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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just trying this out my very 1st time.

By asking if there is any Mistress on here looking for a few hrs a week maid.in or around belfast.

Or just a sub to help out and clean up at any parties etc.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nothing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello x

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Hello x"

Probably the Polish have taken any vacancies going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello x

Probably the Polish have taken any vacancies going... "

They shine in the buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Polish polish well? I seen a couple of pole dancers but was shocked they weren't Polish so I ask for my money back because I wanted my pole dancers to authentic Polish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Polish polish well? I seen a couple of pole dancers but was shocked they weren't Polish so I ask for my money back because I wanted my pole dancers to authentic Polish... "

If they polish the pole they will slip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wtf piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Polish polish well? I seen a couple of pole dancers but was shocked they weren't Polish so I ask for my money back because I wanted my pole dancers to authentic Polish...

If they polish the pole they will slip"

Yeah, good point x

Lol sometimes polishing a pole doesn't always end in a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a site for everyone polish and all reported for racist comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Polish polish well? I seen a couple of pole dancers but was shocked they weren't Polish so I ask for my money back because I wanted my pole dancers to authentic Polish...

If they polish the pole they will slip

Yeah, good point x

Lol sometimes polishing a pole doesn't always end in a happy ending "

True lol and some poles are not worth polishing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change."

I was just practising my spoonerism... I hope no one was hurt by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a site for everyone polish and all reported for racist comments "
are you serious? Would you like some lube for your dry arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

I was just practising my spoonerism... I hope no one was hurt by it "

Spoonerism...how positively slippery dahling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a site for everyone polish and all reported for racist comments are you serious? Would you like some lube for your dry arse? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cool reported for being abusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy to report all day hun

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change."

Is French Polish any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cool reported for being abusive "

With all due respect... Look up definition of abusive all i see is people trying to have a bit of fun so there is no need to turn something fun into something as dramatic and serious as a racial issue!

Lube still available if you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to report all day hun"
did you eat your sneaker today? You are acting like a total diva well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good? "

Oh la la oui Mon petit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cool reported for being abusive

With all due respect... Look up definition of abusive all i see is people trying to have a bit of fun so there is no need to turn something fun into something as dramatic and serious as a racial issue!

Lube still available if you need it "

If... lmao

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit "

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland."

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well"

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)"

So Italian German French Polish is better??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??"

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight"

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day! "

ohhh you are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day! "

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish"

Oh yes please!!

Can't banter all day as Maw and Paw took the wagon at 7.00 am to go to general store 7 mile away so they'll be back soon!

Gran is on porch happily chewing her baccy and the hound is down at the Bayou so I've to keep smoke coming from chimney to keep the varmin away and prepare Corn for supper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish

Oh yes please!!

Can't banter all day as Maw and Paw took the wagon at 7.00 am to go to general store 7 mile away so they'll be back soon!

Gran is on porch happily chewing her baccy and the hound is down at the Bayou so I've to keep smoke coming from chimney to keep the varmin away and prepare Corn for supper.

"

Don't forgit to polish your spitting pail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish

Oh yes please!!

Can't banter all day as Maw and Paw took the wagon at 7.00 am to go to general store 7 mile away so they'll be back soon!

Gran is on porch happily chewing her baccy and the hound is down at the Bayou so I've to keep smoke coming from chimney to keep the varmin away and prepare Corn for supper.

"

Oh good lord someone's got far to much time on their hands.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish

Oh yes please!!

Can't banter all day as Maw and Paw took the wagon at 7.00 am to go to general store 7 mile away so they'll be back soon!

Gran is on porch happily chewing her baccy and the hound is down at the Bayou so I've to keep smoke coming from chimney to keep the varmin away and prepare Corn for supper.

Don't forgit to polish your spitting pail"

Done last thing at night just after I give my sculpture a good polishing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am referencing a product not a race! Stop the strop and try humour for a change.

Is French Polish any good?

Oh la la oui Mon petit

I was wondering because someone told me it needs a lot of rubbing down and to be careful of dribbles!

It is German French Polish I bought in Holland.

Oh how positively European dahling... it's all in the wrist action and not a drop is wasted when handled well

I got some of that German French polish but picked mine up in Italy...now they know how to polish a pole...not a splinter to be had...;)

So Italian German French Polish is better??

Yes it is super smooth and the feedback that was reported is not a prick in sight

OK thanks, you've maid my day!

Glad to be of service

And I will be carrying out a full inspection of the situation to make sure it complies with European standards of polish etiquette...no room for ammatures when it comes to polish

Oh yes please!!

Can't banter all day as Maw and Paw took the wagon at 7.00 am to go to general store 7 mile away so they'll be back soon!

Gran is on porch happily chewing her baccy and the hound is down at the Bayou so I've to keep smoke coming from chimney to keep the varmin away and prepare Corn for supper.

Don't forgit to polish your spitting pail

Done last thing at night just after I give my sculpture a good polishing..."

You must be maid up with such a good routine...are those sculptures made of marble...you may need a different polish or you could be at risk of being reported by the statues and could lose your marbles.

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