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By *ugeload_atx OP Man
over a year ago

Goatstown

So given that we [men] are depraved, perverted and terrible in all sorts of ways, many of us have some kind of twin fantasy. I am curious to hear the ladies' opinions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true. I've often fantasised about having a twin!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

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....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

Probably something to do with "yer ma"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

.Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!"
....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. ..

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. .."

I'm Irish, not from philistine

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

PassPass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

PassPass. "
...you're nothing but a hoor mee hawl

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Yes the women would have the opinion we [men] are depraved, perverted and terrible in all sorts of ways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm a twin mmf that's actually so wrong it sounds like a good idea. It's the stuff good porn is made from

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

I dated a twin many moons ago.....my imagination was busy

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By *ugeload_atx OP Man
over a year ago

Goatstown

"Mmm a twin mmf that's actually so wrong it sounds like a good idea. It's the stuff good porn is made from

Lol, well said.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting up identical twins one night ...things were going great.... Both very chatty and were almost saying the same thing at the same time....

I was very d*unk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.

....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....

It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!"

So, sagen Sie mir über Ihre Mutter......

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

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By *ugeload_atx OP Man
over a year ago

Goatstown

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

If it's twins then you might get 40 seconds.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

If it's twins then you might get 40 seconds."

40 Secs and a new pacemaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

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..that's sooo hot...my incontinence pad is getting damp....but in a good way. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

..that's sooo hot...my incontinence pad is getting damp....but in a good way. ..

I'll throw in a cup of complain after

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake

Well if I wait for the solar panels to get sun I'll be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

Yeah.....

Some even call it 'squirting'

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake

Well if I wait for the solar panels to get sun I'll be dead

Ah but you will be stiff as a poker so the lovely lady won't mind lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

Yeah.....

Some even call it 'squirting'

Now ur taking the piss

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake

Well if I wait for the solar panels to get sun I'll be dead

Ah but you will be stiff as a poker so the lovely lady won't mind lol"

If she's into munting she won't

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

Yeah.....

Some even call it 'squirting'

Now ur taking the piss

I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute!

I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

Yeah.....

Some even call it 'squirting'

Now ur taking the piss

I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute!

I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall

Any room for a one kneed cripple

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I can raise that to 25!

Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame

Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!

I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway

might even give u a spin on my mobility chair

Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??

Ok, ok....

How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!

Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming

but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion

Hey my stair lift also has a commode!

You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!

Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time

Yeah.....

Some even call it 'squirting'

Now ur taking the piss

I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute!

I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall

Any room for a one kneed cripple

Ah sure, I'm feeling generous today, must be the weather, and will turn it into a special gangbang

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By *ugeload_atx OP Man
over a year ago

Goatstown

This thread definitely lost its thread.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't

I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!

I'm sure I could manage a minute or two. I'm generous like that!

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