FabSwingers.com forum: House wifes

By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Washing the dishes

Ironing

Cooking

Cleaning

A woman's work is never done,

Ahh, nostalgia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, dreamland buddy!

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Dam i knew tv wasnt real lol

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Ur watching too much tv op

Nothing glamorous or kinky goes on for us just the mundane tasks of housework and food shopping

Although I can't speak for others I myself wouldn't mind having mid morning rendezvous some days lol

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your watching too much porn OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm at home during the day OP, the most exciting bit is the corner of the washing machine waiting for the spin to finish it's extended cycle...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When I'm at home during the day OP, the most exciting bit is the corner of the washing machine waiting for the spin to finish it's extended cycle...

MmmMmm.... Resting your ballsack on a washing machine on spin cycle is a bit special. Shorten one of the "legs" of the machine ever so sightly for extra thrills... Splooooosh!

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Ur watching too much tv op

Nothing glamorous or kinky goes on for us just the mundane tasks of housework and food shopping

Although I can't speak for others I myself wouldn't mind having mid morning rendezvous some days lol

Tina

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dam only your too far away i'd gladly call round for tea with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm at home during the day OP, the most exciting bit is the corner of the washing machine waiting for the spin to finish it's extended cycle...

MmmMmm.... Resting your ballsack on a washing machine on spin cycle is a bit special. Shorten one of the "legs" of the machine ever so sightly for extra thrills... Splooooosh!

Just not if it's enclosed in any way...

Lol! At the adjustable leg MM, himself adjusted it to make it quieter, I told him to go back & make it louder again!

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Your watching too much porn OP

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. Is there any cure for that lol. Ps how do i get that op off my page are what does it mean

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Maybe i need to become a washing machine repair man

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By *andyman11Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Your watching too much porn OP

Anything can happen in porn, one minute you're cleaning and the next thing you know you're fucking 3 male man

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Lol! At the adjustable leg MM, himself adjusted it to make it quieter, I told him to go back & make it louder again!"

What a spoilsport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! At the adjustable leg MM, himself adjusted it to make it quieter, I told him to go back & make it louder again!

What a spoilsport!

Ya! Feck the longevity of the drum.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Your watching too much porn OP

. Is there any cure for that lol. Ps how do i get that op off my page are what does it mean

It means you are the original poster, as in, the person who started the thread.

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

"Your watching too much porn OP

. Is there any cure for that lol. Ps how do i get that op off my page are what does it mean

It means you are the original poster, as in, the person who started the thread. "

I learn something new everyday lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just cleaned my house and no my maids outfit didnt come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just cleaned my house and no my maids outfit didnt come out

Why not? You could've posted more sexy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just cleaned my house and no my maids outfit didnt come out

Why not? You could've posted more sexy pics

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lol food fot thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just cleaned my house and no my maids outfit didnt come out

Why not? You could've posted more sexy pics

lol food fot thought

I will offer my photographer services. Will save you taking pics via hoovercam!

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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago

Moira

Yeah i agree you definitly could have too some house work pics wearing it or wearing nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I would happen . During the day it could be with friends on benefit

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land

Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."

So I sent her my ironing.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land

Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."

So I sent her my ironing.

"Make me feel like a real woman", she said..

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land

Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."

So I sent her my ironing.

"Make me feel like a real woman", she said.. "

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely those of the author in his private capacity and do not in any way represent the views of the preceding poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...

Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...

Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable

The whiff of "the dark ages" from this thread is dire...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...

Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable

I hope u washed and ironed them first

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah sure I'm sure mná na hÉireann can recognise the difference between actual misogyny and banter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find porn very misleading and ill informed.

I once watched a pilot of a show that never got made about two (I mean two doctors?) with dubious qualifications examining a girl for Nympomania... their prescription of a half arsed physical examination followed by tag teaming her surely would raise issues with any medical board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say mid morning rendezvous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find porn very misleading and ill informed.

Viz readers letters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land

Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."

So I sent her my ironing.

"Make me feel like a real woman", she said..

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely those of the author in his private capacity and do not in any way represent the views of the preceding poster.

Hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...

Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Think your dreaming , but i always wish when i turn up for a job at a house wife place she would have her wicked way with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens . I know a fella, hes married hes flat out on a***** madision, loads of married women on there looking for extracuriclar sex during the day when the kids are at school.

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