have I ever made it easy for you?

No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experienc

Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff

Reading this has lion on a semi"

Ha ha down boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesper wait hold on a second

You guys want the lion

He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly "

Na your OK dude, we really don't, couldn't deal with all the rhymes, but hey I do have appreciation for ya, you know how to play the game, you post things just until the point when people get tired of it and then you leave, and of course people then rejoice your reappearance, plus your a utd fan so I can't fault ya for that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say i do like this lion character,you do come across as an alluring,cocky,confident young man,if you visit Dublin you can come out on the prowel with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lion will say no more

Cant really

In a public place and things might stand out

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesper wait hold on a second

You guys want the lion

He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly

Lion likes your washing machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say i do like this lion character,you do come across as an alluring,cocky,confident young man,if you visit Dublin you can come out on the prowel with me."

Thank you sir

Lion likes his Dublin people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesper wait hold on a second

You guys want the lion

He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly

Lion likes your washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesper wait hold on a second

You guys want the lion

He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly

Lion likes your washing machine

Thanks...she Has to earn her keep after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Lion my condolences on the tragic loss of your cousins Jericho and Cecil . I have heard a rumor that Walter Palmer is on his way to Galway for a short break so you best be on the look out .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Lion my condolences on the tragic loss of your cousins Jericho and Cecil . I have heard a rumor that Walter Palmer is on his way to Galway for a short break so you best be on the look out ."

Lion is use to being hunted down

He always finds himself being hunted down by adoring females

Who simply cant get enough of the one called the lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean "fourth base"?

Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean "fourth base"?

Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?"

well helllooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean "fourth base"?

Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?"
....well technically there's no such place as fourth base....first base..second base...third base..home plate..but definitely no fourth base...ever..carry on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean "fourth base"?

Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?....well technically there's no such place as fourth base....first base..second base...third base..home plate..but definitely no fourth base...ever..carry on...

perhaps but lion goes by

women

1. kiss the lion

2. get to feel and touch the lion

3. go down on the lion

4. night of passion with the lion

but its whatever you desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps but lion goes by

women

1. kiss the lion

2. get to feel and touch the lion

3. go down on the lion

4. night of passion with the lion

but its whatever you desire

Takers need not apply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

perhaps but lion goes by

women

1. kiss the lion

2. get to feel and touch the lion

3. go down on the lion

4. night of passion with the lion

but its whatever you desire

Takers need not apply."

yes tonnes of applicants

but lion reads all of his mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps but lion goes by

women

1. kiss the lion

2. get to feel and touch the lion

3. go down on the lion

4. night of passion with the lion

but its whatever you desire

Takers need not apply.

yes tonnes of applicants

but lion reads all of his mail"

Number 3 should have been 69 with the lion. Sounds like ur a bit selfish in the bedroom..

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over a year ago

perhaps but lion goes by

women

1. kiss the lion

2. get to feel and touch the lion

3. go down on the lion

4. night of passion with the lion

but its whatever you desire

Takers need not apply.

yes tonnes of applicants

but lion reads all of his mail

Number 3 should have been 69 with the lion. Sounds like ur a bit selfish in the bedroom.. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh no lion is a passionate lover

Come witness and experience it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no lion is a passionate lover

Come witness and experience it for yourself "

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no lion is a passionate lover

Come witness and experience it for yourself

Ok.

Just yum

Lion wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no lion is a passionate lover

Come witness and experience it for yourself

Ok.

Just yum

Lion wants"

Lion gets what lion wants!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no lion is a passionate lover

Come witness and experience it for yourself

Ok.

Just yum

Lion wants

Lion gets what lion wants!!

Roarrrr

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