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"I do be likin' the wimmin, so I do, and since there's a feckin' thread for short wimmin, tall wimmin, average wimmin, as if such a thing even existed, older, younger, ones with big vaginas, the lot, it's only fair that we have a thread for the desperate men among us who aren't the slightest bit fussy,like me. Form an orderly queue wimmin of Ireland. " Sign me up ders too much pigeonholing of women going on here, just spread the love | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?" Define "recent" please... | |||
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"...and the legs. Especially the legs. " ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse?" Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho " That'll do. Back her in lads.. | |||
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"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... " Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise..." Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! " Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! " What more could a woman want? | |||
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"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann " ....brainwave! !!!...you could use your "penetrating "oil | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? " Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. " Do I have to put up a Lil fight | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight " They'll get the straps out if you do! | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! " MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! | |||
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"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... Divil the bit harm it'd do. If it was good enough for yer wan in Last Tango in Paris it'll be good enough for mná na hÉireann ....brainwave! !!!...you could use your "penetrating "oil" Buy Irish, use Kerrygold! | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! " haha I'm choking | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight " That'd be a bonus! | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! " Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics. | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight They'll get the straps out if you do!" Ooohhh | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! " I'll do my best | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best " Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire " Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot " I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess. | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics. " Don't listen to her Mikey. Tis all in the swing of them hips | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work " You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! MM, try to count up to a 100 next time and you might get a lil more outta it, never mind the woman! Feck that, I'm practicing for the sex Olympics. Don't listen to her Mikey. Tis all in the swing of them hips " My hips don't lie. My photos might tell the odd white one, but never the hips. | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess. " U could always throw the curtains on the floor | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess. U could always throw the curtains on the floor " Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered " U saying I am a wimp | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Do I have to put up a Lil fight That'd be a bonus! I'll do my best Not too much mind.. The shotgun is loaded and ready to fire Nothing worse than a waste of a good shot I've loaned out my galvanised bucket and sheet of butyl rubber to the straight lads wanking together so the floor could end up in a right mess. U could always throw the curtains on the floor Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then " Them nets don't go off white on their own | |||
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" Feck that, sure I'd have to get something else to wipe the knob on then Them nets don't go off white on their own " They're a disaster though. Sure they'd strangle your knob if you weren't careful. | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered U saying I am a wimp " Yep....but I'd never say it to your face | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered U saying I am a wimp Yep....but I'd never say it to your face " Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered U saying I am a wimp Yep....but I'd never say it to your face Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory " Maybe you will | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered U saying I am a wimp Yep....but I'd never say it to your face Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory Maybe you will " Ok ok I am getting the duster | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? Possible some wimp to do the washing,ironing,cooking and other daily house work You offerin... And by the way any serious offers considered U saying I am a wimp Yep....but I'd never say it to your face Hmmm maybe I'll have to jog ur memory Maybe you will Ok ok I am getting the duster " Lmao.... | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets " Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier! | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier!" I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets " ..and I can hear lawnmowers allready.... | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets ..and I can hear lawnmowers allready.... " I will admit I started it for her this morn she just not able to pull that cord | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier! I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life " I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning | |||
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"...and the legs. Especially the legs. ....and the bum cheeks...don't forget the bum cheeks...a little bit of anal never hurt anyone. ....much... " Well thats true | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier! I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning " Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets " And off white nets | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier! I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land " Cockoo land, cj, spot the difference! | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets Feck! I knew I forgot something this morning. Wanted to put the washing on before leaving the house. Should have said something earlier! I was going to but ye were all perving the UK male hot pics I didn't want to interrupt the little joy ye have in life I did that already last night to have fab dreams, but seems the head was still in cockoo land this morning Cuckoo land is better than three headed dragon land Cockoo land, cj, spot the difference! " I did but presumed ur phone changed it duirty phone | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets And off white nets " Mickey stranglers | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets And off white nets Mickey stranglers " Best sure to put a big of startch in them Or maybe they are stiff enough | |||
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"They will be all doing the washing today I can see it now lines of crisp white sheets And off white nets Mickey stranglers " ..him and budgie smugglers are top fab in uk hot pics apparently... | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? " a lot more than twenty seconds | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds " JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations " | |||
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"I assume warm is compulsory Mick? Or some sort of evidence of a recent pulse? Ok I've got a pulse I'm feckin freezing tho That'll do. Back her in lads.. Tweak those nips MM & don't forget a "beep beep" reversing noise... Reverse followed by a quick jolt forward. Repeat for twenty seconds. Job done! Twenty seconds.... Jazuzzzzz impressive!!!! What more could a woman want? a lot more than twenty seconds JAYUS will u don't don't be giving them high expectations " Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes Wait that might be a good idea | |||
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" Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes Wait that might be a good idea " Do they call it driving? The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed! | |||
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" Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes Wait that might be a good idea Do they call it driving? The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed! " Whole economies brought to their knees as they slow down traffic driving in the wrong gear indicating right and turning left pressing the brake instead of the clutch and grinding the gears JAYUS don't get me going | |||
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" Feck it next they will be looking for wimmin only driving lanes Wait that might be a good idea Do they call it driving? The worst thing about letting women drive is the damage it does to the environment. Hedges and fields destroyed! Whole economies brought to their knees as they slow down traffic driving in the wrong gear indicating right and turning left pressing the brake instead of the clutch and grinding the gears JAYUS don't get me going " I gave out to my wife one day for running over the kids bikes when she was parking. She reckoned it was their own fault.. "sure they shouldn't have left them in the middle of the lawn.." | |||
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"I do be likin' the wimmin, so I do, and since there's a feckin' thread for short wimmin, tall wimmin, average wimmin, as if such a thing even existed, older, younger, ones with big vaginas, the lot, it's only fair that we have a thread for the desperate men among us who aren't the slightest bit fussy,like me. Form an orderly queue wimmin of Ireland. " Anseo.. **waves hand**.. will I do lol | |||
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