FabSwingers.com forum: An oldie but a goodie

By *imwild OP Woman
over a year ago

around

The most important men in a woman's life

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The doctor that tells her to " take off all your clothes"

The dentist that tells her to "open wide"

The milkman that asks "do you want it in the front or back"

The hairdresser that asks " would you like it teased or blown"

The interior designer that assures her "once its inside, you'll love it"

The banker that insists " if you take it out too soon it will lose interest"

The primal hunter that always goes deep into the bush, shoots twice, eats what he shoots and keeps telling her to keep quiet and lie still

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most importantly though the doc who says

" Yes. She's dead."

By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I went to visit my husband's grave yesterday...he's not dead, he thinks I'm digging a pond."