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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey guys what are your views on flesjlights ? do you think they are pleasureable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jesus I can see where this is going ha ha

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare "
go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of them

I'm such a innocent

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first"

Bill seriously..im genuinely worried about you pal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first"

omg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first

Bill seriously..im genuinely worried about you pal!! "

Obviously a tested method

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first

Bill seriously..im genuinely worried about you pal!!

Obviously a tested method "

Apparently not that I'd know if u put the liver in a jar it feels tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are brill, slightly different feeling than pussy but once it feels nice does it matter/Also can make you last ages I use mine up to 6hrs letting it build up then go back down its so intense. I couldn't live without mine now but yes nothing still like the feel of a real woman the original fleshlight is the best the rest are rubbish the ass ones etc..... use water based lube and as it dries after a while or gels spit on it or add a lil water to get it slippy again - amazing !!

Judge, comment and slate me away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What' happened the apple pie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they are brill, slightly different feeling than pussy but once it feels nice does it matter/Also can make you last ages I use mine up to 6hrs letting it build up then go back down its so intense. I couldn't live without mine now but yes nothing still like the feel of a real woman the original fleshlight is the best the rest are rubbish the ass ones etc..... use water based lube and as it dries after a while or gels spit on it or add a lil water to get it slippy again - amazing !!

Judge, comment and slate me away "

Why would someone judge you !!

Women use toys for pleasure, so why can't men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first"

Don't forget, after heating, one must place said liver in a jar and firmly lodge between the mattress and bed.

Hey presto!!!!

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By *onny26IrishMan
over a year ago

cork

I have a porn star modelled fleshlight, I pour Boiled water down the sleeve insert and empty it fully (be safe not to get burned) just to get it nice and warm. Lube is definitely needed also but when it's hands free there a great masterbation tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Course theyre pleasurable but not as good as the real thing...you can buy a vag or ass one (or both) that have been replicated by Annika Allbrite.

I also know a guy who wouldnt waste his money on them, he said the cushions on the back of his leather couch do the same thing.....the dirty mare go to butchers buy 3lb of liver..gently heat till warm not hot mind u....then cut a slit in it and hey presto....youve scored....added bonus is u can fry it and it when finished....remember to clean it out first

Bill seriously..im genuinely worried about you pal!! "

So am I worried about him dose he work in a butchers shop selling stuffed liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a big fan of male sex toys, for one simple reason. If I was lucky enough to be invited into a young lady's bed and I happened to come across a vibrator or dildo, I would be extremely turned on, I'd be like,

"Girl knows how to get down, we are gonna have some fun tonight"

but if I was lucky enough to have a young lady in my bed and she happened to find a fake vagina stuffed under my pillow, present company excelled, I'd be branded a freak, a weirdo.

I get called a sexual deviant quiet a lot, but draw the line at freak and weirdo..... :p

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