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By *vpamela OP TV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

For a large fee, I will:

- read your profile and help you fill it out so it isn't blank or change it so you don't appear an asshole.

- check your profile pics and recommend the following:

-Take at least one bloody body pic.

- delete the 11 unnecessary cock pics and make sure 12th is clean and trim.

- give you three diffent intro messages that don't include txt spk 4 u or lame how yous?

- Help you to decide why you are here.

Any other professional services will be free of charge

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhhhh your gonna be busy lol

By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Computer says no lol

By *vpamela OP TV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Very handy, I have already cut and pasted this thread into a reply.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For an equally large fee I will rewrite profiles for women that

- will include more than ",,,," in the text

- that won't say "no face pic phone number and salary details with first message no reply "

- that won't have a number of sentences beginning with "NO at the front with nothing positive

- that won't say "no fucking men ever "while not blocking men

-that won't say "no over 24 EVER" while not using age filters

-that won't be unverified unphotographed and unreadable except for the bit in paragraph two above

-that won't have a badly taken phone picture of a pussy with "no cock pics EVER " in the text

Rates negotiable obviously

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take my money!