FabSwingers.com forum: Insults

By *ombiker OP Man
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Just a bit of inspiration from another thread this morning.

Ireland being the land of many accents also has an many insults as accents, for instance, geebag as mentioned in an earlier thread, of course langer is a famous cork insult and also greeting ha ha. Don't forget gowel for the Limerick Clare and a bit of Cork. So let's represent your locality with a good old insult and maybe a bit of an explanation of what it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cork. Where 'i will yeah' means NO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobhead. That's Funplaything's fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntbag and moron are my current favourites.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I like fucktard.

or gowl.

or a longer one "when they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partial to fucktard too, or cumdumpster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spa. Nothing more needs to be said!!

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By *ombiker OP Man
over a year ago

the right side of the river

For the useless fuckers "ya couldn't wipe your arse without getting shite to the elbow"

Or "he couldn't tell his thumb from his dick only there is a nail on one of them"

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Fuckwit

Tina

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By *own a bitMan
over a year ago

Dublin

toe rag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Cuntbag and moron are my current favourites. "
boldy I love ya long time. hate the c word

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By *imerickboyMan
over a year ago

city

"Fuckwit

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need to insult anyone? Or is it just me that doesn't feel it's a necessity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northside Dublin : " Would you ever go an ask me bollox "

Southside Dublin : "Behave yourself Tarquin"

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Shit bag. Cunt features and arsewipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobshite"

Lol.....

A true Nordie insult, along with feck off home , your mas that thick she has ice- cream in the oven for ya

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By *es_im_marriedMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Scundered for ya!

Embarrassed for you

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Northside Dublin : " Would you ever go an ask me bollox "

Southside Dublin : "Behave yourself Tarquin" "

im from the south side and I use the go and ask my bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scundered for ya!

Embarrassed for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a neck on you for anything but soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you need to insult anyone? Or is it just me that doesn't feel it's a necessity"

Ah stop

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

fuckwit , cunt geebag arsehole dickhead are some of the ones I use. but if I stub my toe etc its fuckingcuntyarsebollox or some other combination of expletives

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By *es_im_marriedMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

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By *ombiker OP Man
over a year ago

the right side of the river

As a yank once said to me

"Ye all use a lot of profanities in ireeeeland" "but it confuses me because telling someone to fuck off seems to be friendly or a response to almost every story rather than as an insult"

A yes the old

Johnny did bla bla bla

Fooook offfff he did not did he

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

You have more neck than a giraffe

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

"Why do you need to insult anyone? Or is it just me that doesn't feel it's a necessity"

Was just thinking the same. Adults posting insults???? I thought there was an age restriction on this site. :/

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

my eyes are burning with the c word. !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in! "

Shut yur bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid the verbal zhout out to everything that went wrong from a bad pass in footi, a bad tackle, a late bus, whatever was wrong at that given moment was...

Ye durty rotten fucker

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By *es_im_marriedMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

Shut yur bake

I'll batter ya like a fish supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spa. Nothing more needs to be said!! "

Haven't heard that since primary school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

Shut yur bake

I'll batter ya like a fish supper

A friend of mine was out in Bangor one night, wee lad at the train station yelked, mrs yor so ugly ya wouldnt get a ride in a brothel...

She handed her sister her handbag then walked back and battered him like a fish supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really have to really bite my tongue when people say "There is no I in team" when try to give a motivational speech. I'm like yeah, but there is a U in cunt

Sorry letmebeyourfantasy

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By *es_im_marriedMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

Shut yur bake

I'll batter ya like a fish supper

A friend of mine was out in Bangor one night, wee lad at the train station yelked, mrs yor so ugly ya wouldnt get a ride in a brothel...

She handed her sister her handbag then walked back and battered him like a fish supper

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By *ombiker OP Man
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"I really have to really bite my tongue when people say "There is no I in team" when try to give a motivational speech. I'm like yeah, but there is a U in cunt

Sorry letmebeyourfantasy

I have heard there might be on I in team, but there is a ME if you look hard enough

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

there's no I in team but there is in captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a thick is one of my favs.. I think it's a northsider thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's no I in team but there is in captain "

Lucky for me I'm the engineer on board,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a thick is one of my favs.. I think it's a northsider thing

Shur'up Ya thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a thick is one of my favs.. I think it's a northsider thing

Shur'up Ya thick

Ur a muppet Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dopey bollox or Prick or fuckin egit

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By *own a bitMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Northside Dublin : " Would you ever go an ask me bollox "

Southside Dublin : "Behave yourself Tarquin"

im from the south side and I use the go and ask my bollox "

lol me too

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By *own a bitMan
over a year ago

Dublin

ya pox bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say I love Judge Judy , she knows how to throw a good insult . One of my favs " beauty fades , dumb is forever " ! Priceless !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuktard

Cunty-bollox.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Fuktard

Cunty-bollox."

Apples said that was a term of endearment. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking the word ' growler ' at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ya pox bottle"

That's a golden oldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

Shut yur bake

I'll batter ya like a fish supper

A friend of mine was out in Bangor one night, wee lad at the train station yelked, mrs yor so ugly ya wouldnt get a ride in a brothel...

She handed her sister her handbag then walked back and battered him like a fish supper

You sound like a right buck Alec, you're quaire rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's that ugly she would make a dildo go soft , or a priest wouldn't interfere way you .

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her."

My hubby calls that clit bang and walks around tesci asking women if they've ever tried clit bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her.

My hubby calls that clit bang and walks around tesci asking women if they've ever tried clit bang

Has he ever been arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her.

My hubby calls that clit bang and walks around tesci asking women if they've ever tried clit bang

Has he ever been arrested

Not yet

give it time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm liking the word ' growler ' at the minute "

We're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her.

My hubby calls that clit bang and walks around tesci asking women if they've ever tried clit bang

Has he ever been arrested

Not yet

give it time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a neck on you for anything but soap

Wind ur neck in!

Shut yur bake

I'll batter ya like a fish supper

A friend of mine was out in Bangor one night, wee lad at the train station yelked, mrs yor so ugly ya wouldnt get a ride in a brothel...

She handed her sister her handbag then walked back and battered him like a fish supper

You sound like a right buck Alec, you're quaire rare."

You have a face like a well chewed chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd give a headache to an aspirin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown, that's my favourite, I use it a lot haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite..stupid fecker talking shit..

"where ya born in a field!!"..people that don't know how to close doors behind them

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

You've a face like a well slapped arse,

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg,,

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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago

In and around

"my eyes are burning with the c word. !!!!"

Can't stand the C word, so that's as insulting as I go but in Oz it's nearly a term of endearment. Strange how the same word can mean such different things.

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Going to use that first one...

and pass it off as my own. ..lol

Ollie...

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

I've a long list of them which usually get me through the week. Happy to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good ole one "Gobshite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit bag. Cunt features and arsewipe

Shit bag is an aul reliable just like dick or shitehawk

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

You're the cum your mother should of swallowed

Trampoline used be called the jumpoline till u got on it

If u where any more inbread u would be a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go away out of that she's a face on her like a melted welly"

"If i wanted to listen to an Arsehole i would have farted"

I heard 2 lads in work descibe 1 of the gym bunnies .. "she's BodUgly" i had to ask what it meant .. "she's got some body on her but she's bastarding ugly"

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