FabSwingers.com forum: Let's vent!

By *es_im_married OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Since my last post was mistaken for a vent/whine lets have fun and get rid of some frustration and start the weekend right!

The rules are you can vent whatever you want and no one can comment on it!

I hate inconsiderate bastards that take up two parking spaces.

There I've said it and I feel better!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

can I vent over something ....

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By *es_im_married OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

You can vent over anything!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

toile paper. if you use the last of it replace it with another one .

empty cartoons from the fridge why put them back in fridge it's empty....

and wet towels why throw them on a bed .........

good feel better already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working.... I just want to retire at 33 lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

The weather, i complain all the time about it and dunno why, its not like i can change it

Opening a bursting wardrobe of clothes and saying ive nothing to wear, like seriously girl, get a grip!!!

And lastly, whoever the swine was that invented high heels, can i be left in a room with him for 10 minutes so i can poke his eyes out!!

Ahhhhh.... thats better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd socks,like where the feck do the others end up !!!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Since my last post was mistaken for a vent/whine lets have fun and get rid of some frustration and start the weekend right!

The rules are you can vent whatever you want and no one can comment on it!

I hate inconsiderate bastards that take up two parking spaces.

There I've said it and I feel better! "

sometimes i take 2 spaces cause im sick of awkward feckers opening doors against my fancy car

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I started a whole thread ranting about the property market, politicians etc. That'll do me for today, so where's the fun?

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

People driving with rear fog lights on when there is a clear sky, and then clowns driving with no lights on when its lashing out and it's dull

Mr crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when people moan about other people's dos and donts on their profiles.

If you don't match someone's profile,don't moan like a little child,move onto the next profile and the next and the next till you find one suitable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fly all the way to the Eternal City and you forget your Audrey Hepburn sunglasses.

"Caffé signore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started a whole thread ranting about the property market, politicians etc. That'll do me for today, so where's the fun? "

..seek..and ye shall find..

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

When you phone a business and option 1 to 6 doesn't suite your query and its not possible to speak to a human... Grrrr

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I started a whole thread ranting about the property market, politicians etc. That'll do me for today, so where's the fun?

..seek..and ye shall find..

Come here sexy fella, I'd like to pinch that ass!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

People that stand in the middle of escalators and look at me as if I'm the weirdo when I'm walking up and have to ask them more than once to step to one side. Those things move way too slowly for me.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"When you phone a business and option 1 to 6 doesn't suite your query and its not possible to speak to a human... Grrrr"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that stand in the middle of escalators and look at me as if I'm the weirdo when I'm walking up and have to ask them more than once to step to one side. Those things move way too slowly for me.

Just mention it's not a fairground ride...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fools walking looking at their phones instead of watching where the are going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I mistakenly use red bull and not water in my coffee and I'm half way to work doing 50 mph and discover I've forgotten my car.

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I laughed out loud at all of them cos i can relate to them all. Esp the red bull and coffee...its awful when then u dont have ur car for going home and the redbull has worn off...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Flat earthers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks!!! My daughter has twelve odd socks in her draw

I didn't even know she had that many pairs !!

Frozen has a lot to answer for!!

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Socks!!! My daughter has twelve odd socks in her draw

I didn't even know she had that many pairs !!

Frozen has a lot to answer for!!"

Just let it go...-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fookers that talk at the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One size fits all, what genius came up with that?!

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By *es_im_married OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Someone who cuts the queue WHO DOES THAT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv soaps

Mind numbing tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fookers that talk at the cinema

Or spend the whole time texting/twitting/ updating their facebook! Don't they know the screen is lit up and we can hear the keystrokes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking up the street Tuesday morning past my local post office which has two disabled parking spots. A guy and his partner pull up and taking one the spots.

No big deal until both got out, very able bodied and walked towards me, I was splitting thenm with looks at this point and then to make matters worse the woman suddenly turns around, runs back to the car and put a disability badge inside the window. Now having family members who actually need to use this very parking spots I have to say I was furious. I assume they have no shame and brass balls so I just called them a cheeky pair of fuckers as them walked up to me. Both kept there heads down and kept walking. A holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working.... I just want to retire at 33 lol "

Im wining euro millions tonight im retiring at 29 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear gym clothes who clearly have never seen the inside of a gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People standing at traffic lights button already pressed.. Then continuously pressing it thinking it will speed up the green man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat earthers."

A friend of mine, super intelligent guy is a member of a Flat Earth Society...

Am exhausted ranting at him

Homophobes, could rant all day about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One size fits all, what genius came up with that?!

They're a liar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Im laughing here to myself at the posts... theyre great craic, its amazing that stupid things in life can irritate most of us

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

Fuckers that indicate to go right at a roundabout but go straight on boil my piss !!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I hate it when idiots press the green man button when they aren't going to use the crossing!! ...they just walk on while I end up sitting at the red light. Watching them. .trying to figure out is it grounds for gbh...

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"I hate it when idiots press the green man button when they aren't going to use the crossing!! ...they just walk on while I end up sitting at the red light. Watching them. .trying to figure out is it grounds for gbh...

Very annoying, as far as I'm aware you can proceed through the lights at a pedestrian crossing with caution if there's nobody using it

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Very annoying, as far as I'm aware you can proceed through the lights at a pedestrian crossing with caution if there's nobody using it

I was more thinking of mounting the pavement and running them over. .no?

Mrs S

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

Very annoying, as far as I'm aware you can proceed through the lights at a pedestrian crossing with caution if there's nobody using it

I was more thinking of mounting the pavement and running them over. .no?

