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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lost out on Springsteen tickets so gonna let off a bit of steam

Just call me Bruce Springsteam!

For every one diamond on here there is an awful lot of shit to wade through

Feel like Andy Dufries in the Shawshank Redemption except the poster of the beautiful girl is at the end of the river of shit and not the beginning

I love talking to genuine strangers, I love the excitement of random meets, but it does occur occasionally that there must be a better way then this. The legions of fake profiles are unreal. You're just left wondering WHY?? But perhaps worse are the cpls profiles with the ridiculous ground rules, it's exhausting to read them and one look at the pics on show usually suggests it's not quite worth the effort..we are looking for a guy who wears a size nine shoe, who can roll his tongue with a fondness for cats and pork pie hats. Fuck off..

I'm not bitter but there is a fine line between being specific because you want to meet the right people or being in some way validated by the idea that here is a sphere in which I can be selective, here I can have some power... I don't believe most of these types have any intention of meeting, for them the attraction is purely in the attention which is lacking in the outside world.

The genuinely attractive (inside and out) types are here but they must make up about 5% of the site and that is slightly sad.

Feel better now

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

We have ground rules, but their what most on here want I'm sure. Simply

Show respect

Don't be pushy

Make the effort to get to know us

Its not that difficult, and we don't feel its too much to ask for

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

patience is a virtue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL

I hear ya OP, and I love your rant!

Maybe it's just me, but is Springsteen really worth it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost out on Springsteen tickets so gonna let off a bit of steam

Just call me Bruce Springsteam!

For every one diamond on here there is an awful lot of shit to wade through

Feel like Andy Dufries in the Shawshank Redemption except the poster of the beautiful girl is at the end of the river of shit and not the beginning

I love talking to genuine strangers, I love the excitement of random meets, but it does occur occasionally that there must be a better way then this. The legions of fake profiles are unreal. You're just left wondering WHY?? But perhaps worse are the cpls profiles with the ridiculous ground rules, it's exhausting to read them and one look at the pics on show usually suggests it's not quite worth the effort..we are looking for a guy who wears a size nine shoe, who can roll his tongue with a fondness for cats and pork pie hats. Fuck off..

I'm not bitter but there is a fine line between being specific because you want to meet the right people or being in some way validated by the idea that here is a sphere in which I can be selective, here I can have some power... I don't believe most of these types have any intention of meeting, for them the attraction is purely in the attention which is lacking in the outside world.

The genuinely attractive (inside and out) types are here but they must make up about 5% of the site and that is slightly sad.

Feel better now "

Imagine in your head you are at acwedding, you approach a group of people and ask if you can buy a round of drinks.

Some will smile and say no politely, some will smile and say yes thank you...

A few feckin eejits will demand that you order them a bottle if 100 year old brandy, demand it in cut glass, demand you bow to them and pour said brandy.

Would you freakin be bothered asking????

See you got your tickets, enjoy the man

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"PMSL

I hear ya OP, and I love your rant!

Maybe it's just me, but is Springsteen really worth it?? "

It's not just you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost out on Springsteen tickets so gonna let off a bit of steam

Just call me Bruce Springsteam!

For every one diamond on here there is an awful lot of shit to wade through

Feel like Andy Dufries in the Shawshank Redemption except the poster of the beautiful girl is at the end of the river of shit and not the beginning

I love talking to genuine strangers, I love the excitement of random meets, but it does occur occasionally that there must be a better way then this. The legions of fake profiles are unreal. You're just left wondering WHY?? But perhaps worse are the cpls profiles with the ridiculous ground rules, it's exhausting to read them and one look at the pics on show usually suggests it's not quite worth the effort..we are looking for a guy who wears a size nine shoe, who can roll his tongue with a fondness for cats and pork pie hats. Fuck off..

I'm not bitter but there is a fine line between being specific because you want to meet the right people or being in some way validated by the idea that here is a sphere in which I can be selective, here I can have some power... I don't believe most of these types have any intention of meeting, for them the attraction is purely in the attention which is lacking in the outside world.

The genuinely attractive (inside and out) types are here but they must make up about 5% of the site and that is slightly sad.

Feel better now

Imagine in your head you are at acwedding, you approach a group of people and ask if you can buy a round of drinks.

Some will smile and say no politely, some will smile and say yes thank you...

