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By *ublin_hung OP   Man
over a year ago

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What is the craziest experience you have had dealing with an Ex?

I will get the ball rolling. I just had a call from an Ex who is very angry I am dating women. I don't even know how she got my number. I haven't seen or spoken to this girl in a long time.

What takes the biscuit is she is in a relationship !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitches be crazy

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What is the craziest experience you have had dealing with an Ex?

I will get the ball rolling. I just had a call from an Ex who is very angry I am dating women. I don't even know how she got my number. I haven't seen or spoken to this girl in a long time.

What takes the biscuit is she is in a relationship !!!! "

thats tame I wish my exs were so normal.

Over the years iv had exs :

kill my dog

try to run me over and I don't mean in a just started the car way I mean she was barrelling down a country lane and I had to dive into a ditch and she didn't even try to stop.

try to stab me

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn


"What is the craziest experience you have had dealing with an Ex?

I will get the ball rolling. I just had a call from an Ex who is very angry I am dating women. I don't even know how she got my number. I haven't seen or spoken to this girl in a long time.

What takes the biscuit is she is in a relationship !!!!

thats tame I wish my exs were so normal.

Over the years iv had exs :

kill my dog

try to run me over and I don't mean in a just started the car way I mean she was barrelling down a country lane and I had to dive into a ditch and she didn't even try to stop.

try to stab me

"

Must be the girls you attract, mate.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What is the craziest experience you have had dealing with an Ex?

I will get the ball rolling. I just had a call from an Ex who is very angry I am dating women. I don't even know how she got my number. I haven't seen or spoken to this girl in a long time.

What takes the biscuit is she is in a relationship !!!!

thats tame I wish my exs were so normal.

Over the years iv had exs :

kill my dog

try to run me over and I don't mean in a just started the car way I mean she was barrelling down a country lane and I had to dive into a ditch and she didn't even try to stop.

try to stab me

Must be the girls you attract, mate. "

oh I know lol and two of these women had asked me to marry them fucking lunatics lol

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By *ublin_hung OP   Man
over a year ago

Fundalk


"What is the craziest experience you have had dealing with an Ex?

I will get the ball rolling. I just had a call from an Ex who is very angry I am dating women. I don't even know how she got my number. I haven't seen or spoken to this girl in a long time.

What takes the biscuit is she is in a relationship !!!!

thats tame I wish my exs were so normal.

Over the years iv had exs :

kill my dog

try to run me over and I don't mean in a just started the car way I mean she was barrelling down a country lane and I had to dive into a ditch and she didn't even try to stop.

try to stab me

"

I have been stabbed by an ex scalded too !!! Have the scar and all

I didn't want to start with that though.

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Jeez LaidBack I was hoping it was just the 1 crazy ex your def picking them alright.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Jeez LaidBack I was hoping it was just the 1 crazy ex your def picking them alright. "

its a talent I have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crap what do ye be doing??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To drive a women over the edge like that you must treat her very badly

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By *ublin_hung OP   Man
over a year ago

Fundalk


"To drive a women over the edge like that you must treat her very badly "

I was sleeping when I got scalded !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im am the crazy ex!! Muhahahaha!!

Only joking I once had an ex smash my car window..that was an age ago though thats about the craziest its got.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"To drive a women over the edge like that you must treat her very badly "

oh shhhh you !! if that was the reason id happily change but the amout of wack jobs iv attracted over the years is actually scary they must have a club going or something. But fear not iv a simple solution to that problem im just staying single. and sending any potential partners for a full psychological evaluation lol

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

My life is tame then no exes . It none of her business who u date . Tel her to get lost IDE say .

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

An ex of mine tried to strangle me outside my house in the uk.

Thank god my brother heard me screaming and chased the guy away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To drive a women over the edge like that you must treat her very badly

oh shhhh you !! if that was the reason id happily change but the amout of wack jobs iv attracted over the years is actually scary they must have a club going or something. But fear not iv a simple solution to that problem im just staying single. and sending any potential partners for a full psychological evaluation lol"

Did you just actually sshh me??

Clearly I was kidding but after that sshhing I'm not too sure about you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, this is popcorn time.

My ex wife was Mike Tyson's sister.

My ex here in Ireland fucked a can of 7up at me as she drove past me at a bus stop. It clocked me on the temple and bounced off the poor lad beside me. Broke his glasses!

I was finished with this witch nearly six months. Probably more.

Same girl also kept calling the fire brigade to my house until I had her identified as the culprit.

She turned up at my house with a cut key, let herself in (bear in mind we were finished for at least six months) and proceeded to hit a girl I was in bed with, over the head with a bottle.

Called the police. She was arrested.

Haha this is a funny thread actually....

So a few weeks later she turns up again at the house. Locks were changed so she freaked out not being able to get in.

I phoned the local garda station and they took her in again.

Never heard from her after that. A great mutual friend actually only recently told me that this crap in 2009 was the last she saw of her. Her family sent her to Canada (she had family there) and she ended up committed. Mad house.

Crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, this is popcorn time.

My ex wife was Mike Tyson's sister.

My ex here in Ireland fucked a can of 7up at me as she drove past me at a bus stop. It clocked me on the temple and bounced off the poor lad beside me. Broke his glasses!

I was finished with this witch nearly six months. Probably more.

Same girl also kept calling the fire brigade to my house until I had her identified as the culprit.

She turned up at my house with a cut key, let herself in (bear in mind we were finished for at least six months) and proceeded to hit a girl I was in bed with, over the head with a bottle.

Called the police. She was arrested.

Haha this is a funny thread actually....

So a few weeks later she turns up again at the house. Locks were changed so she freaked out not being able to get in.

I phoned the local garda station and they took her in again.

Never heard from her after that. A great mutual friend actually only recently told me that this crap in 2009 was the last she saw of her. Her family sent her to Canada (she had family there) and she ended up committed. Mad house.

Crazy."

whattttttt is this a windup lol?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Fucking wish it was.

Thought the icing was on the cake when she was arrested a second time until I heard the Canada story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex of mine tried to strangle me outside my house in the uk.

Thank god my brother heard me screaming and chased the guy away. "
. Fuck that. Thank god your brother was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex found my rampant rabbit months after i threw him out and ran a muck broke the rabbit in two and blamed it on breaking us up

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"My ex found my rampant rabbit months after i threw him out and ran a muck broke the rabbit in two and blamed it on breaking us up "

Where did he find it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex found my rampant rabbit months after i threw him out and ran a muck broke the rabbit in two and blamed it on breaking us up

Where did he find it? "

Searching through my drawers in bedroom. Talk about insecurities you def don't have that issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabbit causing a breakup. That's comical haha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rabbit causing a breakup. That's comical haha!!!"

Couldn't of been anything else like thank god those days are over

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By *ublin_hung OP   Man
over a year ago

Fundalk


"My ex found my rampant rabbit months after i threw him out and ran a muck broke the rabbit in two and blamed it on breaking us up "

WoW that is insecure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Fucking wish it was.

Thought the icing was on the cake when she was arrested a second time until I heard the Canada story!"

OMG that's mental I must lead a very normal life altogether lol

between that story and the dead dog I'm completely traumatised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disgusted about the dog.

My dog died in 2014 by natural causes and I still get upset. 13 years old. If any woman killed my dog I'm sorry.....I'd probably do time. Can't say I'd react aggressively towards her but I see pets as family.

You protect and defend your family.

That said, I've never raised a hand to a woman.

I've spanked many though haha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years ago I was living and working in London, I went out with an Irish girl from home for 6 months , We were young in our twenties . Anyways we stopped seeing eachother , no big deal. didn't see her for about 6 months , Then one Saturday evening out of the blue she phones but pretended to be someone else,she maintained I had met her in a pub and shifted her and that I had fucked her and that I had a big cock and she wanted more of it . I played along . We agreed to meet in the swan in stockwell an ould haunt of mine . I went there, in anticipation of seeing her again , She never showed , I just carried on as per usual. still hav'nt seen her to this day.

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

I totaly adore dogs.

I can't ever imagine someone trying to kill a much loved pet for sick revenge of a relationship gone sour.

I have never been to jail and god forbid if anyone killed my dog i will do time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow some stories have to say I have lived a sheltered life so far and hope it stays that way

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

My ex nut job poisoned 6 of my dogs 3 of which died. And did loads of other nasty shit, she was trying to get me to hit her, but I dident take the bait. A woman who worked with her contacted me to tell me she was telling her how she told her that she was going to get into my house to get me to kick the shit out of her then call the cops, get a barring order as she thought she could have my house if she was in it and had a barring order.

But she had realllll big titties, but were as fake as the rest of her lol.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

My ex used me as a punch bag for years, held a knife to my throat and other things

After I finished with him he turned into a stalker type, if I left the house he'd be able to tell me where I went, who I spoke to and for how long. Woke on occasion to find him standing at the end of my bed. Needless to say I got out of that house and moved to a place he couldn't get a key to. Met Niall and the ex flipped, tried everything to make Niall walk away from me, obviously didn't work.

5 years on still with Niall and the ex is still stewing in his own septic juices. Think I'll be forgiven for hoping he rots

Tina

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"My ex found my rampant rabbit months after i threw him out and ran a muck broke the rabbit in two and blamed it on breaking us up "

If my ex had a "rabbit" and she didnt break it out and let me enjoy the fun of pleasuring her with it.. I'd have a slight issue with that lol..

Having said that my ex suffered from bipolar disorder so what i did right today was completely wrong tomorrow even though i did the exact same thing.. after being married to her for 13 yrs my best experience with her was the "Divorce" ??????.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex left me!!!

Crazy biatch...

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Wow, I'm counting myself lucky. You all seem to attract psychos.

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