FabSwingers.com forum: Worst one liners in mails

By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

So a lot of you guys have been around a while.

What is the worst one line messages that you have received or what one liners do your head in?

For us it's - "what u into?" Or "any fun?"

What u into? - read the frickin profile!

"Any fun?" - read the frickin veries!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shiney floor

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By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nice shiney floor

So I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice shiney floor

So I see

Niamh has a lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wax you?

NO CHANCE IN HELL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Niamh not fair i can't message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was new i put a few suck me dick messages out there hence the reason i cant get a meet lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I get an awful lot of messages that are just:

That's it. No pic, no message, nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U up fr it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wax you?

NO CHANCE IN HELL

Pmsl gowan.... I'll be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People get messages on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED "

Holy shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wax you?

NO CHANCE IN HELL

Pmsl gowan.... I'll be gentle

Kaizer is a modern day Samson, losing the hair would mean losing the awesomeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to see ur sissy cock out ur panties"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Holy shit

I guess it wasn't holy but it was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you meet me in the local woods I'll buy you lidl vodka

And my all time fav .... I don't mind fucking fat birds

Lucky me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl up4fun lidl vodka classy

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By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED "

Omg!! That surely wins!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

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Omg!! That surely wins!!

Who said romance was dead

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Who said romance was dead

Credit where its due, 10/10 for originalty though.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

How much for your used knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a lot of you guys have been around a while.

What is the worst one line messages that you have received or what one liners do your head in?

For us it's - "what u into?" Or "any fun?"

What u into? - read the frickin profile!

"Any fun?" - read the frickin veries!! "

"can i borrow your mrs" bugs the living shit out of me,as if shes my "property" to lend some random stranger ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Holy shit

I guess it wasn't holy but it was shit."

Unless it was Fr.Connie who asked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you

Bugs me. as does "hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how are you

Bugs me. as does "hi""

Aloha

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I got one once 'mug pic?'

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Random: "you acom now I'll wear yer wifs lingree and do slutty things to u"

Random: "let me know next time you're up my way I got something I'd like to stick up you"

Two of the more humorous ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him:do you like my pics

Me:no

Him:I don't like yours either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

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lol i got that mail today too ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

lol i got that mail today too ffs "

And here's me thinking I was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is fucking hilarious! Sounds like playground banter!

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

R U fertile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this min can i clean urs like wtf

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"R U fertile?"

So much wrong with that

seriously ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"R U fertile?"

PMSL

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

lol i got that mail today too ffs

And here's me thinking I was special

But you are!!....

I'll raise that to 11

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

can we borrow ur woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we borrow your woman sounds like there asking for a cup of sugar too funny and sad at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random: "you acom now I'll wear yer wifs lingree and do slutty things to u"

Random: "let me know next time you're up my way I got something I'd like to stick up you"

Two of the more humorous ones

Jeeezzzeee.....I thought you liked them mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message received 'Hi'

Reply to message from woman.. "k"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck your wife or do ye want to meet and suck my cock is the ones we get from time to time

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over a year ago

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"Random: "you acom now I'll wear yer wifs lingree and do slutty things to u"

Random: "let me know next time you're up my way I got something I'd like to stick up you"

Two of the more humorous ones

Jeeezzzeee.....I thought you liked them mails

Why do you think I saved them

Just couldn't share "those" messages Annie!! They'd need to be censored

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Horney(sic) 08@&(/-;(€@)

There's one liners and one worders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Omg!! That surely wins!!

Who said romance was dead

But b4 I had a chance to block he came back with...

And give me a blow job b4 I've wiped and flushed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Omg!! That surely wins!!

Who said romance was dead

But b4 I had a chance to block he came back with...

And give me a blow job b4 I've wiped and flushed!!

Now that's a gentleman for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Omg!! That surely wins!!

Who said romance was dead

But b4 I had a chance to block he came back with...

And give me a blow job b4 I've wiped and flushed!!

Now that's a gentleman for ya

It's ok I'll not tell anyone it was you KT!!

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By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Message received 'Hi'

Reply to message from woman.. "k"

We had similar one lately. Probably same woman!

"Ok"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got one more letter than me, she likes you better! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED

Omg!! That surely wins!!

Who said romance was dead

But b4 I had a chance to block he came back with...

And give me a blow job b4 I've wiped and flushed!!

Now that's a gentleman for ya

It's ok I'll not tell anyone o

it was you KT!!

If memory serves it was you taking the poop

eeeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wear your piss soiled knickers and fuck you while I wear them....

Got that once...

Quiet recently too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you meet me in the local woods I'll buy you lidl vodka

And my all time fav .... I don't mind fucking fat birds

Lucky me

Hahaha this made laught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hu"

Seriously,this was a message I've gotten, just those above 2 letters...

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By *ustful desiresCouple
over a year ago

We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone "

love it!

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By *xhibitA OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone "

How could you refuse that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone

How could you refuse that

Bet he has them queueing up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a lot of "do you like anal ?"

Can't think why

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By *ustful desiresCouple
over a year ago

The reply was

Of course she would love to meet you on her own lol

Followed by would you ever f..k off dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol"

Why would you even reply if that's all you can manage?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl up4fun lidl vodka classy"

Could have been worse.. could have been buckfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

Hope ya told him then can fuck off 10 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl up4fun lidl vodka classy

Could have been worse.. could have been buckfast"

Less of a hangover from the buckfast tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one once 'mug pic?'

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl up4fun lidl vodka classy

Could have been worse.. could have been buckfast

Less of a hangover from the buckfast tho

Thats the bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One received today

'You lukin guys '

'I cum ten times a night '

lol i got that mail today too ffs

And here's me thinking I was special

But you are!!....

I'll raise that to 11

13 and we got a deal Fooey

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

As I travel a lot I get a few "were r u" or "your near can u accom?"

Once got "bj now"

But the best was a one worder...

Fuck? It's the only one I replied to with another one worder.... off!

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By *exyhotfuncpleCouple
over a year ago

hotnhorny

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By *exyhotfuncpleCouple
over a year ago

hotnhorny

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone "

We got the can she meet us alone message today

With an extremly close up pic

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"If you meet me in the local woods I'll buy you lidl vodka

And my all time fav .... I don't mind fucking fat birds

Lucky me

Hahaha... Fucking hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have you can fuck my cum slut"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

""If you have you can fuck my cum slut"

Full sugar or diet?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you have you can fuck my cum slut"

Full sugar or diet?.... "

He may have meant 'cock', in which case I'll have to check and get back..

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A friend of mine posted a discreet status about a wonderful night she had recently.

She then got a sarcastic one liner reply " congratulating " her.

He's a regular forum poster too.

If he's reading this I just want to say:

**standing ovation** for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone

We got the can she meet us alone message today

With an extremly close up pic

Ooh those ones that would take yer eye out - nasty

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By *exyhotfuncpleCouple
over a year ago

hotnhorny

Yea like a aliens head lol

"We recently got this one

I have a huge cumshot and regulary burst comdoms can i meet her alone

We got the can she meet us alone message today

With an extremly close up pic

Ooh those ones that would take yer eye out - nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Random:: Will u go with me to a public toilet and play for me whilst I take take a shit!!

Me: omg u weirdo.... fuck no..

BLOCKED "

Omg no way

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