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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone had any?

I nearly drowned twice, nearly got hit by a wheel that came flying off a truck as it was going around a corner, got my leg squashed squashed underneath a tractor as it was about to drive off with me under it, nearly choked on vomit after a night out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm still alive so it must be luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was working on a fishing boat in Australia a few years back, casting out traps and ropes,hand got cot up in rope pulled me down the length of the boat, just got it out before been overboard, it scared the crap out of me,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many to mention "

Ah mention some

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Op, nearly drowning twice? The first time wasn't a warning to learn to swim?..... Just sayin....

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries


"Anyone had any?

I nearly drowned twice, nearly got hit by a wheel that came flying off a truck as it was going around a corner, got my leg squashed squashed underneath a tractor as it was about to drive off with me under it, nearly choked on vomit after a night out... "

A bit clumsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op, nearly drowning twice? The first time wasn't a warning to learn to swim?..... Just sayin.... "

Nope, was in primary school first time, in Ibiza the second time, still haven't learned to swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 3 times

1. Diving from a 5m board and managed to it the bottom of the pool ..... Unconscious in pool and had to be rescued .... Gave up diving

2. Blown up by an old anti aircraft round

3. Wiped out by a car whilst cycling

Been lucky really in my 52yrs

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By *atNFabGirlWoman
over a year ago

D15

Twice,

At 17 stabbed and left for dead on the side of the road. Fade to black

And at 28 a cardioversion where the shock to start me up again didn't work as soon as it should have , and almost not at all. Also fade to black .

Maybe I'm a Cat with 9 lives!!!! Anyway

It Spurs a lot of great convos about what happens , I'm lucky ! I sure know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm still alive so it must be luck"

Maybe for you. But. How about others?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm still alive so it must be luck

Maybe for you. But. How about others? "
.they're extra lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twice,

At 17 stabbed and left for dead on the side of the road. Fade to black

And at 28 a cardioversion where the shock to start me up again didn't work as soon as it should have , and almost not at all. Also fade to black .

Maybe I'm a Cat with 9 lives!!!! Anyway

It Spurs a lot of great convos about what happens , I'm lucky ! I sure know that. "

And what did happen? Angels? Devils? Lost loved ones? Or just darkness?

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By *atNFabGirlWoman
over a year ago

D15

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By *atNFabGirlWoman
over a year ago

D15

Darkness both times.....

Dark or light , I guess they don't want me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darkness both times.....

Dark or light , I guess they don't want me."

Repent and confess your sins I'll get you in next time

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Anyone had any?

I nearly drowned twice, nearly got hit by a wheel that came flying off a truck as it was going around a corner, got my leg squashed squashed underneath a tractor as it was about to drive off with me under it, nearly choked on vomit after a night out..."

It was just one of those days!!

Bet you were glad when that day was over!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Op, nearly drowning twice? The first time wasn't a warning to learn to swim?..... Just sayin....

Nope, was in primary school first time, in Ibiza the second time, still haven't learned to swim"

Hoping for a 'third time lucky'?

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk

Heart stopped on the operating table on two separate occasions. Drowned once stabbed twice. Still knocking around.

Saw my grandfather on one of the occasions.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Heart stopped on the operating table on two separate occasions. Drowned once stabbed twice. Still knocking around.

Saw my grandfather on one of the occasions. "

Stabbing you??

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk


"Heart stopped on the operating table on two separate occasions. Drowned once stabbed twice. Still knocking around.

Saw my grandfather on one of the occasions.

Stabbing you?? "

No driving by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol tank blew up into my face when was younger. Instant skin peel for free and eyebrow trim.

Fought French foreign legion guys in square in Djibouti. That was a near death experience

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk


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Fought French foreign legion guys in square in Djibouti. That was a near death experience

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That sounds like an interesting story !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op, nearly drowning twice? The first time wasn't a warning to learn to swim?..... Just sayin....

Nope, was in primary school first time, in Ibiza the second time, still haven't learned to swim

Hoping for a 'third time lucky'? "

Na just gonna stay away from the ocean....or get some arm bands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone had any?

I nearly drowned twice, nearly got hit by a wheel that came flying off a truck as it was going around a corner, got my leg squashed squashed underneath a tractor as it was about to drive off with me under it, nearly choked on vomit after a night out...

It was just one of those days!!

Bet you were glad when that day was over!!"

Yep and it was all before lunch. Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a Chinese last night

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

...My ear drum burst once ...that was a near deaf experience

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By *own a bitMan
over a year ago

Dublin

my father told me,i was conceived when the condom burst... i suppose that's a near death experience.

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Nearly drowned as a child.

The 2nd n.d.e was when i thought my son had seen my profile as i hadn't loggex off on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost slipped in the bath once

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Thought I lost my legs when a speeding sulkie (don't laugh) tried to get between my parked car and traffic. Horse fell against my car door trapping my legs in the door. I was trying to get out before it hit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off my bike twice ffs....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot at once but luckily the hooray missed, yellow head Chinese man fired a knife at Me but luckily the blade missed and the handle hit me. Too many close calls to mention while trucking.

