FabSwingers.com forum: Come to Howth an f*** on a boat?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's up for something different females or couples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus no, i'd be gawkin me guts up...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Youre a poet and dont even know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

What?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

What?"

Im saying the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

What?

Im saying the same thing

Must be something lost in translation

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

You know, because of the implication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

Unbelievable

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By *ubshellyWoman
over a year ago

Portarlington

I'm really confused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really confused lol

Join the club....no idea what's goin on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Howth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh yes poet by trade

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"You know, because of the implication.

I was gonna post this but I didn't think anyone else would get the joke.

"How are you not understand this, Mac?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Howth

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howths nice alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright "

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, because of the implication.

Great reference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I own the boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?"
I own the boat hotashell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the boat

a rambling poem from yours truly

***************************************

He was her captain , she was a boat

he recalled the thrill of first seeing her

as she came into view

the anticipation of sailing her

his heart beat faster at the thought

he had chosen carefully

considered his needs

delighted in running his weathered hands over her hull

her stern

marvelled at the beauty of her

for she was a sight to behold

and she belonged to him

he patiently charted a course

and tested her seaworthyness

she passed his test with flying colours

and so the journey began

a voyage of discovery

just a captain and his beautiful boat

he spoke to her

as if she were his lover

and she answered

for she adored him

her captain

he was as beautiful to her as she was to him

time stood still

the waters ebbed and flowed

the compass charted their path

the stars gazed down upon them

the gods in the heavens

admired the scene below

just a captain and his boat.

to be continued ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?I own the boat hotashell"

Lucky man, fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me wonder what reaction would this post provoke if it was posted by a super sexy couple?

Guy has a boat and is happy to take people into the see for a nice playtime.

Nothing wrong about it. We're adults so let's not pretend that word fuck and directness of this offer makes you blush

Who blushed???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?I own the boat hotashell

Lucky man, fair play

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hard work does eventually pay off thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?I own the boat hotashell

Lucky man, fair play

hard work does eventually pay off thank you x"

Well done you. I hope you find a playmate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Howth

howths nice alright

Do you own a boat, or just have access to one?I own the boat hotashell

Lucky man, fair play

hard work does eventually pay off thank you xthank you hotashell ahh they should come along soon enough

Well done you. I hope you find a playmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, because of the implication.

I was gonna post this but I didn't think anyone else would get the joke.

"How are you not understand this, Mac?"

Throw in a rum ham and I'm game!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh yes poet by trade

We could play at pirates and i'd walk yer plank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know, because of the implication.

I was gonna post this but I didn't think anyone else would get the joke.

"How are you not understand this, Mac?"

Throw in a rum ham and I'm game!

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aaaarrrrggggggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes poet by trade

We could play at pirates and i'd walk yer plank

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yep plank walk me but u won't b falling into the saw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes poet by trade

We could play at pirates and i'd walk yer plank

yep plank walk me but u won't b falling into the saw

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into the sea sorry

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The "Implication"

Dennis: Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

Mac: Okay…that seems really dark though.

Dennis: No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.

Mac: I think I am.

Dennis:Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication.

Mac: Now, you said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication?

Dennis: The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.

Mac: But it sounds like she doesn’t wanna have sex with you.

Dennis: Why aren’t you understanding this? She doesn’t know whether she wants to have sex with me, that’s not the issue.

Mac: Are you gonna hurt women?

Dennis: I’m not gonna hurt these women, why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you’re not getting this at all.

Mac: I’m not getting it.

Dennis: Goddamn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own the boat

Sail or motor. Size? What engines you run on? Generator, how many kilowatts?. You got a water maker??

General curiosity, as I am currently on a 35 meter motor yacht in San Remo, Italy.

If you need another crew member to keep watch while your busy below decks, give me a shout. I could do with the sea miles. I'll bring my log book.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Who's up for something different females or couples?"

Knot tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up for something different females or couples?

Knot tonight!!

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, thanks. "

You get sea sick, don't you?

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