FabSwingers.com forum: The Elete Members Only Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on show yourselves! Fess up.

I want strands of hair for DNA analysis!

Two current utility Bills (Must be current)

Ohh come on someone had to do it

This is my first ever thread Thought it would be more inventive. Than the "I have been blocked for no reason ". Or my current favourite " everyone in Galway is Fake"

Just laughing at ourselves. Before you block me

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert K.T.K third party comment here..............................

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

Count me in dnp. .....oh wait...I'm a single guy...shucks! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the treasurer??

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Only strands of hair??awww ye spoilsport

theres loads of dna in sticky hot cum too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only strands of hair??awww ye spoilsport

theres loads of dna in sticky hot cum too.

Maybe he wants the pubes stuck in the hot cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's not pubic hair rushes to clogged up sink

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Only strands of hair??awww ye spoilsport

theres loads of dna in sticky hot cum too.

Maybe he wants the pubes stuck in the hot cum

I dont do teeth picking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member""

I wouldn't join any club that had you as a member either!

Just kidding Mingo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only strands of hair??awww ye spoilsport

theres loads of dna in sticky hot cum too.

Maybe he wants the pubes stuck in the hot cum

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I don't make the rules. It's in the charter. Some members may not be able to provide such samples due to non verification issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only strands of hair??awww ye spoilsport

theres loads of dna in sticky hot cum too.

Maybe he wants the pubes stuck in the hot cum

I don't make the rules. It's in the charter. Some members may not be able to provide such samples due to non verification issues "

Cum verified, that's a new one...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

""I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member"

I wouldn't join any club that had you as a member either!

Just kidding Mingo

Then we'll both be outside the club having our own fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member"

I wouldn't join any club that had you as a member either!

Just kidding Mingo

Then we'll both be outside the club having our own fun!

Room of another one

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

""I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member"

I wouldn't join any club that had you as a member either!

Just kidding Mingo

Then we'll both be outside the club having our own fun!

Room of another one

Always!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I remind members of the hurt smart arsed comments can cause others

Please. Be a little kinder in future

There is no room in this forum for smart arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Que

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I'll just sit outside then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an elite member .... Untouched by female hands

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

[Removed by poster at 03/03/16 11:24:29]

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can I remind members of the hurt smart arsed comments can cause others

Please. Be a little kinder in future

There is no room in this forum for smart arses

What about smacked arses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I remind members of the hurt smart arsed comments can cause others

Please. Be a little kinder in future

There is no room in this forum for smart arses

What about smacked arses? "

Plenty of lick arses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member"

I wouldn't join any club that had you as a member either!

Just kidding Mingo

Then we'll both be outside the club having our own fun!

Room of another one

You're always welcome kitty

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

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Arse wipes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hair samples here Db,

WE RE SMOOTH ALL OVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would also like to remind members

That accidental deletion of profile does not guarantee reselection

Now I have had an email from the "super Elete ". A clique member. And the licking or smacking of unfervied arses. Will result in automatic ejeculation from the group

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Can I remind members of the hurt smart arsed comments can cause others

Please. Be a little kinder in future

There is no room in this forum for smart arses

A smart arse can be quiet alluring in tight jeans or leather

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

*elite

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"*elite

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

[Removed by poster at 03/03/16 12:13:14]

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

Lol _lfie. ..u go girl !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Grammatical errors are not to be highlighted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol _lfie. ..u go girl !"

The lady has class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Correctly might just be more righter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol _lfie. ..u go girl !"

What happened to being nice for just one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Face palm moment? Nah, I bet he didn't even notice.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Lol _lfie. ..u go girl !

What happened to being nice for just one day?"

I didn't agree to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol _lfie. ..u go girl !

What happened to being nice for just one day?

I didn't agree to it.

Not you E.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Face palm moment? Nah, I bet he didn't even notice."

Probably too dark up his own hole to notice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Face palm moment? Nah, I bet he didn't even notice.

Probably too dark up his own hole to notice. "

I could be wrong ,but do I sense a little hostility.

This was a lighthearted poke at the current forum posts I think you and I know the origins of the hostility. Rejection is never easy to handle So I will leave the thread to descend into the Elfie show . There will be no further comments from me

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Face palm moment? Nah, I bet he didn't even notice.

Probably too dark up his own hole to notice.

I could be wrong ,but do I sense a little hostility.

OK, thanks

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

" So I will leave the thread to descend into the Elfie show

Id watch that..

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By *ongdongsilver99Man
over a year ago

skerries

Lol....me to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least spell the fucking word right if you are gonna be so far up your own hole.

Face palm moment? Nah, I bet he didn't even notice.

Probably too dark up his own hole to notice.

I could be wrong ,but do I sense a little hostility.

OK, thanks

You need a theme tune...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" So I will leave the thread to descend into the Elfie show

Id watch that..

Booring like watching someone on a bike going nowhere

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

" So I will leave the thread to descend into the Elfie show

Id watch that..

I had a front row seat once.

10/10 would watch again.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

" So I will leave the thread to descend into the Elfie show

Id watch that..

I had a front row seat once.

10/10 would watch again. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small minds are easily amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While others seem painfully idle and could use a new hobby (horse)

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