FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Bank Heist

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The job, should you chose to accept, it is to pull off the bank heist of the century with a crew of fabbers.

Who would you have on your crew????

Keep it fun it's only a bit of craic

Kaizer's crew:

Weapons specialists - Redhott, bigbaps, bustybrunette, hotspice.

Self explanatory

Getaway driver(s) - Ravenousmachine & hardyboy.

The boys would be ruthless and Hardy has hot wheels

Mastermind - Polly Pocket

Who else could plot this?!

Muscle - Ash, itsme, funplaything & snow white

Who would mess with them?

Fake hostages - lilred candy & mingo

Reliable and vital part of the team

Money laundering - lolli

She's good at shit like that

The job is worth €50,000,000+

We'll be sipping pina coladas in Copacabana come saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in if I get to hang with the weapons specialists

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am in if I get to hang with the weapons specialists

They may need target practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a plan

Just aswell you trust me not to double cross all y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in if I get to hang with the weapons specialists

They may need target practice

What a way to go

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

So I'm in hiding ? I'm like Krang from the turtles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vee haf vays off making you tok....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"The job, should you chose to accept, it is to pull off the bank heist of the century with a crew of fabbers.

Who would you have on your crew????

Keep it fun it's only a bit of craic

Kaizer's crew:

Weapons specialists - Redhott, bigbaps, bustybrunette, hotspice.

Self explanatory

Getaway driver(s) - Ravenousmachine & hardyboy.

The boys would be ruthless and Hardy has hot wheels

Mastermind - Polly Pocket

Who else could plot this?!

Muscle - Ash, itsme, funplaything & snow white

Who would mess with them?

Fake hostages - lilred candy & mingo

Reliable and vital part of the team

Money laundering - lolli

She's good at shit like that

The job is worth €50,000,000+

We'll be sipping pina coladas in Copacabana come saturday

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be fuck all money left dividing that id do a legger and leave yas all hanging haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like a plan

Just aswell you trust me not to double cross all y'all

You wouldn't though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I'm in hiding ? I'm like Krang from the turtles "

Sweet, Kaizer will be Shredder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am in if I get to hang with the weapons specialists

They may need target practice

What a way to go

That's if they're good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vee haf vays off making you tok....

Lol, only took 27 attempts to get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is my 30th this wknd, so I do need some extra deniro for the cocktails I plan to drown myself in. Count me in!!!

I've actually witnessed 4 bank robberies in real life so I've learned a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm muscle? That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it is my 30th this wknd, so I do need some extra deniro for the cocktails I plan to drown myself in. Count me in!!!

I've actually witnessed 4 bank robberies in real life so I've learned a thing or two

There'll be a post heist party

YER ALL INVITED

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm muscle? That's hilarious

Use the power of the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would crack walnuts with those cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to handle the odd weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

Who is odd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

Who is odd?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

Who is odd?

WMDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will only do hostage if blindfolded and manhandled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will only do hostage if blindfolded and manhandled

Is that not a given

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

I have an odd weapon if you fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

I have an odd weapon if you fancy it?

Mickey Mac do your powers of awesomeness extend to flying a plane??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deadly... I get to use my double barrels

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm reminded of the last scene in trading places.

"looking good Billy Ray!"

"feeling good, Louis!"

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Hahaha I love it, can I be a fly on the wall just watching please kaizer?!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I've been known to handle the odd weapon

I have an odd weapon if you fancy it?

Mickey Mac do your powers of awesomeness extend to flying a plane??

Ah sure, if we started high enough I could fly it for as long as it'd take to crash anyway.

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By *usiness guyMan
over a year ago

Ulster

Love this topic, one of the best yet. Share the money you lot! Be generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this topic, one of the best yet. Share the money you lot! Be generous "

Ye can spend my cut, am only in it for the glory (motorboating all the weapon specialists)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deadly... I get to use my double barrels

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...you'll have plenty of volunteers that would be happy in either...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha I love it, can I be a fly on the wall just watching please kaizer?!

Wait for the movie Daniel Day Lewis is playing Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this topic, one of the best yet. Share the money you lot! Be generous

Ye can spend my cut, am only in it for the glory (motorboating all the weapon specialists)"

This will absolutely come off.....fool proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deadly... I get to use my double barrels

Fully loaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha I love it, can I be a fly on the wall just watching please kaizer?!

Wait for the movie Daniel Day Lewis is playing Kaizer

Who decided to cast Tina Turner as me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The job, should you chose to accept, it is to pull off the bank heist of the century with a crew of fabbers.

Who would you have on your crew????

Keep it fun it's only a bit of craic

Kaizer's crew:

Weapons specialists - Redhott, bigbaps, bustybrunette, hotspice.

Self explanatory

Getaway driver(s) - Ravenousmachine & hardyboy.

The boys would be ruthless and Hardy has hot wheels

Mastermind - Polly Pocket

Who else could plot this?!

Muscle - Ash, itsme, funplaything & snow white

Who would mess with them?

Fake hostages - lilred candy & mingo

Reliable and vital part of the team

Money laundering - lolli

She's good at shit like that

The job is worth €50,000,000+

We'll be sipping pina coladas in Copacabana come saturday

"
as long as I can wear my stig overalls and listen to Tina turner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do what's needed to get the job done lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*meanwhile in the fake hostages room...

JM: I'm telling you. We can pull it off

Candy: *looking sceptical I dunno guys, it's very large.

LR: but worth the effort...

Tune in next week to see wtf is going on in the basement...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*meanwhile in the fake hostages room...

JM: I'm telling you. We can pull it off

Candy: *looking sceptical I dunno guys, it's very large.

LR: but worth the effort...

Tune in next week to see wtf is going on in the basement...

#cliffhanger

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