A few feckin eejits will demand that you order them a bottle if 100 year old brandy, demand it in cut glass, demand you bow to them and pour said brandy.

Would you freakin be bothered asking????

See you got your tickets, enjoy the man "

True. Are you on Facebook lol

Never mentioned getting tickets anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have ground rules, but their what most on here want I'm sure. Simply

Show respect

Don't be pushy

Make the effort to get to know us

Its not that difficult, and we don't feel its too much to ask for

Tina "

I appreciate that Tina

Ignore me. The rantings of a frustrated single man, who had a bad morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PMSL

I hear ya OP, and I love your rant!

Maybe it's just me, but is Springsteen really worth it?? "

Aww man Springsteen is a true legend of 20th century music. Still going strong. Up there with Dylan with me. A more energetic likeable Dylan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PMSL

I hear ya OP, and I love your rant!

Maybe it's just me, but is Springsteen really worth it??

It's not just you "

I know. I'm straight bit Springsteen performing fire nearly turned me more than once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" patience is a virtue lol"

You're loving this. Just the kinda melt down that gets you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to get tickets for Beyonce and was refused.

They are for all the single ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to get tickets for Beyonce and was refused.

They are for all the single ladies

"

Where are these single ladies you speak of??

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By *ienDePlusCouple
over a year ago

dublin

If athletic 31 year old guys spent their time introducing athletic 31 year old females to the scene instead of complaining about the standard of couples and females here they might have a much more enjoyable time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If athletic 31 year old guys spent their time introducing athletic 31 year old females to the scene instead of complaining about the standard of couples and females here they might have a much more enjoyable time. "

Think we're all entitled to a good rant every now and then and I don't particularly want a partner involved. Just like a single woman might wish to play alone. I guess you're right that I have to deal with the consequences of that and family on my sword so to speak if only that was possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fall on my own sword

Fucking phone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa... "

Must be Bruce Forsyth you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven is watching my bruce springtein dvd while my feet wallow in my footspa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

Must be Bruce Forsyth you're talking about"

Nup....

I'm not into the gravelly voice of Bruce or the likes of Chris Rea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heaven is watching my bruce springtein dvd while my feet wallow in my footspa. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa... "

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds! "

Say that about Garth last year yes, but the boss is a genuine legend. Who would get you excited then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" patience is a virtue lol

You're loving this. Just the kinda melt down that gets you off "

Mmmmm more more more did you get my ticket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds!

Say that about Garth last year yes, but the boss is a genuine legend. Who would get you excited then?"

The Tellitubbies would be better.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Needs to be marked for rant of the year so we don't forget it in Dec

I got no fo....g tickets

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds!

Say that about Garth last year yes, but the boss is a genuine legend. Who would get you excited then?

The Tellitubbies would be better. "

I bet ud kill for Margo tickets bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds!

Say that about Garth last year yes, but the boss is a genuine legend. Who would get you excited then?

The Tellitubbies would be better.

I bet ud kill for Margo tickets bold "

Don't be shaggin ol Marge..

I'd need front row tickets to see Big Tom tho...seeing as Dermot o Leary is a big fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant to say slaggin ol Marge but seeing as it's Cj both seem equally apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this rant!!!

Somebody bought me a Brucie DVD once I have it up there with the worst presents I've ever recieved second place was a foot spa...

If he was playing in my back garden I'd pull the blinds!

Say that about Garth last year yes, but the boss is a genuine legend. Who would get you excited then?

The Tellitubbies would be better.

I bet ud kill for Margo tickets bold "

Long time fan CJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" patience is a virtue lol

You're loving this. Just the kinda melt down that gets you off

Mmmmm more more more did you get my ticket ? "

Got you a one way ticket to pleasureville you can redeem anytime

Charlie bucket would kill all four of his grandparents to get this ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" patience is a virtue lol

You're loving this. Just the kinda melt down that gets you off

Mmmmm more more more did you get my ticket ?

Got you a one way ticket to pleasureville you can redeem anytime

Charlie bucket would kill all four of his grandparents to get this ticket "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Needs to be marked for rant of the year so we don't forget it in Dec

I got no fo....g tickets "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe one of the nice single ladies on fab got hold of a spare ticket and will ask you to accompany her OP.

Although I wouldn't get your hopes up

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