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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's gray, large and doesn't really matter??

An irrelephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's gray, large and doesn't really matter??

An irrelephant

Gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead

Time to quit your day job

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

What does a snowman eat for breakfast ? Snowflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead

Time to quit your day job

Have you heard about the three holes in the ground filled with water?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

What's the difference in a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude."

Its only a joke lad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all. "

Comedy is subjective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Noel Edmonds..send me 50 grand or ill tell everyone you pulled me off backstage on swapshop...

....deal or no deal???...

.(now...THAT's.....bad taste..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective."

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste. "

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes. "

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/01/16 00:18:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat"

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teacher asked the classroom can anyone tell me Robin Hoods girlfriend ?

Little paddy raises his hand and says, it's Trudy Glen miss

No paddy says the teacher it's Maid Marion..

But Miss, what about the song??

Robin Hood Robin Hood, Riding Trudy Glen?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"A teacher asked the classroom can anyone tell me Robin Hoods girlfriend ?

Little paddy raises his hand and says, it's Trudy Glen miss

No paddy says the teacher it's Maid Marion..

But Miss, what about the song??

Robin Hood Robin Hood, Riding Trudy Glen?

Im in fits of laughter here!!!!!

... bloody brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

johnny and mick were walking home when they came across ann who had a bicycle with a puncture . CAN YE HELP LADS ? asked ann , so mick set about repairing the puncture . Ann was very greatful , and told the 2 lads they could have anything they wanted in return as she started to take off her knickers . Mick hopped on the bike and cycled off and when johnny caught up with him mick said he took the bike cos the knickers would never fit him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a bar with a piece of tar under his arm. Goes up to the counter and says

"Barman can I have a pint of Guinness.............and one for the road"

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

What does the six sense and the titanic have in common??

Icy dead people

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Two cows standing in a field. One says moooo. The other says "fuck it, I was just about to say that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off.... why???

Cos the little moron was a little more on

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym."

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind."

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

but of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved

Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved

Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them

Ohhhh dirty

I loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at the races with an ex and we backed a horse called My Face. The looks we got when she started screaming Cum on MY FACE!!!!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved

Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them

Ohhhh dirty

I loves it

are clothes optional?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads

. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?

I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved

Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them

Ohhhh dirty

I loves it

are clothes optional?

What clothes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind."

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to open these crisps quietly.

Some say slower is better, others say fast.

But most are saying "Show some damn respect, this is a funeral."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying to open these crisps quietly.

Some say slower is better, others say fast.

But most are saying "Show some damn respect, this is a funeral."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha"

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

whats big , green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you ???

a snooker table

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up

well not quite kissed but I like his style haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr got banned from B&Q, some bloke in an orange apron cane up and asked him if he wanted decking...

Luckily he got the first punch in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up

well not quite kissed but I like his style haha"

Must say that was the funniest joke so far

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up

well not quite kissed but I like his style haha

Must say that was the funniest joke so far

you got tickles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all.

Comedy is subjective.

Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.

OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.

there are bad jokes and there's being atwat

You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.

indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.

Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?

are moobs gains?

You two need to get a room

Would you care to join us for a MMF?

just became my best bud on FAB hahaha

Haha good lad it's all fun and b

anter

Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up

well not quite kissed but I like his style haha

Must say that was the funniest joke so far

you got tickles?"

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.

She's got a point, I suppose...

I work in a hammer factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even remotely cool dude.

Its only a joke lad.

It wasn't funny. At all. "

I thought it was hilarious...observational comedy at it's best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyhow.....bad jokes.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I've never heard a vitamin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woody loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"woody loves me

Talk about a whore and look who shows up??

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