FabSwingers.com forum: Profile turnoffs

By *vsnikki OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

I am looking at a profile.

They have been on Fab a while. Good

They want to meet a TV Great

They can accommodate Super

They have kinky interests. Fantastic

Getting to the text. I read "Fill in later" Its 11 months FFS Every thing in my pants goes floppy

What turns you off about some profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys cock pics on the toilet like really!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close ups of gaping vaginas and dripping cocks -ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would agree with Goldie. I'd also add in, ridiculous status updates. Like....I need a big cock for some serious fucking. What is that? What is a 'serious' fuck? Another of my favourites are the 'my FB wants another guy to join us', well that's great. Get your FB to create a profile like the rest of us and let's see him. Assholes! Same eejits that complain about their safety and seeing face pics first. Does a guy not consider his own safety?

Another thing is big dirty assholes!! Ones that look like they've had shite rubbed around them, cheeks spread!! I don't want to see that. I don't get turned on by a dirty back side. Go have a shower, release your cheeks and sit down please. I also like a horny girl, but slutty profiles just turn me off. Stay classy peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on funcompany ha...some if the photos on this are just ..what do they think when they take it ,clean up have a wash ,and that other point what about a blokes safety ,what ever bloke on this is a raving lunatic,and there are way to many negative people on this ,its a sex site stop getting high up on ridiculous things ,and guys dont message girls.just asking for a fuck straight away ,put an effort into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would agree with Goldie. I'd also add in, ridiculous status updates. Like....I need a big cock for some serious fucking. What is that? What is a 'serious' fuck? Another of my favourites are the 'my FB wants another guy to join us', well that's great. Get your FB to create a profile like the rest of us and let's see him. Assholes! Same eejits that complain about their safety and seeing face pics first. Does a guy not consider his own safety?

That's me out so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out so

Actually quite like yours. Photos are great. Just the bit about your hubby occasionally joining in. If so, get his details up there!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I find hypocrisy on profiles irritating. eg "no one liners from guys" yet they send one liners to women iv seen it 100s of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another ones that really do my head in is "no face pic = no reply dont waste your time" yet no a single pic on profile !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned off by no profile pictures, hate that, oh and also the "fill in later" bit. Something that kinda gets to me as me is "non smokers,non drinkers, I just start to think is these guys reformed drinkers or just born again and saved, so when ya ask them why the don't drink the reply "lol lol of course we drink but not often lol lol" feck it like they have lied before we got started.... Right that's my rant, time for bed, white line's to chase later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind. "

Haha they obviously want to meet anyone and aren't been honest. Any advice for my profile to change? I find people don't open messages as opposed to not reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be the annoying ass licking updates for me. Especially when it's a different profile every hour

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

people who feel the need to tell everyone tru status updates,how much mail ther geting

use ur mail filters if it is getin non manageable

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind. "

Ooh that one is annoying or people who's profile states that they are fit and athletic and want to meet the same and then message us wanting to meet?? So annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chavvy, skangery profiles.

Let's keep it classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Ooh that one is annoying or people who's profile states that they are fit and athletic and want to meet the same and then message us wanting to meet?? So annoying!"

You underestimate yourself

I've seen you party your neither lazy or unfit

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Very hairy cock pics. Gaping arses. Toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic usernames turn me off. Guys with stupid names like 'idfuckanyfanny' just make me delete the mail instantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that deliberately insult other members, a real turn off.

I remember a couple who stated on their profile that they did not entertain people from housing estates

They got such a slating that they retracted and apologised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graphic usernames turn me off. Guys with stupid names like 'idfuckanyfanny' just make me delete the mail instantly. "

So 'popacockinsideyourbutthole' would be ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graphic usernames turn me off. Guys with stupid names like 'idfuckanyfanny' just make me delete the mail instantly.

So 'popacockinsideyourbutthole' would be ok?

Seeing as you asked so nicely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy balls.. No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graphic usernames turn me off. Guys with stupid names like 'idfuckanyfanny' just make me delete the mail instantly.

So 'popacockinsideyourbutthole' would be ok?

Seeing as you asked so nicely..

I can feel a name change coming soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who only want to meet others that are verified by meets...how are you supposed to get verified then if they won't meet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that lie about their height or body type.

Profiles that say they won't meet smokers but claim it's not an issue when you point it out.

Single male profile with pics that they're not in. Saw one recently, the only part of him that was in it was the cum on the lady's tits

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Ooh that one is annoying or people who's profile states that they are fit and athletic and want to meet the same and then message us wanting to meet?? So annoying!

You underestimate yourself

I've seen you party your neither lazy or unfit "

thanks peachy you are too sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind. "

Half the time I honestly think that's just because they never ticked the box when setting up the profile

Tomcat

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Negative profiles with endless 'don't' lists and boring ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity....I move right on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....plus short fat cocks

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....plus short fat cocks

Sorry

What about fat cocks in shorts??

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm not a fan of profiles that are full of agro.

Won't meet this or that. If you do this you'll be instantly blocked. If you say that you'll be blocked. Won't tolerate XYZ.

But I'm really easy going, _aid back and fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Half the time I honestly think that's just because they never ticked the box when setting up the profile

Tomcat"

Ya I guess a few unobservant people do alright. Anyway it's not as annoying as the other two I mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Half the time I honestly think that's just because they never ticked the box when setting up the profile

Tomcat"

You're probably right but few change it when you point it out

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Half the time I honestly think that's just because they never ticked the box when setting up the profile

Tomcat

You're probably right but few change it when you point it out"

Woooooo!!!

love the pic missus!!!its about time too!!

