FabSwingers.com forum: Naked gardener/ house keeper

By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Often wondered would there be much work for a naked gardener or house cleaner if i quit work and set it up, what do you's think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you come cut my grass please , not naked the nieghbours might complain but I'm trying to motivate myself to do it for the last 4 days , I've even considered buying a goat

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Can you come cut my grass please , not naked the nieghbours might complain but I'm trying to motivate myself to do it for the last 4 days , I've even considered buying a goat "

Lmao ok as long as the pays good, you never know the neighbours might like it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya I think they might !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you come cut my grass please , not naked the nieghbours might complain but I'm trying to motivate myself to do it for the last 4 days , I've even considered buying a goat "
I'll sell you a goat..

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Can you come cut my grass please , not naked the nieghbours might complain but I'm trying to motivate myself to do it for the last 4 days , I've even considered buying a goat I'll sell you a goat..

Dont you be comin in and stealin my work

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I have wondered the same thing,

i already landscape so hopefully there would be no slips with the loppers

Now what about the naughty housewife having her way with the gardener

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Thats what i was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housekeeper would be great! But in a sexy maids outfit instead. Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy the goat

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By *lareandjonCouple
over a year ago

clare/limerick

Be careful those goats are noted for eating underwear of the line!! Especially Billy goats!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you want paid

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Be careful those goats are noted for eating underwear of the line!! Especially Billy goats!!"

That's easy just don't wear any that way u don't have to wash em and hang them out for Billy to eat

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By *lareandjonCouple
over a year ago

clare/limerick

Poor Billy starved again

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Would love a gardener

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Would love a gardener

Does ur garden need attention

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By *eretotrynewthingsMan
over a year ago

antrim

at your service :@

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Would love a gardener

Does ur garden need attention

Most certainly does. Regular service required

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Would love a gardener

Does ur garden need attention

Most certainly does. Regular service required

Mmm u have any other services required I am sure we could get a pool of trades men to call

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Lol you want paid

Well sexual favours would do as payment if that suited

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Would love a gardener

Does ur garden need attention

Most certainly does. Regular service required

Ack sure your only up the road, i'm sure you would have the most looked after garden in the country, i'd make sure it was moist all the time

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Leave the gardening to the pros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This job is cut to a tee for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener here in Dublin and would be delighted to trim cut or prune in a 50 mile radius of the airport

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