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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was walking down shop street earlier in the week, I caught a glance of myself in a shop window, I had to stop, I was like damn you look good,could it be possible that God said... You can't have it all Lil guy and took my hair as part compensation for the beautification? I then went for a jog later that evening, my times were slow, I rubbed some olive oil on the top of my head for a Lil extra stream lining and wind deflection, it worked, shaved lol shaved, shaved 2 sec of my best lap.. That night I went for a few pints... As you do, after a jog, had my beard trimmed an was feeling great, 3 pints later that all changed, I went for a Wizz, what was in the toilets? A flipn mirror, here we go again I said, next thing this doogeeen sticks his head in one side of me and says, how ya now upside down head, well my poor heart fell to the floor.. Now I wish i called it "why am I so beautiful... On the inside"  now I best get my ass to bed, I have to be up in 4 hours yawn, lol well I enjoyed that Lil story,  I won't be proof reading it so.. Mistakes shall stay, also I cannot confirm nor deny any truth regarding this story. Lol laters peeps  |
