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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else made a complete ejit if themselves trying to be sexy???

My story is years ago with my first boyfriend i thought id be the hottest ever and do a lapdance!! Practised to perfect my moves in front of the mirror.. Wasnt even a minute in to the dance when i tripped over the dismantled computer and went arse over tit in a very undignified heap on the floor....

Havent done another sinc! So share for abit of fun i dare ye

Mortified Jules x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall being the recipient of mind blowing oral in a very well known public building in Belfast. Somehow my cum ended up dripping out the ladies nose. Hilarious at the time!

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By *ilfandme206Couple
over a year ago

North Kerry

We were at ikandi one night and were playing on the big bed with god only knows how many people when one guy grabbed what he taught was a condom, opened it and went to push it out only to get a hand full if lube, his reaction was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahaha both are great stories never had cum dripping from my nose myself, too greedy to waste breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....

Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....

Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!! "

Lol god loves a tryer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....

Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!

Lol god loves a tryer!!"

I did not get the memo over noise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....

Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!

Lol god loves a tryer!!

I did not get the memo over noise "

Must have been some looker!!! I was chatting up a guy years ago..turned out he was my cousin (the kind you never see) .. When we were about to exchange numbers....After a kiss!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....

Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!

Lol god loves a tryer!!

I did not get the memo over noise

Must have been some looker!!! I was chatting up a guy years ago..turned out he was my cousin (the kind you never see) .. When we were about to exchange numbers....After a kiss!!! "

Sweet baby jesus

Could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to pop on my back after a pretty vigorous session and you know those hotel beds that split in the middle???

Well I ended up on my back alright...

Right between the beds on the floor...

Still gives me a giggle when I think about it tho....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to pop on my back after a pretty vigorous session and you know those hotel beds that split in the middle???

Well I ended up on my back alright...

Right between the beds on the floor...

Still gives me a giggle when I think about it tho.... "

hilarious!! Nothing like a good giggle after a romp

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By *ig al100Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Went to pop on my back after a pretty vigorous session and you know those hotel beds that split in the middle???

Well I ended up on my back alright...

Right between the beds on the floor...

Still gives me a giggle when I think about it tho....

hilarious!! Nothing like a good giggle after a romp "
was having sex against a wall with the girls legs held up by my forearms had such an orgasm my knees buckled I fell backwards and she landed on top of me and I got a face full of my own cum hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planned a romantic night with my ex hubby, had candles lit, soft music etc. I bought and put a new silk sheet n duvet set on the bed and wore a new silk nightie. Everything was going well until he flung me onto the bed and the silk on silk made me skid off in a dramatic fashion and I landed on the floor in a very unsexy heap with a sprained ankle

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