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By *cltd OP   Couple
over a year ago

moira/belfast

Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer. "

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!! "

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

"

Yes if Hollywood thought me anything.....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

"

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil "

I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever click on a thread just to see what the title meant? Then it went off in unexpected ways...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil

I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ... "

No but u could roast it

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil

I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ...

No but u could roast it "

Spit roast it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil

I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ...

No but u could roast it

Spit roast it? "

Feck that, I've ordered oxygen & acetylene now, you can hold him still though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipped cream and Cucumbers!!

Who said romance is dead

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There


"Whipped cream and Cucumbers!!

Who said romance is dead "

If someone handed me whipped cream and a cucumber. I'd say "where's the strawberries and gin to go with them"? then it would start to look like a promising night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.

I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!

I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...

Vegetarian option I'd olive oil

I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ... "

Candy if CJ used rape seed oil there is more of a nutty flavour off it so you could lick that

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