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By *um-on OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin, Celbridge

The daughter : Mom I am pregnant !!

Mom: I thought I told u when a guy touched your boobs say don't.

When he touches you vagina say stop.

And daughter : but mom he kept touching both , so I said to him don't stop, don't stop!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this Feminist walks into a bar with a filthy,mucky pig under her arm...

The lovely man working behind the bar notices this feminist with a dirty,mucky pig under her arm.

So he shouts over "Hell No Gemma you cant bring that filthy animal in here, Where the hell did you get that filthy animal"

And the Pig replies "i found it down the road"

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