FabSwingers.com forum: FAB phonetic alphabet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So myself and Mr Hottie were chatting on the phone and I was giving him details of a reservation number but instead of using the normal phonetic alphabet I used a naughtier one lol.

So we thought oh oh oh need to start a forum thread for it

So here we go:

A is for ANAL mwahahahahahahahaaa ....

Be as inventive and naughty as ye can lol

Ur turn B is for ???

xxx Mrs H

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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b is for big beautiful boosom's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is for COCK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK I cant help adding to this lol ...

So D is for DILDO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E is for EXCEPTIONALLY GORGEOUS LADIES!!! (such as those above me

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I was going to say Enema but that's just WRONG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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E is for erotic mmmmmmm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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lol mr h ...just beat me to it

F is for fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldnt have deleted that ffs LOL,

E is Defo ERECTION.

G is GANG-BANG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for HORNY AS HELL!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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I is irresistable tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J is for JK531

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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J is for JK the one and only

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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and at the same to as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's coz we're awesome!!! lol

Also, K is for KINKY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L is for Lust

and we LOVE this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for MUTUAL MASTURBATION!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N is for Naughty Nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O is for OH that's gooooooooood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P is for PUSSY

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R is for Randy

Usee, you got in just before me, but my answer was different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S is for SPANKING!!!!! oh yeah!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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T is for tarting it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V is for Vagina, and all the pleasures that go with it!! =P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U is for USEE, who brought my being a retard to my attention

Long may she remain sexy!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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w is for wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jk doesn't know his alphabet or he was so excited to shove his oar in!!

U is for unforgettable meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is for X-RATED ACTION!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for WANKER,

I'm a right wanker me. before you all get in there LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny enough Usee was in my thoughts of unforgettable meets to

x is for xray goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never said retard!!!

W is for well endowed mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuckers got there before me ffs LOL, tis shit having a slow connection grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I love when we post together

Unforgetable is right missus xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

y is for yellow knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Z is for ZOOPHILIA.

Someone had to say it, may as well have been me lmao!! I know some of you have watched it, sick sick puppies!! hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Z is for ZOOPHILIA.

Someone had to say it, may as well have been me lmao!! I know some of you have watched it, sick sick puppies!! hahahaha!!!"

I had to look this up

I am so innocent

A is for amazing adult fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We starting again? yay!!

B is for BONDAGE!!! Fuck yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We starting again? yay!!

B is for BONDAGE!!! Fuck yeah!!"

Of course we are - please tell me J you don't stop after only one round????

C is for Cumming again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We starting again? yay!!

B is for BONDAGE!!! Fuck yeah!!

Of course we are - please tell me J you don't stop after only one round????

C is for Cumming again and again

Lmao, of course not, was just taking a breather lol

D is for DOGGING. Yet to do it but will have to give it a try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E is for egotistical hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

p.s i didnt mean "the hotties"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"p.s i didnt mean "the hotties"

Sure sure lol

F is for Fisting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We starting again? yay!!

B is for BONDAGE!!! Fuck yeah!!

Of course we are - please tell me J you don't stop after only one round????

C is for Cumming again and again

Lmao, of course not, was just taking a breather lol

D is for DOGGING. Yet to do it but will have to give it a try lol"

F is for Fecking smoke breaks or Fuckin smoke breaks depending on who your with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G is for G spot or Gushing depending on who your with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

h is for the hot greedy girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
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h is for the hot greedy girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I = Indecent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

j is for just shags deep deeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"j is for just shags deep deeps

K is for KISSING mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L is for licking as in cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for MORE MORE MORE

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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N is for naked nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O = Oral (mmmmm)

"N is for naked nipples

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

P is for please sir can i have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for QUICKIE!! Sometimes ya just need one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant think of a Q one, so I'll give yas R....

The Roddy Piper

When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S is for Sadomasochism.....rawr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for Quickies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T"

The Rose Creeper

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U is for unbelievably embarrassed by my partners obscene comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V is for VERY funny naughtynakies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LOL I love how all of u got behind this thread (no pun intended - well maybe a little).....

