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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

I do be likin' the wimmin, so I do, and since there's a feckin' thread for short wimmin, tall wimmin, average wimmin, as if such a thing even existed, older, younger, ones with big vaginas, the lot, it's only fair that we have a thread for the desperate men among us who aren't the slightest bit fussy,like me. Form an orderly queue wimmin of Ireland.

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South


"I do be likin' the wimmin, so I do, and since there's a feckin' thread for short wimmin, tall wimmin, average wimmin, as if such a thing even existed, older, younger, ones with big vaginas, the lot, it's only fair that we have a thread for the desperate men among us who aren't the slightest bit fussy,like me. Form an orderly queue wimmin of Ireland. "

Sign me up ders too much pigeonholing of women going on here, just spread the love

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

...and the legs. Especially the legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?"

Define "recent" please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and the legs. Especially the legs. "
....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?"

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho "

That'll do. Back her in lads..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies rock

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... "

Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads.. "

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise..."

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done! "

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! "

What more could a woman want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much...

Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann

"

....brainwave! !!!...you could use your "penetrating "oil

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want? "

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads.. "

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight "

They'll get the straps out if you do!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! "

MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much...

Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann

....brainwave! !!!...you could use your "penetrating "oil"

Buy Irish, use Kerrygold!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! "

haha I'm choking

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight "

That'd be a bonus!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! "

Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

They'll get the straps out if you do!"

Ooohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus! "

I'll do my best

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best "

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire "

Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire

Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot "

I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman!

Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics. "

Don't listen to her Mikey. Tis all in the swing of them hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work "

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman!

Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics.

Don't listen to her Mikey. Tis all in the swing of them hips "

My hips don't lie. My photos might tell the odd white one, but never the hips.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire

Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot

I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess. "

U could always throw the curtains on the floor

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire

Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot

I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess.

U could always throw the curtains on the floor "

Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered "

U saying I am a wimp

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Do I have to put up a Lil fight

That'd be a bonus!

I'll do my best

Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire

Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot

I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess.

U could always throw the curtains on the floor

Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then "

Them nets don't go off white on their own

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then

Them nets don't go off white on their own "

They're a disaster though. Sure they'd strangle your knob if you weren't careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

U saying I am a wimp "

Yep....but I'd never say it to your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is too funny

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

U saying I am a wimp

Yep....but I'd never say it to your face "

Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

U saying I am a wimp

Yep....but I'd never say it to your face

Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory "

Maybe you will

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

U saying I am a wimp

Yep....but I'd never say it to your face

Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory

Maybe you will "

Ok ok I am getting the duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want?

Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work

You offerin...

And by the way any serious offers considered

U saying I am a wimp

Yep....but I'd never say it to your face

Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory

Maybe you will

Ok ok I am getting the duster "

Lmao....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets "

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!"

I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets "

..and I can hear lawnmowers allready....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

..and I can hear lawnmowers allready.... "

I will admit I started it for her this morn she just not able to pull that cord

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!

I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life "

I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... "

Well thats true

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!

I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life

I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning "

Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets "

And off white nets

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!

I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life

I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning

Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land "

Cockoo land, cj, spot the difference!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!

I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life

I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning

Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land

Cockoo land, cj, spot the difference! "

I did but presumed ur phone changed it duirty phone

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

And off white nets "

Mickey stranglers

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

And off white nets

Mickey stranglers "

Best sure to put a big of startch in them

Or maybe they are stiff enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets

And off white nets

Mickey stranglers "

..him and budgie smugglers are top fab in uk hot pics apparently...

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By *ig al100Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want? "

a lot more than twenty seconds

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds "

JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds

JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I assume warm is compulsory Mick?

Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?

Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho

That'll do. Back her in lads..

Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise...

Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds.

Job done!

Twenty seconds....

Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!!

What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds

JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations

"

Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes

Wait that might be a good idea

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes

Wait that might be a good idea "

Do they call it driving?

The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes

Wait that might be a good idea

Do they call it driving?

The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed!

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Whole economies brought to their knees as they slow down traffic driving in the wrong gear indicating right and turning left pressing the brake instead of the clutch and grinding the gears JAYUS don't get me going

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


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Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes

Wait that might be a good idea

Do they call it driving?

The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed!

Whole economies brought to their knees as they slow down traffic driving in the wrong gear indicating right and turning left pressing the brake instead of the clutch and grinding the gears JAYUS don't get me going "

I gave out to my wife one day for running over the kids bikes when she was parking. She reckoned it was their own fault.. "sure they shouldn't have left them in the middle of the lawn.."

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By *ant111Man
over a year ago

Dublin 6

ah hold on here now

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over a year ago


"I do be likin' the wimmin, so I do, and since there's a feckin' thread for short wimmin, tall wimmin, average wimmin, as if such a thing even existed, older, younger, ones with big vaginas, the lot, it's only fair that we have a thread for the desperate men among us who aren't the slightest bit fussy,like me. Form an orderly queue wimmin of Ireland. "

Anseo.. **waves hand**.. will I do lol

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