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

NAAS

The following bugs me a little

Verified Only

Face Pics Attached or you'll be blocked ;-(

This only annoys me when the person has no pics up themselves but has 1096 demands lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"The following bugs me a little

Verified Only

Face Pics Attached or you'll be blocked ;-(

This only annoys me when the person has no pics up themselves but has 1096 demands lol "

I have 1097.... cant you count!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that message me saying they won't meet smokers yet when I point out that I do, they say its ok, they don't mind.

Half the time I honestly think that's just because they never ticked the box when setting up the profile

Tomcat

You're probably right but few change it when you point it out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that know the wife n can't keep a secret

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Da txt spk

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Pics with piles of washing/clothes in the background

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Da txt spk

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Pics with piles of washing/clothes in the background

I've never understood this, why spend all that time getting the perfect pose perfect light etc etc and not bother tidying the crap on the floor?? The mind boggles

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Da txt spk

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Pics with piles of washing/clothes in the background

I've never understood this, why spend all that time getting the perfect pose perfect light etc etc and not bother tidying the crap on the floor?? The mind boggles"

Ones that Won't meet Smokers... but will.

Those that Can't accom and can't travel but don't want to meet near home.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Love this profile!!!

Woman looking for women..

I am a ** year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet women...

Looking For

Men

Aged from 25 to 35 only

... and verified by a man!!!

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By *ifted guyMan
over a year ago

North side of tyne

One cpl on here won't meet ppl who's on the dole

Ok for them to be wealthy eh?

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"One cpl on here won't meet ppl who's on the dole

Ok for them to be wealthy eh?"

Just jealous that they can't meet anytime!!

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

NAAS

Thank fluff I've ticked all those boxes , Miss Fussy Pants x

Have a lovely weekend; -)

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By *oandWexCouple
over a year ago

arklow

I (mrs wex) was actually reading a profile last night "cant travel, cant accomodate and.dont do hotel meets" well now i am sorry but a mininmum effort has to be put in!!!.

And another one which is personal so dont slate me. I find big hairy pussys a real turn off.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"new to this" but joined over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics on profile. Bubye.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Two words on the profile 'Just ask'. No, I won't, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that are looking to meet men but they have all men blocked from mailing them....what's the point of that

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Women that are looking to meet men but they have all men blocked from mailing them....what's the point of that "

Some women actually like to contact men themselves and not be bombarded by countless one liner mails and cock pics, imagine that! Shocking I know.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

"Some women actually like to contact men themselves and not be bombarded by countless one liner mails and cock pics, imagine that! Shocking I know. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not my fault my sexy hot talented man is 10 years older than me lol

Resulting in US being out of a lot of profiles age preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that are looking to meet men but they have all men blocked from mailing them....what's the point of that "

It is called intelligent thinking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am looking at a profile.

They have been on Fab a while. Good

They want to meet a TV Great

They can accommodate Super

They have kinky interests. Fantastic

Getting to the text. I read "Fill in later" Its 11 months FFS Every thing in my pants goes floppy

What turns you off about some profiles?"
Some people like to write their life stories and some people are quite happy to write very little. Not wort getting your knickers in a twist over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am looking at a profile.

They have been on Fab a while. Good

They want to meet a TV Great

They can accommodate Super

They have kinky interests. Fantastic

Getting to the text. I read "Fill in later" Its 11 months FFS Every thing in my pants goes floppy

What turns you off about some profiles? Some people like to write their life stories and some people are quite happy to write very little. Not wort getting your knickers in a twist over."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ego. If the profile owner comes across as having an ego from their profile text, their status or even their forums I just wanna scream your a bloody twat. Unattractive to say the least.

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ego. If the profile owner comes across as having an ego from their profile text, their status or even their forums I just wanna scream your a bloody twat. Unattractive to say the least.

Tomcat "

Aw do it for just one day Tomcat!! Or even an hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that are looking to meet men but they have all men blocked from mailing them....what's the point of that

Some women actually like to contact men themselves and not be bombarded by countless one liner mails and cock pics, imagine that! Shocking I know. "

Yep, my sentiments exactly. Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox is open ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day, you just can't please everyone...

There's always something that someone doesn't like about other profiles and think their own is flawless.

Get over it and don't dwell on things that aren't worth a second thought.

Personally I hate the 'Sidney University' thing, but I don't hold grudges against anyone who uses it...

Have fun peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ego. If the profile owner comes across as having an ego from their profile text, their status or even their forums I just wanna scream your a bloody twat. Unattractive to say the least.

Tomcat "

Half the bloody site then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"At the end of the day, you just can't please everyone...

I've no intention to do so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles that proclaim "I Don't do drama" Yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One cpl on here won't meet ppl who's on the dole

Ok for them to be wealthy eh?"

Could be the couple who don`t meet those from housing estates

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Profiles that want face pics in the first message.

Not gonna happen from me. Next!

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Hilarious and so true!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Da txt spk

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Pics with piles of washing/clothes in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys sticking their arses at the camera

Untidy dirty bedrooms

Weird objects hanging out of lady gardens

Men with hairy bits that look like a groin wig

hahaha the list is endless

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Boys sticking their arses at the camera

Untidy dirty bedrooms

Weird objects hanging out of lady gardens

Men with hairy bits that look like a groin wig

hahaha the list is endless

But my arse is my best feature, I gotta play to my strengths!

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By *lueeyedboy1965Man
over a year ago

southport/Birkdale

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbing cliffs naked is apparently a turn off

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By *exytvlegsTV/TS
over a year ago

North co dublin Ireland

I don't like where it says with meet tv/cd and you message the don't answer even to say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boys sticking their arses at the camera

Untidy dirty bedrooms

Weird objects hanging out of lady gardens

Men with hairy bits that look like a groin wig

hahaha the list is endless

But my arse is my best feature, I gotta play to my strengths!"

Ahhh I'm talking about the big gapy hairy ones lol

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