FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty talk

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to THINK they have read the profile...

I complemented a guy once on a story he sent me but then it proceeded to endless essays...

I like cheeky flirty funny mails,something that may give me a giggle!

That is too much to ask..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very gentlemanly behaviour at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to THINK they have read the profile...

I complemented a guy once on a story he sent me but then it proceeded to endless essays...

I like cheeky flirty funny mails,something that may give me a giggle!

That is too much to ask.."

Exactly what I like too, cheeky and flirty. Nothing wrong with a good ' story' when you know each other. I've been sent some whoppers. Even had one that was obviously copied and pasted because it had another girls name in it

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

I adore giggly flirty messages....Ollie won me over with a combination of creamy cheesy messages....of decent length and amusing content .....little stalking persistence and chloroform lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to THINK they have read the profile...

I complemented a guy once on a story he sent me but then it proceeded to endless essays...

I like cheeky flirty funny mails,something that may give me a giggle!

That is too much to ask..

I'm sorry I just brust out laughing at that!

I got sent a poem once and I put it up on my status how sweet it was then about 10 girls mailed me saying his name that he mailed them the same poem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I adore giggly flirty messages....Ollie won me over with a combination of creamy cheesy messages....of decent length and amusing content .....little stalking persistence and chloroform lol"

Never can have too much chloroform

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh bless them

Chloroform might be the way forward

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

If there's some wit going with it, it's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Same! Complete turnoff & would mean immediate blocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Same! Complete turnoff & would mean immediate blocking

It's a total turn off for me, instant delete and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Same! Complete turnoff & would mean immediate blocking

It's a total turn off for me, instant delete and block"
may I ask please, what kind of massage do ladys like to receive frist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking dirty does absolutely nothing for me unless I've already met and had good sex with the person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Same! Complete turnoff & would mean immediate blocking

It's a total turn off for me, instant delete and blockmay I ask please, what kind of massage do ladys like to receive frist.."

Deep tissue massage for me. Lots of tension around my shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking dirty does absolutely nothing for me unless I've already met and had good sex with the person."

I'm similar. Wouldn't get turned on with dirty talk by someone I only just started talking to. Would have to have met them first or at least have been talking for quite a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're so boring. I usually don't get past the first line before deleting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sent a few compliment messages to someone that i thought had a well thought out profile "mine being boring and all lol" and said i just want to compliment your profile and stunning pics.. would not dream of a dirty or disrespectfull message..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking dirty does absolutely nothing for me unless I've already met and had good sex with the person."

Talk durteeee to me baby

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Talking dirty does absolutely nothing for me unless I've already met and had good sex with the person.

Talk durteeee to me baby

Heeer, give us a flash of yizzer gee missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie, Michael and Yolo....what a durrty 3some

Yummmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking dirty does absolutely nothing for me unless I've already met and had good sex with the person."

Glad it isn't just me then. It goes side by side with ' what are you into'

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Well if ye seen some of the filth the wimen do be sending me I tell tis horrific telling me how deep they can sink on my cock and they like to gag from bring fooked I don't know what they do be thinking

Either their gag reflex in in their pelvis or they have found a way of gagging on two inches that I never heard of

And have the cheek to ask for coffee

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"I adore giggly flirty messages....Ollie won me over with a combination of creamy cheesy messages....of decent length and amusing content .....little stalking persistence and chloroform lol"

I didn't a need the chloroform that time....this smile can snap knicker elastic at 50 paces as well ye know. ..xx

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By *taku.manMan
over a year ago

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

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"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Same! Complete turnoff & would mean immediate blocking

It's a total turn off for me, instant delete and block"

Same here, its does absolutely nothing for me apart from make me cringe.

As in other posts id be OK ad long as I knew/had met the person. But just a randomer sending the likes of that is instant block for me

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annie, Michael and Yolo....what a durrty 3some

Yummmmmmmm

Did you hear that Mikey MaC hop on the drive on and make it snappie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically what ye are all trying to say is messaging saying

"Hey how're things?

What're you into?

Here's my cock pic" doesn't work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically what ye are all trying to say is messaging saying

"Hey how're things?

What're you into?

Here's my cock pic" doesn't work?