So V is for Vixen i always thought this sounded sexy mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shite lol Nakies got in b4 me so ...

W is wanted to get in first with the V word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is for XENEROTICA

Quite a few like this on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Z is for ZIPPER.... love unzipping Mr H's jeans and ... well thats for another time mwahahahahaha

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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A is for arseholeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is for Bum slapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is for CUCUMBER, You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for DP mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E is for Every which way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F is for Fellatio!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q is for Quickies"

followed by:-

""T," The Rose Creeper, Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming."

What happened to R and S

G is for 'Gasm, short for Orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for HORNY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is for Irish

We are one sexy fuckin' nation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J is for Jiggy bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

K is for Kinky Kitty

Meowwwwwww and a little Purrrrrr as I wrap myself around you mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I had to do this one too lol there are so many L words to choose from:

LOLLY, LUSCIOUS, LEASH .....

I am gonna go with ...

L is for LEASH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for MULTIPLE SESSIONS!! mmmmmmm dirty weekends

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

N is for Naughty but Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O is for ORGY!!! Oh yesh it is indeed mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P is for Penetrate, Probe oh I could go on ... I love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I end up getting "Q" the entire time?

"P is for Penetrate, Probe oh I could go on ... I love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for queef -As Usee clearly states

I'm off the hook now

R =

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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R is for RAMPANT RABBIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S is for SEX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

T is for THIGH, THRUST, THICK etc etc ya get the picture

xxx Mrs H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U is for upskirt, for all you exhibitionists/voyeurs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V is for vulgar - not that any of us knows what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for WILLIES lovely big Willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is for X SHAPED BONDAGE CROSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Z is for ZOOSPERM

The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail - Also called sperm cell

Mwahahahahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot Y Mrs H

Y is for Younger Men, you know you love us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Z is for ZOOSPERM

The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail - Also called sperm cell

Mwahahahahahahaaa"

A is for astute as in Mrs Hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is for Biting!!

SOme very hot women on here I wanna sink my teeth into

You know who you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is for cuts left by sexy biting men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for delicious divas as in all my gurls you know who u are :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E is for ENGORGED MEMBER!!

Brought on by the likes of the 2 above me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F is for (getting nothing done because of very entertaining) FORUMS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G is for a GOOD OLD FASHIONED!! Sometimes you just need one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for HOTTIE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We feckin rule.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is for : iconolagny (sexual stimulation from pictures or statues)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J is for JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!!!

Love hearing that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

K is for K as in Ok lol esp to the above individual Rawrrrrrrrrr

xxx Mrs H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L is for LOADS I like Loads of Lots of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for MMMMMMMMM THAT FEELS GOOD!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n is for nipples and playing with them. Biting tweaking rubbing licking and sucking. I love nipples.

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By *ot2badCouple
over a year ago

drogheda

o is for open wide and say mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P is for poke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

p is for privacy (as in shagging in private rooms)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for Quiet, as in "Shhhhh, Quite, My flatmates are in the next room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R is for Raunchy Rubbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

S is for Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

LOL I couldnt help it ... I know it isnt very naughty but saying that I would love a naughty version of Mary Poppins bag - imagine ya cud pull out sexy toy after sexy toy after naughty toy

xxx Mrs H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T is for Three, the magic number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u is for underwear! Sexy underwear looks great on and even better on my bedroom floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V id for my fab Virginity lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

W is for WILLY WARMER lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is for X MARKS THE SPOT!!! played with a girl once that had an X and dotted line running to her pussy like a treasure map lmao....was awesome!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y is for YES YES YES YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Z - is for Zzzzzz - don't you dare do that on me! sleep - you get electrodes on the scrotum

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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A is for abracadabra lets do it all again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is for boner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C is for CACOETHES.... It means an insatiable desire or urge - which I seem to be overcome with lately

xxx Mrs H

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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D is for deep deep and deeper still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E is for EXOTIC LOCATIONS TO FUCK IN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F is Friends with Benefits new and old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G is for GOOD friends and very good advice xxx thanx Usee

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By (user no longer on site)
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H is for Her majesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is for INCREDIBLE ORAL SKILLS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally

J is for JJ1990

ie. Me - coz' I'm awesome

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

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K is for Killer Heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l is for last minute meets

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By (user no longer on site)
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M is for MANY HOURS OF FUN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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N is for no underwear allowed!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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O is for OMFG!!!!!!

