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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A thread for asking a member of the opposite sex a question that always bugged you...

Guys, just how painful are blue balls?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

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"A thread for asking a member of the opposite sex a question that always bugged you...

Guys, just how painful are blue balls?"

never had it

I think its all made up

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"A thread for asking a member of the opposite sex a question that always bugged you...

Guys, just how painful are blue balls?

never had it

I think its all made up"

I did, they get very sensitive and painfully to squeeze in any way, it's very uncomfortable. Can't remember why it happened and I couldn't wank to sort it but I'd not cum in five days or something and it was getting difficult to function

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Ladies why don't ye get being rational?....

I'll get my coat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys why don't a lot of you care if the woman cums or not??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies why don't ye get being rational?....

I'll get my coat....

You wouldn't like us if we were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours"

Thank god for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

Well I'm not blowing my own trumpet (it's not that big) but I think any guy with a basic understanding of biology knows that most women need as much attention as any male in order to cum. If this means repetitive stain injuries from rubbing that clit then so be it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

find the right guy, stop complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

Would you mind having a little chat with those men and inform them of this. They get upset when I tell them they're shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

Repetitive Strain injuries...repetitive stain injuries are for when men routinely ignore auntie flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

find the right guy, stop complaining

I will complain as much as I like thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

find the right guy, stop complaining

Touched a nerve did she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys why don't a lot of you care if the woman cums or not??

Ha yes, I hate selfish men, thank god I don't have one.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

Did get lockjaw once.... worth it though....

And blueballs is an actual condition.

"Blue balls is a slang term[1] for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain,[2] caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male without ejaculation.[3] The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.[4] Some urologists call the condition "epididymal hypertension". The condition is not experienced by all males".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some guys think making you squirt is the pinnacle of life.... And then try to do it while performing what can only be described as a gynae exam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys why don't a lot of you care if the woman cums or not??

Ha yes, I hate selfish men, thank god I don't have one. "

I don't have one either

but there's only one or two guys I meet who actually care if I'm satisfied.. Seriously they need to teach classes or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I didn't whinge

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

find the right guy, stop complaining

Touched a nerve did she

I am very happy thank you,

some people love whinging, cant they just do something bout it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some guys think making you squirt is the pinnacle of life.... And then try to do it while performing what can only be described as a gynae exam!

too much porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys why don't a lot of you care if the woman cums or not??

Ha yes, I hate selfish men, thank god I don't have one. "

Well I don't think anyone would stay with a selfish man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

find the right guy, stop complaining

Touched a nerve did she

I am very happy thank you,

some people love whinging, cant they just do something bout it,

Yep I'll whinge about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys...

How many times a day , roughly, do you think about sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing"

Start a thread of your own!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an opinion on this and seeing i have been mentioned i would like to share! I personally believe that a true gentleman and experienced lover would make certain the lady cums and maybe achieve orgasm! But I also believe to achieve such delightful extacy you need to be open and honest by talking to each other beforehand about what turns you on sexually!

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By *ittleman300Man
over a year ago

tralee

I always give loads of time to spoil the lady,I would lick and caress for ages and make sure the lady cums first, so much more satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an opinion on this and seeing i have been mentioned i would like to share! I personally believe that a true gentleman and experienced lover would make certain the lady cums and maybe achieve orgasm! But I also believe to achieve such delightful extacy you need to be open and honest by talking to each other beforehand about what turns you on sexually!

You're very wise for someone so...middle aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 or 3 times a day roughly Spanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

What the fuck are you talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedro start an online lesson there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

What the fuck are you talking about "

Simple question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

Who u calling mental Hubert?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 or 3 times a day roughly Spanish

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thankyou plaything was going to mail you my thanks but can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating "

They must submit 3 recent reference a week in advance so as you can clarify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

Who u calling mental Hubert?"

The entire female population of the universe Yvette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys ... I hear a lot of well she has tits or she is female .....

will you really fuck anyone of the female sex ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boys ... I hear a lot of well she has tits or she is female .....

will you really fuck anyone of the female sex ??

Not anyone. There must at least be some attraction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

What the fuck are you talking about

Simple question

For a simple man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating "

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 or 3 times a day roughly Spanish

Liar

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what i didn't say for how long Pmsl

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

Did get lockjaw once.... worth it though....

And blueballs is an actual condition.

I have claimed to have blue balls many times, but can only really cite one genuine case. I was young at the time and went home with a girl after a night out. She did not want to have full sex, so there was a lot of heavy petting which would build and then eventually dissipate. As a result I experienced multiple separate erections, each one eventually dying down when the petting led nowhere

Long story short the fluid obviously did build in my balls as I experienced the most excruciating pain. Had to go to the bathroom and wack off furiously just to ease it

I feel better for sharing this. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies:

Why are ye so mental

What the fuck are you talking about

Simple question

For a simple man "

A very simple man(beast)

Who enjoys the simple things in life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

Here here sister!!! Guys on here really are not as giving as they make themselves out to be!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boys ... I hear a lot of well she has tits or she is female .....

will you really fuck anyone of the female sex ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

Did get lockjaw once.... worth it though....

