FabSwingers.com forum: "I'd eat chips from your knickers"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... I've just been told this. Charmer!

Too fucking funny.

Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little bit like knowing a Northside dub girl is having an orgasm ...

She drops her chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's no show Pony but she'd do for a ride around the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... I've just been told this. Charmer!

Too fucking funny.

Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?"

Doesn't look like your knickers would hold enough chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could ate a nuns cunt through a-convent gate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little bit like knowing a Northside dub girl is having an orgasm ...

She drops her chips

I'm a southsider, I'd never drop my chips

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I only got a 'horny?' message

You could argue it's a fab classic too

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd bury myself so deep in her that the next man who pulled me out would be crowned king of england"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only got a 'horny?' message

You could argue it's a fab classic too"

That's a proper knicker dropper, DH!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I only got a 'horny?' message

You could argue it's a fab classic too

That's a proper knicker dropper, DH!

Have no knicker on

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

""I'd bury myself so deep in her that the next man who pulled me out would be crowned king of england""

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little bit like knowing a Northside dub girl is having an orgasm ...

She drops her chips

I'm a southsider, I'd never drop my chips

Real jewellery fake orgasms ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's red pantie night

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By *ocko123Man
over a year ago

Derry

I'd eat yout knickers...!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only got a 'horny?' message

You could argue it's a fab classic too

That's a proper knicker dropper, DH!

Have no knicker on

Nice work!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I have more, but they're utterly disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more, but they're utterly disgusting. "
they're the best ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd walk 2 mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the man that picks up your sexy lingerie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hungry I'd ate the fluff out of a gypsies bellybutton....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more, but they're utterly disgusting. "

Fuck it, it's Friday. Fill your boots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up on me back and call me trigger

How's your arse for love bites

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I'd Crawl A Mile On Broken Glass To Lick The Exhaust Pipe Of The Van That Takes Her Dirty Knickers To The Laundry

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Lol that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me

She kept that classy!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd walk 2 mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the man that picks up your sexy lingerie...

pffft......you pussied out man.

the REAL version of that is:

"I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass with my pants down just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her up the arse"

Go big or go home, dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me

She kept that classy!"

And did ya?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"I'd walk 2 mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the man that picks up your sexy lingerie...

pffft......you pussied out man.

the REAL version of that is:

"I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass with my pants down just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her up the arse"

Go big or go home, dude.

Lol, big? Ok

I'd drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to give the binman who collects the used tampons a handjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine nor would I do it but here goes

"Jaysus lads, I'd leave teeth marks in her shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me

She kept that classy!

And did ya? "

Annie, how long do you know me?

Damn sure I did!!! Haha!

Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another disgusting wan.

I'd eat a foot of her shit to get at her hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me

She kept that classy!

And did ya?

Annie, how long do you know me?

Damn sure I did!!! Haha!

Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!"

Ohhh....I know the feeling!

The heat makes me rampant....

Well more rampant than normal

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd use her piss as aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh....I know the feeling!

The heat makes me rampant....

Well more rampant than normal

Nearly nine years there. I heard them all. They all worked haha.

I had to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me

She kept that classy!

And did ya?

Annie, how long do you know me?

Damn sure I did!!! Haha!

Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!"

Muy caliente

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn sure I did!!! Haha!

Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!

Muy caliente

Muy caliente para tí mi amor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey big bro..lets run down there, grab one of those girls..and fuck her....

..nah wee bro..lets walk down and fuck em all...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??"

Is this meant to be funny???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??

Yes!Jesus lighten up

Is this meant to be funny???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??

Is this meant to be funny???

Ignore, MisD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??"
it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Gimme sex or I'll ate my mickey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... I've just been told this. Charmer!

Too fucking funny.

Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?"

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints "

Are u jokin!most Dublin wans drink like blokes!ladettes is the term.btw not reffering to herself in these terms my op was only a joke before the bullies on here let rip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints

Are u jokin!most Dublin wans drink like blokes!ladettes is the term.btw not reffering to herself in these terms my op was only a joke before the bullies on here let rip!"
no I'm not joking! It's a rarity for me and I'm out lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya wanna go halves on a bastard.

How's your belly for a lodger

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By *urgcmMan
over a year ago

ennis

Always hear this in country slang.

She would suck the chrome off a ballhitch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D'ya wanna go halves on a bastard.

How's your belly for a lodger "

Nice legs what time do they open!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... I've just been told this. Charmer!

Too fucking funny.

Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie "

Just lol!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Not exactly a classic as in age terms but it did bring some loud bursts of laughter

I'd love to eat ur furburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that curry chips ?

gravy chips?

Taco chips?

cheesy bacon chips?

or Fish and chips?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints "

In the words of Ron Burgundy:

"I don't believe you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'

Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints

In the words of Ron Burgundy:

"I don't believe you""
you should believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do drink pints of Bulmers occasionally. Yum.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Just wanna sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wanna sit on my face "

I'd smother you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gonna have some freaky sex tonight babes

How freaky?

Saudi prince bachelor party freaky!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit "

Promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id eat chips from her knickers and drink tea from the cups of her bra

I have a horn that would pull a tractor out of a ditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id eat chips from her knickers and drink tea from the cups of her bra

I have a horn that would pull a tractor out of a ditch"

I have a horn on me that would bring order to a GAA match in north Dublin

I have a horn on me that you could beat a donkey out of a quarry with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit

Promise? "

My word is my bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've made me as hard as a blind lezzers nipples in a fish factory

My cock is as hard as honors physics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do drink pints of Bulmers occasionally. Yum. "

Excellent taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit

Promise?

My word is my bond "

We'll see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl ya have an arse as hot as the hop of hell

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