Not for me anyway, or 10 pics of your cock from different angles. Cheeky funny catches my attention.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

At times

tis all that talk of wimen's lib

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

At times

tis all that talk of wimen's lib

The feckin dinner is never ready anymore. Bad times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yive some set a tits on ye.....pavlov's dog...I just go weak at the knees.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

We have boobs so we make the rules

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

We have boobs so we make the rules

We have balls so we obey them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debating on going for the payment option as this place aint workin to well.. lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"So basically what ye are all trying to say is messaging saying

"Hey how're things?

What're you into?

Here's my cock pic" doesn't work?

That's not durty talk, that's just a waste of time and energy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically what ye are all trying to say is messaging saying

"Hey how're things?

What're you into?

Here's my cock pic" doesn't work?

That's not durty talk, that's just a waste of time and energy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have sent a few compliment messages to someone that i thought had a well thought out profile "mine being boring and all lol" and said i just want to compliment your profile and stunning pics.. would not dream of a dirty or disrespectfull message.. "

I have had people send me that but they obviously didn't look at my profile cause I have no pics on public view except my mini profile one.. so its a picture not pictures. It Pissed me off big time. And the dirty first message does nothing either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

We have boobs so we make the rules

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the day I obey a woman is the day I die. Now excuse me while I fix a kitchen door for my mother like she told me to

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

We have boobs so we make the rules

the day I obey a woman is the day I die. Now excuse me while I fix a kitchen door for my mother like she told me to

Good boy

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Don't the wimmin be fierce fussy be times..

We have boobs so we make the rules

Lol I like that

Id have to agree..if a woman flashed her boobs..id be a goner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they reply? Or block?

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"What's you lovely ladies opinion on the first message you receive, being full of dirty talk?! ' I want to do this to you' etc etc...

It's a complete turn off to me, after a few messages maybe, but the very first one, receiving what represents a porn script just doesn't do it for me

Just my opinion.. I agree..it would turn me off also..I think...

actually no woman's sent me a first one like that, a 3rd or 4,th one yes..so if any woman wants to.. send it on n I'll report back my findings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear to god! See if i get another one if those,"give me your hard shaft" messages! I mean what kind of guy do these women think i am? I'm not some piece of meat. I need my mind stimulated before my shaft..i swear single women just don't put the effort in these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some said thanks.. some nothing.. dont know about the blocking as i was just passing a compliment and didnt message again to see..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I usually send a copy and paste message to the chicks telling them to feck off. It usually works too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined.."

Only 2? You must be ugly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's the newest one I received! Uuugghhhh. Like would you go up to someone in the pub and say that?

Now that a pair of tits you look stunning hun wouldn't I love to be suckin them while I fuk you you deep and hard while you cum in my hard cock xx

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That's the newest one I received! Uuugghhhh. Like would you go up to someone in the pub and say that?

Now that a pair of tits you look stunning hun wouldn't I love to be suckin them while I fuk you you deep and hard while you cum in my hard cock xx"

"...while you come in his cock"? What does he think you have down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha!! Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined.."

You can use filters that u don't receive mail from men. You seem to be doing ok so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's the newest one I received! Uuugghhhh. Like would you go up to someone in the pub and say that?

Now that a pair of tits you look stunning hun wouldn't I love to be suckin them while I fuk you you deep and hard while you cum in my hard cock xx

"...while you come in his cock"? What does he think you have down there?

You don't want to know Michael

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That's the newest one I received! Uuugghhhh. Like would you go up to someone in the pub and say that?

Now that a pair of tits you look stunning hun wouldn't I love to be suckin them while I fuk you you deep and hard while you cum in my hard cock xx

"...while you come in his cock"? What does he think you have down there?

You don't want to know Michael

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined..

You can use filters that u don't receive mail from men. You seem to be doing ok so

I didnt know at the time but i found out and applied them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined..

You can use filters that u don't receive mail from men. You seem to be doing ok so

I didnt know at the time but i found out and applied them..

Aw and did you not want the blow job?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get into some seriously horny chat in the past..but I got out if the way of it...mainly because very few of the 'horny chatters'...ever actually met...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had 2 messages from guys askin if i want to meet for a blowjob.. quick and simple.. i just politely declined..

You can use filters that u don't receive mail from men. You seem to be doing ok so

I didnt know at the time but i found out and applied them..

Aw and did you not want the blow job?!

He wasnt my type lol..

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