FabSwingers.com forum: some random thoughts for the weekend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so mrs quick says I am a bit ahem special due to my thoughts so for our first post here are a collection of random thoughts for you guys to ponder over...

1. Why do pajamas have pockets?

2. What did cured ham have before it was cured?

3.Do vegetarians ever eat animal crackers?

4. What does a compass do at the North Pole?

5. Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?

6. If I hit myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

7. Which would you rather have.. a horse faced duck or a duck faced horse?

8.If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

9.Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

I enjoyed these musings.. very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why thank you... I'm a bit random but sure why not lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Found them amusing too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Found them amusing too

it's amazing what you think of at times lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Very good Op

they made me smile. Welcome too

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very good Op

they made me smile. Welcome too

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thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome. Very good post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or why do they whipe the arm 1st with an alcohol wipe before someone hets the "lethal injection"

Or why do sheep not shrink in the rain yet a jumper shrinks in the wash..

Or who decided to put an "S" in the word Lisp..

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

Why do they nail the lid shut on a coffin?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If an open door is said to be ajar, why isn't an open jar said to be adoor?

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