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Guide to picking a Grand National Winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picking a winner for the Grand National isn’t rocket science. If it was rocket science, it would be called rocket science. If that much isn’t clear to you, then you need this guide to picking a winner more than I thought.

ALWAYS back a grey horse. Grey horses are the equestrian equivalent of black athletes in the 100 metres.

Make love to a black cat while in the bookies. This happens all the time, so don’t be shy. Ignore the security guard trying to stop you, it’s probably his first day.

Download The Horse Whisperer on Bit Torrent, honestly, I haven’t seen it myself, but there’s got to be something worthwhile in there

Ring up that lad you went to school with. You know the one; always mitching, left school at 16 after getting one of the teachers pregnant? The one who doesn’t seem to have ever worked a day in his life, but always has brand new runners? The one who can somehow manage to make his social pay for a full week of playing pool and smoking outside the pub? The one, who, despite being an ugly little c*nt, managed to ride the gorgeous Polish girl who works in the cloakroom of your local nightclub? The one who looks like he hasn’t aged a day in 20 years, while you’ve started to resemble your Dad in the 90s? Ring him up and ask him who’s going to win. He knows. Somehow, that fucker always knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picking a winner for the Grand National isn’t rocket science. If it was rocket science, it would be called rocket science. If that much isn’t clear to you, then you need this guide to picking a winner more than I thought.

ALWAYS back a grey horse. Grey horses are the equestrian equivalent of black athletes in the 100 metres.

Make love to a black cat while in the bookies. This happens all the time, so don’t be shy. Ignore the security guard trying to stop you, it’s probably his first day.

Download The Horse Whisperer on Bit Torrent, honestly, I haven’t seen it myself, but there’s got to be something worthwhile in there

Ring up that lad you went to school with. You know the one; always mitching, left school at 16 after getting one of the teachers pregnant? The one who doesn’t seem to have ever worked a day in his life, but always has brand new runners? The one who can somehow manage to make his social pay for a full week of playing pool and smoking outside the pub? The one, who, despite being an ugly little c*nt, managed to ride the gorgeous Polish girl who works in the cloakroom of your local nightclub? The one who looks like he hasn’t aged a day in 20 years, while you’ve started to resemble your Dad in the 90s? Ring him up and ask him who’s going to win. He knows. Somehow, that fucker always knows."

Hahaha this is class

Just got thrown out of the bookies. Will never be able to look at a black cat in the eye again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

also do you know that a lot of winners have had the 3rd and 4th letter the same in their name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been given a tip for the grand national V neck by all accounts it's a good jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterford Whispers is great isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waterford Whispers is great isn't it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do a pool or something for fun make it interesting

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"We should do a pool or something for fun make it interesting "

a sweepstakes !!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"We should do a pool or something for fun make it interesting

a sweepstakes !!"

Def im game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ill be in for this...

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

And their off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We should do a pool or something for fun make it interesting

a sweepstakes !!"

Yup that's what I meant too long out of the game lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

And me too

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