And blueballs is an actual condition.

Long story short the fluid obviously did build in my balls as I experienced the most excruciating pain. Had to go to the bathroom and wack off furiously just to ease it

I feel better for sharing this. Thank you "

This! Same happened me.. Horrible pains till you have a tommy tank....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

They must submit 3 recent reference a week in advance so as you can clarify.

Ha ha this may be my only option left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform "

Haha god you made me a little horny there. I blame the hormones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform "

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Haha god you made me a little horny there. I blame the hormones

mad for the face sitting I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

Did get lockjaw once.... worth it though....

And blueballs is an actual condition.

Long story short the fluid obviously did build in my balls as I experienced the most excruciating pain. Had to go to the bathroom and wack off furiously just to ease it

I feel better for sharing this. Thank you "

Lol see I'd never leave a guy like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Haha god you made me a little horny there. I blame the hormones

mad for the face sitting I am

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform "
that's where you are going wrong,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Haha god you made me a little horny there. I blame the hormones

Oops

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform "

Man now lying down waiting.

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform that's where you are going wrong,

Yea maybe I should get up and let him talk once in a while

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Haha god you made me a little horny there. I blame the hormones

mad for the face sitting I am

Noted "

that's me being sat on. Sat!

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Man now lying down waiting.

I don't think I could take the rejection again

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Man now lying down waiting.

Is this the fella with the glow in the dark penis?

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller? "

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Man now lying down waiting.

I don't think I could take the rejection again

Rejection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys....

Can it be painful putting a condom on when your peenie ( sorry mammy never let us say the real word ) is fully erect?

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

do you not talk with the person? it would make things much easier

No we don't talk at all. I just sit on his face and expect him to perform

Man now lying down waiting.

I don't think I could take the rejection again

Rejection

Yes

weve met before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the fella with the glow in the dark penis?

It is indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be wise I may be a giving lover I may even have a very naughty imagination but all these things don't help because my mail box is still empty! Pmsl

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating "

What sort of a guys just spends 30 seconds preforming oral and thinks it's ok, maybe u should stop giving him a blow job after 30 seconds and see what he says

Mr crazy

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off "

How tall is really really??

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

What sort of a guys just spends 30 seconds preforming oral and thinks it's ok, maybe u should stop giving him a blow job after 30 seconds and see what he says

Mr crazy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys why so obsessed with anal....I may give in though

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

You deffo have been getting with the wrong fellas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this the fella with the glow in the dark penis?

It is indeed.

Your peenie glows in the dark???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys why so obsessed with anal....I may give in though

Eh have you seen your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys....

Can it be painful putting a condom on when your peenie ( sorry mammy never let us say the real word ) is fully erect?"

No surely that's when you should be putting it on

If you have excess foreskin it can be a little painful rolling it past the head area

just call me Dr.Max lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys why so obsessed with anal....I may give in though

Eh have you seen your bottom

Its how I hurt my back

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

You deffo have been getting with the wrong fellas."

You know it's the guys who say inferring with the wrong guys doing the exact same thing. I'm not saying it's everyone but in general yes

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over a year ago

"Guys why so obsessed with anal....I may give in though

Eh have you seen your bottom

Its how I hurt my back "

Ouch

Worth the effort tho

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4

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over a year ago

"Guys why so obsessed with anal....I may give in though

Eh have you seen your bottom

agreed. Although i'm not particularly obsessed with putting it there

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over a year ago

Is this the fella with the glow in the dark penis?

It is indeed.

Your peenie glows in the dark???

Why yes it does.

I should probably get it checked.

Have a look at the pictures.

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over a year ago

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

I think you're meeting the wrong men. Herself would agree (to an extent ) . And I'm not talking about myself. (No bragging here)

So how do I tell beforehand if they will spend more than 30seconds?? Seriously it's so frustrating

What sort of a guys just spends 30 seconds preforming oral and thinks it's ok, maybe u should stop giving him a blow job after 30 seconds and see what he says

Mr crazy "

I think I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find putting a condom on quite uncomfortable because of the girth of my weenie

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Guys, can those of you who are insufferable pricks really not tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find putting a condom on quite uncomfortable because of the girth of my weenie"

Pedro you're a top man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say I'm not into giving anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, can those of you who are insufferable pricks really not tell?"

I'm sure we can, but one is what one is

I'm not sure there's a remedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elfie we can all have our negatives but they balance out with our positives! Unfortunately not everyone sees those also unfortunately not all of us show our positives

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4"

That is quite tall

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4

That is quite tall "

I think it's possibly a fetish Hubert

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4

That is quite tall

I think it's possibly a fetish Hubert

U need some b-ballers lol.

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4

That is quite tall

I think it's possibly a fetish Hubert

U need some b-ballers lol."

For some double coverage and then a dunk.

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over a year ago

"Is being vertically challenged that big a deal for guys? In other words, do you cute men all wish you were taller?

I have a serious weakness for really really tall men.. And if they have a cheeky smile I'm just ripping my clothes off

How tall is really really??

Over 6'4

That is quite tall

I think it's possibly a fetish Hubert

U need some b-ballers lol."