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

P is for porn...gotta love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I always get Q ?

Q is for quest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

r is for riode e.g. God their are some riodes on here

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By (user no longer on site)
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S is for shameless

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By (user no longer on site)
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By (user no longer on site)
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T is for Titillating

(pleasantly stimulating or exciting)

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By (user no longer on site)
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U is for Undressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V is for Vulva

The best Ross (Friends) could come up when when his date requested "Talk Dirty To Me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for W/C FUN (especially at house parties) lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is for xenodochial - just like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

X is for XTATIC.... lol ok so it isnt spelt that way but i am so excited this thread got to 150 replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Y is for YOU Usee lol u beat me to X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y is for your's or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for Woman you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x is for xes, thats sex backwards, because most of us here will try sex in any which way lol

(ps sorry usee, didnt mean to hit reply privatly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"x is for xes, thats sex backwards, because most of us here will try sex in any which way lol

(ps sorry usee, didnt mean to hit reply privatly)"

It's ok I like getting mail

We're all muddled up

A is for Another go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is for back door action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/11 12:11:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is for Cum on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for Doggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

E is for ELLO ELLO and what do we have here ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F is Fucking horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

g is for "God, I am horny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for HUNG LIKE A FIELD MOUSE!!! LMFAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H is for HUNG LIKE A FIELD MOUSE!!! LMFAO!!!

I is for Ice sticks mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J is for Jelly pool mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

k is for kinky boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G is for greasy lubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for HOT SAUCE, be careful with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i is for that song "i'm going to sex you up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J is for Jackass just watched some AWESOME

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

K is for kinky...(sorry if we've had that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L is for lunatic - the one that just got his forum post pulled in the main.. Bravo I say, " hates biggots"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

M is for MISS ... as in I miss u Mr H ... 15 sleeps till ur home again wooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N is for nipples!! (.)(.)

*boobie hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"N is for nipples!! (.)(.)

*boobie hugs*"

O is for OHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes Please Lula

xxx Mrs H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"N is for nipples!! (.)(.)

*boobie hugs*

O is for OHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes Please Lula

xxx Mrs H"

P is for Can I PERV on that encounter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"N is for nipples!! (.)(.)

*boobie hugs*

O is for OHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes Please Lula

xxx Mrs H

P is for Can I PERV on that encounter?

Q is for quite possibly young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R is for rough - like a bit of rough! or playing rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s is for "shhhhiiiitttt - that feels good!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T is for TWAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U is for underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

V is for Voluptuous ..... cos i lurve curvy women xxx Mrs H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W is for Wishlist mine gets longer everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x is for x-ray vision, if only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Z is for Zingydongdingalinger - Gummy bear flavored condom LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A is for :

Ah - where's everyone gone?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

b is for behind the bike sheds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is for Cum all over my boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for doing that to the above

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By *ildOneIRLMan
over a year ago

Mid / North West

E is for having the Energy to do C over n over!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

F is for FOX although this Vixen prefers her Wolf mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G is for gushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H = Hello?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I is for INDIGO purely cos I think its such a cool word and a colour

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By *ildOneIRLMan
over a year ago

Mid / North West

J = Join in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K is for KINKY - nothing like nawty fun stuff

Oh so excited this is nearly at 200 - come on folks only a couple more letters to make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L is for lusty licking lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for

Marvellously Mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N is for NICE ONE - we made over 200 replies woooohoooo

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