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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Minister for equality goes to your mam from leitrim who was a he and a she equally

Shadow minister has to be Sligo

Foreign affairs is Boldgirl

Agriculture is daft dave or maximum

Chief whip goes to Elfie

Minister for your having a laugh is shared by CJ, MMC and Candy

Water minister has to be Missdirty

Minister for typos is a shoo in ..letme

Lolli is the social minister

Mingo is trade

Brutus is who wants a fuck

Rosie is food and drink

And Ash is in charge of the d*unk text ministry

Add more and be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.

I've made a start already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.

I've made a start already!

Ahhhhmmm, Mr International Man o' Mystery here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.

I've made a start already!

Ahhhhmmm, Mr International Man o' Mystery here "

We can job share!

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

*cracks whip*

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I don't really want any ministry duties, but I want one of those fabulous pensions and I like to get my expenses ie hotel costs covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.

I've made a start already!

Ahhhhmmm, Mr International Man o' Mystery here

We can job share!"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really want any ministry duties, but I want one of those fabulous pensions and I like to get my expenses ie hotel costs covered

Puts hand up for minister of finance and expenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you girls want a PA? I'll cater for all your needs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.

I've made a start already!

Ahhhhmmm, Mr International Man o' Mystery here "

Yours truly as Taoiseach obviously enough

Kaizer needs a Head of Secret Service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really want any ministry duties, but I want one of those fabulous pensions and I like to get my expenses ie hotel costs covered

EU commissioner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taoiseach ..Missdirty, first female Taoiseach ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm minister for the unverified

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Sssssshhhhhh don't mention government or we will have two certain Kerry brothers signing up as members. In fairness would probably improve your experience driving to dogging meets though.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Lol I never do typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! Yosser, I heard there's a handy pension involved?...

*keeps bending forwards near Elfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sssssshhhhhh don't mention government or we will have two certain Kerry brothers signing up as members. In fairness would probably improve your experience driving to dogging meets though."

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Taoiseach ..Missdirty, first female Taoiseach ever

Yayyyy!!!!

ill have that please!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social minister! I'll take that thanks

I pledge allegiance to all of fabkind to provide fun and frolics in a friendly happy environment and solemnly swear to make the next social the biggest and bestest we've done yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take on Defence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go with minister for children

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

lol we'll keep ya!!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

ill take fisheries forestry and wildlife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

It's still piss

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm on my way to Brussels as we speak...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm on my way to Brussels as we speak..."

I assume that's official buisness and not a junket

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

It's still piss

Now youre taking the piss

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

It's still piss

Now youre taking the piss

Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

It's still piss

Now youre taking the piss

Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary "

No, there's a difference between a squirter and a pisstaker CJ, and they're DEFINITELY pisstakers!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A puppet government just what we need

Who's going to pull my string

As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down

Will it be metered

As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!

It's still piss

Now youre taking the piss

Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary

No, there's a difference between a squirter and a pisstaker CJ, and they're DEFINITELY pisstakers!

What's that a Squirter only gives when suitably teased where as the government just take even when not interested

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Nah dont think i want to be part of the clique....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Nah dont think i want to be part of the clique....

To late u posted

Minster for hardness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll accept my role as the food & drinks person lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see I'm not in it either Kim.....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Nah dont think i want to be part of the clique....

To late u posted

Minster for hardness

Hardness?? What are you implying minister? That im hiding something hard??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad to see I'm not in it either Kim....."

Under secretary Annie??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Macmully are now in charge of family affairs...congrats

And Misscar is looking after emoji education

Jasper should have a role welfare

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

love it lolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jasperthegreat , Joint Minsters for health perfect fit and just like the last two incumbents in the role they also seem to know everything about everything or at least have a strong opinion on any topic.

Elfie , More suited to a semi state I believe Director General of RTE perfect role she has hours of experience of broadcasting herself .

Mingo as Minister for Finance perfect fit as getting fucked by Germans is a big part of the role .

sub_leitrim_guy Minister for the Gaeltacht They might have a clue what hes on about unlike the rest of us .

hammerandthongs as joint Ministers of propaganda they can get anybody to believe anything .

MarieAndU4121 Minster for Communications having being attempting to reconnect with old friends unsuccessfully for the last two years she has a good understanding of the state of the national broadband network.

Taoiseach Anniemal is the ideal candidate her endless quest for the full low down on whats happening in every other Dept. and her ability to get out there and press the flesh makes her the natural choice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am never 'unsuccessful' at anything I turn my hand to. Who else needs a spreadsheet instead of a Filofax!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na I'm corrupted enough already

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I am never 'unsuccessful' at anything I turn my hand to. Who else needs a spreadsheet instead of a Filofax!

You always was a canny one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am never 'unsuccessful' at anything I turn my hand to. Who else needs a spreadsheet instead of a Filofax!

I've a sheet you could spread on!

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