FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

nurse required

Jump to newest
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "

None of us would Funplaything

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ocbrownMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "

That would definitely cure me right now anyway

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "

Meeaaaaoooowww??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

Meeaaaaoooowww?? "

Prrrrr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like "

Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu

Mr crazy

Ps. No harm was ment in this post

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "

Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu

Mr crazy

Ps. No harm was ment in this post "

Pmsi

I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked "

Like magic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu

Mr crazy

Ps. No harm was ment in this post

Pmsi

I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used "

Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances

Mr crazy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu

Mr crazy

Ps. No harm was ment in this post

Pmsi

I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used

Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances

Mr crazy "

Damm have u being hearing stories again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked "

Licking n flicking??....

Sounds like too much multitasking for me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked

Licking n flicking??....

Sounds like too much multitasking for me! "

Yeah, we're back to spinning the rod, it will make you dizzy like a good pain killer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu

Mr crazy

Ps. No harm was ment in this post

Pmsi

I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used

Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances

Mr crazy

Damm have u being hearing stories again "

I'm saying nothing

Mr crazy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like "

Bend over so I can take your temperature

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Bend over so I can take your temperature "

Ohhhh miss lou be easy on me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

"

Yes matron

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.

How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like

Bend over so I can take your temperature

Ohhhh miss lou be easy on me "

I'm always gentle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "

I just spat my coffee out...

Best reply on the forums Ina long time it

Hope ur better soon cj xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

I just spat my coffee out...

Best reply on the forums Ina long time it

Hope ur better soon cj xx"

Sorry you lost your coffee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

I just spat my coffee out...

Best reply on the forums Ina long time it

Hope ur better soon cj xx

Sorry you lost your coffee "

Was totally worth it lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face

I just spat my coffee out...

Best reply on the forums Ina long time it

Hope ur better soon cj xx

Sorry you lost your coffee

Was totally worth it lol "

It did take my mind off the pain for five mins

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

Honestly you men have no idea what pain is, so you had a little injection into a joint when you can cope with the pain of childbirth then us ladies will be impressed. Xx

Ps if you're still suffering from the pain get someone to give it a little rub. xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly you men have no idea what pain is, so you had a little injection into a joint when you can cope with the pain of childbirth then us ladies will be impressed. Xx

Ps if you're still suffering from the pain get someone to give it a little rub. xx"

Fair point, we get off very easily.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

"

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance "

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy. "

Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.

Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos "

JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.

Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos

JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................) "

So twice the size of your penis then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.

Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos

JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................)

So twice the size of your penis then? "

Well yes about that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.

Yes matron

Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub

Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance

He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.

Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos

JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................)

So twice the size of your penis then?

Well yes about that "

I am telling u it was a monster

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "
.. Is a challenge?.. Ok.. I need a nurse too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let him park his "long vehicle" in my garage. (I pronounced that gararge)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "
i need a nurse too fun.iv an awful dose of hornitis

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"I'd let him park his "long vehicle" in my garage. (I pronounced that gararge)

"

.. I"ll park betwin the twins:p...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top