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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women bang on so much about us men not putting the seat down when we are finished, but yet ye never put it bk up when ye're finished!!!!!!!!! #firstworldproblems

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

And there was I thinking (hoping) the first word of this post would be 'sniffing'.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gross....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

The ring of the toilet seat is the queen of the ensemble of the said toilet seat. Without it theres just a lid.

The lid is the cock and the ring is the pussy. Please be mindful of that in future

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up...

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up... "

If yer arse gets stuck maybe it's the size of it that's the real prob here

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up... "

Worse than that is when they put the seat and lid down, and you realise too late....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up...

If yer arse gets stuck maybe it's the size of it that's the real prob here"

Too small I know, if it were wider I wouldn't plop in there from the beginning. Maybe I should eat more chocolate...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up...

Worse than that is when they put the seat and lid down, and you realise too late...."

Oh I know that one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sprinkle when you tinkle..please be sweet , and lift the seat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you sprinkle when you tinkle..please be sweet , and lift the seat... "

Reminds me of a movie with jack nicholson were he is a werewolf marking his territory.

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By *ibertine-xWoman
over a year ago

myob

I would prefer to be in charge of the lifting and replacing of the toilet seat. Then I know they are not just pretending to lift and just tinkling all over it.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Nothing worse than going to the toilet in the middle of the night, half asleep, not switching on the light and your arse gets stuck in the toilet because the fella left the seat up...

Worse than that is when they put the seat and lid down, and you realise too late...."

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I agree how had is it to put the seat up when they finish ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many other items with lids do you leave the lid up/off when finished eh boys?

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