Mrs S"

I can't see anything wrong with that at all, just don't damage your bumper when you clatter them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshites!!! Gobshites EVERYWHERE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies on here who expect wined and dined

It's a boyfriend your looking love

Don't get me wrong I am not shy when it comes to paying for stuff.. But I don't like to be told it's the conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the leisure center specifically for a steam and the steam room is broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who park at Petrol pumps ( normally women) who then go and do their weekly shopping without moving the bloody car !!!!!!!!

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

The outside lane is for overtaking, not sitting at 70 and staying there because you feel like it. For fucksake!! more your asses back to the inside lane you inconsiderate dim whits.

Really sorry but it's my pet hate on motorways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspension bending speedbumps and potholes

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending your time writing a message that's not just (do you wanna fuck) and not even getting a no thanks message back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that the very second you put a car in reverse some prick will walk behind you.. The VERY SECOND!!! That boils my blood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding the shampoo bottle is empty when ur in the shower ,now that really grinds my gears !!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Very annoying, as far as I'm aware you can proceed through the lights at a pedestrian crossing with caution if there's nobody using it

I was more thinking of mounting the pavement and running them over. .no?

Mrs S

I can't see anything wrong with that at all, just don't damage your bumper when you clatter them

Will do my best lol..

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Very annoying, as far as I'm aware you can proceed through the lights at a pedestrian crossing with caution if there's nobody using it

I was more thinking of mounting the pavement and running them over. .no?

Mrs S

I can't see anything wrong with that at all, just don't damage your bumper when you clatter them

Will do my best lol..

Awe...Someone sounds tired.... or hungry?

Need a nap...or a wee sandwiche Mrs S?

You should use those 30 stationery seconds to inhale for ten....hold for ten...then relese slowly...

Ollie

(Yeah, Apples is still insisting i sign my texts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MONEY.....the worlds greatest vice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest people who ask you a question, knowing full well what the answer is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who discuss rugby and have no clue what they're talking about!! There's going to be a few in the next few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that I'm nearly 40, what the fuck is that about? Where exactly did my years go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cynics

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Cars turning right who don't enter the junction when the lights go green but wait back at the stop line in the hope that they'll get an arrow at some point. Similarly cars turning right who wait back outside the yellow box! Aaarrgh!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

On a similar note, people who drive with their foglights on when there's no fog. It's especially annoying if the road is wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur an arse for doin that

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

im tall and have drove some really small cars i had a barbrus smart car it had lots of leg room lol

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

On a similar note, people who drive with their foglights on when there's no fog. It's especially annoying if the road is wet.

Totally agree Michael. This one should be penalty point offence.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Oh and people who think mass and dropping kids to school means parking laws don't apply.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

On a similar note, people who drive with their foglights on when there's no fog. It's especially annoying if the road is wet.

Totally agree Michael. This one should be penalty point offence."

I think they should be flogged

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"People that talk through a movie

Daft fookers that don't turn their headlights on in a fog

Seeing extremely tall people driving extremely small cars ( like wtf?? Buy one that suits ur height ffs)

People that bite their nails and spit them boils my blood

Tina

On a similar note, people who drive with their foglights on when there's no fog. It's especially annoying if the road is wet.

Totally agree Michael. This one should be penalty point offence.

I think they should be flogged"

In the public square lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Oh and people who think mass and dropping kids to school means parking laws don't apply. "

I could fill a whole thread with school run issues!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Round abouts with traffic lights

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

People who park at the pumps and do not buy fuel and just go into the shop for something else.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

people constantly going on about porn cinemas

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"people constantly going on about porn cinemas

And looking for meringues lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"people constantly going on about porn cinemas

And looking for meringues lol

or those that mail in the middle of the night looking for meringues they are the worse lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"people constantly going on about porn cinemas

And looking for meringues lol

or those that mail in the middle of the night looking for meringues they are the worse lol"

Imagine!! ....who would do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people constantly going on about porn cinemas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow.....just snow...

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

People who do nt know how to use roundabouts....grrrrrrr

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Opposite parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bloody 'good morning' threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those bloody 'good morning' threads."

Grumpy Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who do nt know how to use roundabouts....grrrrrrr"

We have adverts on telly down here to show is the finer points of roundabout usage... yes, it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving to slow on the motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People you make the time for and cancel at the last min ( non fab related rant! )

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"People who do nt know how to use roundabouts....grrrrrrr

We have adverts on telly down here to show is the finer points of roundabout usage... yes, it's true."

It is true. In Ireland we actually don't believe what people indicate on roundabouts because it's so few know how to use them.

Also anyone driving on their own on provisional licence should have their vehicle taken off them on the spot. Are they actually insured if they have an accident or are they immediately responsible. I laughed last year when N plates rules were to be enforced when we can't even enforce L plate ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate when a guy mails you about 50.times then same mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate when a guy mails you about 50.times then same mail."

What do you love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was walking up the street Tuesday morning past my local post office which has two disabled parking spots. A guy and his partner pull up and taking one the spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't agree more that winds me up no end !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who wear gym clothes who clearly have never seen the inside of a gym."

so true you see them everyday, and not very flattering either !!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Couldn't agree more that winds me up no end !!!"

I couldnt agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that only happened in my house and that men was only to blame but it's not as women do it too lol

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"People who wear gym clothes who clearly have never seen the inside of a gym.

so true you see them everyday, and not very flattering either !!

To be fair a lot of people who have never flown a plane wear bomber jackets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Odd socks,like where the feck do the others end up !!!"

I have 2 pairs of identical odd socks, 1 black one and one grey one in each.....what are the chances of that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when I see taxis parked in disability spaces in aldi gets on my nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugggh ... Mother in laws ..

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