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By *happy79x OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Lol so we ve all got them. Set up a meet,

made plans, got all dolled up , sorted the baby sitter and got all excited and then........... nothing.

Now this is not a bitching thread but more to have a laugh. So whats the best

one ye got. The one that when ya read it all ya could say is "seriously"

So bring it on boys and girls lets have a laugh .

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

from hosting parties and meet and greets ive heard them all from deaths , dogs having puppies down to missed flights

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Id not got as far as getting dolled up. The meet had been arranged as we d met socially before,the build up was amazing. Then he sends me a kik pic with the dates for the hotel. Hed booked the wrong month!... hes a sweetheart really and all i could do was laugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any - but this could be funny. While you're waiting, type excuses in the search box and have a read

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Id not got as far as getting dolled up. The meet had been arranged as we d met socially before,the build up was amazing. Then he sends me a kik pic with the dates for the hotel. Hed booked the wrong month!... hes a sweetheart really and all i could do was laugh about it "

So did u meet him the following month

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Id not got as far as getting dolled up. The meet had been arranged as we d met socially before,the build up was amazing. Then he sends me a kik pic with the dates for the hotel. Hed booked the wrong month!... hes a sweetheart really and all i could do was laugh about it

So did u meet him the following month "

Ha ha no....the following week...we had a right laugh about it too

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By *happy79x OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"I don't have any - but this could be funny. While you're waiting, type excuses in the search box and have a read "

As in there has been a previous post about this. Must have a read so

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By *lirty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

I have actually been kicked in the head by a horse never used it as an excuse though,

Worst was blowing a head gasket on the way to a meet not that she believed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh chappie we never need an excuse mmmmm you saved us one cold night in Waterford !

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"I have actually been kicked in the head by a horse never used it as an excuse though,

Worst was blowing a head gasket on the way to a meet not that she believed me"
premature ejaculation

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

We'll that would b a good excuse looking at photos of u mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually wrote my car off on the way to a meet!.....

I still got there although a little later than planned

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I actually wrote my car off on the way to a meet!.....

I still got there although a little later than planned "

Actually had this happen he was texting while driving and wrote off the car. And no didn't stop the meet I went and picked him up from the crash site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been stood up a few times...with believable excuses I suppose...but never gave the opportunity of another meet unless they arranged the whole thing.

On another note...had a fantastic meet blissfully unaware that I'd been copped speeding to it and got my first three penalty points. Soooo worth it though

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By *happy79x OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"I have actually been kicked in the head by a horse never used it as an excuse though,

Worst was blowing a head gasket on the way to a meet not that she believed me"

That explains sooo much lol lol. As for the head gasket .... so believe that too lol

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By *happy79x OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Ahhh chappie we never need an excuse mmmmm you saved us one cold night in Waterford !"

The plesure was all mine guys. But lets be honest It wasn't my finest hour lol lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Id not got as far as getting dolled up. The meet had been arranged as we d met socially before,the build up was amazing. Then he sends me a kik pic with the dates for the hotel. Hed booked the wrong month!... hes a sweetheart really and all i could do was laugh about it "

rookie mistake. If you use booking dot com you can reserve rooms with free cancellation up to a day or two before the meet. i've availed of it a few times when plans can (and have) changed.

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Had been chatting with this person for quite some time - finally arranged a meet at theirs and got all dolled up. Felt something was not quite right so looked up address on Google street view - It didn't exist. So continued msging from home saying I had arrived but couldn't find house. They continued trying to get me to knock on a strangers front door - was so cross that night

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