I know! I'd be in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus I'm only 6ft 3 damn I'm titchy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do women wear so much makeup? when it doesn't enhance their look or don't need that much..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies whats it really like giving birth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies whats it really like giving birth? "

Think pushing a baby elephant through the passenger door of a mini-cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies whats it really like giving birth? "

Horrific..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do women wear so much makeup? when it doesn't enhance their look or don't need that much.."

I don't wear makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic..."

Err no. I'm not sure I get aroused by pictures full stop. I appreciate a nice or sexy pic but I don't think I've ever touched myself or played with a nipple over a pic since I was a teen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic..."

Pics of guys rarely arouse me, pics of women yes...

Weirdly I get turned on by watching gay or bi male vids

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over a year ago

"Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic...

Pics of guys rarely arouse me, pics of women yes...

Weirdly I get turned on by watching gay or bi male vids

This is the exact thing I would have wrote

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over a year ago

" You don't cum until I do

I prefer to make sure the lady has enjoyed herself before I even think of cumming. Which can be super hard with some of the sexy minxs here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic...

Err no. I'm not sure I get aroused by pictures full stop. I appreciate a nice or sexy pic but I don't think I've ever touched myself or played with a nipple over a pic since I was a teen..."

Exactly this, different with porn though

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

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What exactly is man flu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What exactly is man flu? "

The closest to death a human can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies why don't ye get being rational?....

I'll get my coat....

If we were we probably wouldn't be on here

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over a year ago

"Ladies, are you continuously aroused by visual stimulation...or really just the first time you see a new pic...

Err no. I'm not sure I get aroused by pictures full stop. I appreciate a nice or sexy pic but I don't think I've ever touched myself or played with a nipple over a pic since I was a teen...

Exactly this, different with porn though

Aye, although once I get into it I tend to listen more than watch.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"What exactly is man flu? "

Its when men are too pissweak to speak,which is never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, what do you think about to stop yourself from cumming too soon?

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

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"Men, what do you think about to stop yourself from cumming too soon? "
surfing cutting the lawn pancakes george hook marmite did i switch of emersion but dont really have to oups did i say 2 much doouh!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

We'll every lady differs n I try my best to make a lady cum . Unless she has an orgasm she won't enjoy herself n when she cums it's more enjoyable for urself too . Hopefully she will drown u in her cum .mmmm

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By *ick manMan
over a year ago

longford

"Who is guilty of this crime??

Get pedro on the job, he likes to lick for hours

Thank god for that

Jesus now why didn't I think of that

I am serious tho.. I'm not of those those lucky bitches that comes from penetrive sex and it can take a while by oral but they seem to think it takes about 30 seconds

my fuck buddy doesn't cum from penetrive sex either it takes a lot of wrist and finger work but very worth it when the see the pleasure she's getting known that it's my turn next is a bonus of course

I totally get you

Do they get lockjaw or something? Or just not know what to do? It's so frustrating. So new rule for me... You don't cum until I do

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By *own a bitMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What exactly is man flu? "

it's a life threatening condition.

it's nasty and for some reason,it usually attacks it's victims on a Monday.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

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"What exactly is man flu?

it's a life threatening condition.

it's nasty and for some reason,it usually attacks it's victims on a Monday. "

Physical or mental?

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over a year ago

Dublin

"What exactly is man flu?

it's a life threatening condition.

it's nasty and for some reason,it usually attacks it's victims on a Monday.

Physical or mental?

physical.....but it affects everybody around them mentally..because they moan so much

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over a year ago

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"What exactly is man flu?

it's a life threatening condition.

it's nasty and for some reason,it usually attacks it's victims on a Monday.

Physical or mental?

physical.....but it affects everybody around them mentally..because they moan so much

What are the worst symptoms?

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over a year ago

Dublin

"What exactly is man flu?

it's a life threatening condition.

it's nasty and for some reason,it usually attacks it's victims on a Monday.

Physical or mental?

physical.....but it affects everybody around them mentally..because they moan so much

What are the worst symptoms? "

paralysis

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Guys why don't a lot of you care if the woman cums or not??

Well it for me it's important that she comes and hopefully multiple time's

when we have played with others or just me and mrs the she flows like a fountain lol

Mr Dirty

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"A thread for asking a member of the opposite sex a question that always bugged you...

Guys, just how painful are blue balls?

never had it

I think its all made up"

I turned up to football for a match one evening while playing in the Gibraltar league, a bit late, I might add. The teams are all ready warming up, my team are circled around one of my good mates on the team. I walked up to them and said what's up lads, my friend turned to me with his cock pulled up to expose his badly bruised, swollen and very blue balls, they looked like two haggis. I was like, mate you need to go to the hospital, they're fucked. His response was, it's grand, I had a wank this morning, everything still working fine.

Found out, He'd gotten a little d*unk the weekend, brought a girl home, got out of bed, sleep walking, and pissed all over her clothes and passed out on the floor. She woke up and in fairness to her, rightly kicked him square in the nuts.

Maybe not the kind of blue balls you guys are talking about, but thanks for reminding my of that!!!

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