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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who loves a massive vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who loves a massive vagina?

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Oh givawaer rav lol

Noone wants a wizard's sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine holds my money keys and makeup on a night out. Very handy

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"Mine holds my money keys and makeup on a night out. Very handy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello...llo.... llo....llo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I concur with Larry David on the issue of penis size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I concur with Larry David on the issue of penis size "

Hahaha what a hero

It's the big vaginas fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a big Vag... I like mine the way it is. . I make it lift weights every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello...llo.... llo....llo"

It was meant to be an echo, I just feel I should clarify. It's hard to get across in text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhh, I prefer my tight one.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never encountered a massive vagina...but there's loads of big cunts out there

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

How big is big??? Black hole of calcutta big? Or mick jagger lips big??

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

http://youtu.be/ebUT92clxzw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store security detest them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://youtu.be/ebUT92clxzw"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"http://youtu.be/ebUT92clxzw"

You have too much time on your hands

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

I know lol but it's funny

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"Who loves a massive vagina?

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I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.

Think about that. Take all the time you need.

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!


"I've never encountered a massive vagina...but there's loads of big cunts out there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who loves a massive vagina?

I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.

Think about that. Take all the time you need. "

Licky I love your posts xxxx

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I've never encountered a massive vagina...but there's loads of big cunts out there "

Lol

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Who loves a massive vagina?

I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.

Think about that. Take all the time you need. "

Its not that obscure lol...yo momma-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who loves a massive vagina?

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mrs have a massive vagina grand canyon style lots of dare devils trying to cross it

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"Who loves a massive vagina?

I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.

Think about that. Take all the time you need.

Licky I love your posts xxxx"

Hello gorgeous, my dyslexic brain just read your comment like this....

I love Licky your Post xxxx!

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By *olijagMan
over a year ago

derry

Can it take a hand

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader " "
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Dear reader.

The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Mine holds my money keys and makeup on a night out. Very handy "

Haha never thought of that

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

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I don't want to know about mine

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

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I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

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if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a big vagina? One that needs the leg of a table to please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5. "

I do too but only measures twl inches at the time so ill have to do it few times

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5. "

Didn't know you're into surveying

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5.

Didn't know you're into surveying "

Shhh, keep it down or everyone will want me!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 14/04/16 08:49:23]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina "

That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...

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She smiled and said.....

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..."see, I told you I was tight!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just refer to him as a huge c*nt, "ya big vagina" just doesn't cut it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear kinda mixed up here... like to try enjoy vagina rather than rip it apart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

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Simple. If while standing it's taller than you then definitely too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina

That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...

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She smiled and said.....

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..."see, I told you I was tight!"

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....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina

That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...

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She smiled and said.....

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..."see, I told you I was tight!"

....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ... "

Or even an ankle bracelet... Now that's a king size fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina

That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...

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.

She smiled and said.....

.

.

.

.

.

.

..."see, I told you I was tight!"

....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ...

Or even an ankle bracelet... Now that's a king size fanny! "
....my mate used to sing country roads...got the words mixed up...in the key of C ...all together now. .

Almost heaven

Wet vagina

Miner's lady

Stranger to blue water. ..

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"...my mate used to sing country roads...got the words mixed up...in the key of C ...all together now. .

Almost heaven

Wet vagina

Miner's lady

Stranger to blue water. .. "

You have given me brain burn now!

Speaking of blue water, I guess its big if you put your ear near it and you can hear the sea...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

...or you sit on a stool and discover that you're only 2 inches above the floor! Jeeeaysus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im intimidated by large vaginas. ....I have no idea why....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intimidated by large vaginas. ....I have no idea why.... "

Their shadow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intimidated by large vaginas. ....I have no idea why....

Their shadow?"
...im not sure....I have vague memories of losing my virginity to a woman qho kept a venus fly trap by her bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the banter on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I want to remember that bit

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry


"Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader " ..

Dear reader.

The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary "

Dear Deirdre ,

The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader " ..

Dear reader.

The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary

Dear Deirdre ,

The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help "
..

Dear reader...

Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..

1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..

2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..

Yours faithfully

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry


"Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader " ..

Dear reader.

The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary

Dear Deirdre ,

The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help ..

Dear reader...

Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..

1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..

2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..

Yours faithfully "

Lol love dear deirde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Deirdre ,

My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help

Kind regards " reader " ..

Dear reader.

The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary

Dear Deirdre ,

The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help ..

Dear reader...

Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..

1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..

2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..

Yours faithfully

Lol love dear deirde "
....

Lol I lust dear reader

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?

"
We would be only to happy to check it out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes "

Can we test that out to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes

Can we test that out to see "

Haha. You are a quare geg in Norn Iron speak. By the way, I like your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you define big ? do you meant its not tight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy Saturday mornings and tight vaginas have a lot in common , both are ruined by the arrival of kids .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is big defined by the ability of hosting two cocks in?

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes

Can we test that out to see

Haha. You are a quare geg in Norn Iron speak. By the way, I like your status "

Well if you dont ask you never know and sure you no the craic yourself lol. I'm just lovin your pics

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Love going swimming in a new vagina

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