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries


"Shot at once but luckily the hooray missed, yellow head Chinese man fired a knife at Me but luckily the blade missed and the handle hit me. Too many close calls to mention while trucking. "

Fuck that M1 past Newry is a hoor of a road alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had one thank god but the i would say the closest I've been to dying was when I was 2 and decided to attack my grans sleeping pills which in my defence looked like smarties!! Obviously I don't remember it but was told I was out cold when found and like a rag doll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I neatly died at childbirth. The umbilical cord was around my neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only at the hands of the "health service", given morphine post-op which was totally contraindicated with other meds I was on - staff were panicking as my respiratory system started giving up, luckily Lee was on hand to suggest the obvious to the doc, who said "why, what's she on"

Never trust the "professionals" when your life is at stake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true. Doctors differ. ... Glad you pulled through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So true. Doctors differ. ... Glad you pulled through. "

It was sheer negligence, nothing to do with a difference of opinion, whoever prescribed the morphine never bothered to check my chart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate a piece of pizza that had been left in a box overnight UNREFRIGERATED...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i so suggested to my heavily pregnant ex that our sex life was getting boring...didn't go down well....

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

Who was the father ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who was the father ?"

Still don't know... Jeremy Kyle show is the next stop...

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

U wouldn't meet the minimum criteria

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U wouldn't meet the minimum criteria "

Ya I suppose I'm not the scummy trailor trash type,thanks for the compliment, now you however would be perfect for the show, they'd have a feild day delving into all your issues

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County


"U wouldn't meet the minimum criteria

Ya I suppose I'm not the scummy trailor trash type,thanks for the compliment, now you however would be perfect for the show, they'd have a feild day delving into all your issues"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U wouldn't meet the minimum criteria

Ya I suppose I'm not the scummy trailor trash type,thanks for the compliment, now you however would be perfect for the show, they'd have a feild day delving into all your issues"

Never mind the tissues.

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By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

8 years ago next month I was actually dead, a rather unique experience

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

Jezus....ur looking mighty well since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 years ago next month I was actually dead, a rather unique experience "

And how did you die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 years ago next month I was actually dead, a rather unique experience

And how did you die? "

Shit, think he passed away again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a year out to travel, finishing off in Thailand. Took a ferry to Ko Chang (the remote one near Cambodia, not the big one near Ko Samui!). The ferry itself was a converted fishing boat with the outriggers still attached and two stories welded on top.

The journey out was amazing, three hours of sailing through an amazing archipelago on a calm blue sea.

Stayed on the island in a hut for a blissful week when the owner told us there was a storm coming and if we didn't get the ferry that day, we'd be stuck for a week! (I was flying home in a week!!)

The boat left just as the storm was whipping up. First half hour was fine but after ten minutes in unsheltered water I was willing the boat to turn back!

"El Capitane" looked no older than 19, there wasn't a boat anywhere else to be seen (there were lots on the trip out!), the Thai women started screaming their heads off, everybody was holding on the the metal rails for dear life and the deck chairs had all slid into the sea.

There was a crazy German man with a blonde mullet shouting at us that things were "fine" and egging El Capitane on! The boat kept going through a cycle of climbing a wave (I still remember the wheelhouse facing the sky then the sea) then falling, crashing into the next wave and swaying side to side before rising again.... And this lasted for seven hours... still gives me the shivers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took a year out to travel, finishing off in Thailand. Took a ferry to Ko Chang (the remote one near Cambodia, not the big one near Ko Samui!). The ferry itself was a converted fishing boat with the outriggers still attached and two stories welded on top.

The journey out was amazing, three hours of sailing through an amazing archipelago on a calm blue sea.

Stayed on the island in a hut for a blissful week when the owner told us there was a storm coming and if we didn't get the ferry that day, we'd be stuck for a week! (I was flying home in a week!!)

The boat left just as the storm was whipping up. First half hour was fine but after ten minutes in unsheltered water I was willing the boat to turn back!

"El Capitane" looked no older than 19, there wasn't a boat anywhere else to be seen (there were lots on the trip out!), the Thai women started screaming their heads off, everybody was holding on the the metal rails for dear life and the deck chairs had all slid into the sea.

There was a crazy German man with a blonde mullet shouting at us that things were "fine" and egging El Capitane on! The boat kept going through a cycle of climbing a wave (I still remember the wheelhouse facing the sky then the sea) then falling, crashing into the next wave and swaying side to side before rising again.... And this lasted for seven hours... still gives me the shivers!!"

Shit that.....

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By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

In a word....addiction ...

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

God ye are all just hanging on the edge I've had a few minor ones nothing I needed a clean pants for I did save a mans life once but also passeda stranger before she took her life looking back I should have seen the signs .....

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