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What cheers you up in times like this?
Even hot polish ladies with coffee aren't helping  | |||
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"Kaizer is a moaning Michael today as grumpiness grabs the Manbeast by the testes
What cheers you up in times like this?
Even hot polish ladies with coffee aren't helping "A message from me usually cheers you right up 
I feel your pain today, flu is making my life miserable at the moment. | |||
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"Michael is never a moaning Michael and takes umbrage at Kaizer suggesting that he is "U moaned out load when u stood on the matlock  | |||
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"Chocolate Cake "It's international chocolate cake day today  | |||
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"Chocolate Cake
It's international chocolate cake day today "I've one in the oven (a chocolate cake that is ) | |||
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"Chocolate Cake
It's international chocolate cake day today
I've one in the oven (a chocolate cake that is )"Good clarification there I was just starting to see u on a bbc | |||
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"Kaizer is a moaning Michael today as grumpiness grabs the Manbeast by the testes
What cheers you up in times like this?
Even hot polish ladies with coffee aren't helping "You need a big Geordie bear hug | |||
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"Michael is never a moaning Michael and takes umbrage at Kaizer suggesting that he is "Haha please refrain from any umbrage  | |||
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"Kaizer is a moaning Michael today as grumpiness grabs the Manbeast by the testes
What cheers you up in times like this?
Even hot polish ladies with coffee aren't helping
A message from me usually cheers you right up
I feel your pain today, flu is making my life miserable at the moment. "Usually | |||
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"Kaizer is a moaning Michael today as grumpiness grabs the Manbeast by the testes
What cheers you up in times like this?
Even hot polish ladies with coffee aren't helping
You need a big Geordie bear hug"Is it true they are the best brand of hugs? | |||
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"Chocolate Cake
It's international chocolate cake day today
I've one in the oven (a chocolate cake that is )
Good clarification there I was just starting to see u on a bbc "I wish Cj  | |||
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"Chocolate Cake
It's international chocolate cake day today
I've one in the oven (a chocolate cake that is )
Good clarification there I was just starting to see u on a bbc
I wish Cj "And then u put up that avatar Now my day is truly fooked | |||
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"Chocolate Cake
It's international chocolate cake day today
I've one in the oven (a chocolate cake that is )
Good clarification there I was just starting to see u on a bbc
I wish Cj
And then u put up that avatar Now my day is truly fooked "It is a bit special, isn't it.. | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom "Maybe she dumped the fella?? | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom "And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it  | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom
And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it "She's real aka standing right in front of Kaizer with a hot beverage and a hotter derriere  | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom
And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it
She's real aka standing right in front of Kaizer with a hot beverage and a hotter derriere "Thread carefully Kaizer gordie is mighty fine but a red head | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom
And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it
She's real aka standing right in front of Kaizer with a hot beverage and a hotter derriere
Thread carefully Kaizer gordie is mighty fine but a red head "She is armed with the Geordie hug | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown "It depends where this slap is applied! | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!"If this is making u smile then anywhere u want | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want "Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER" Pwetty pwease  | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom
And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it
She's real aka standing right in front of Kaizer with a hot beverage and a hotter derriere
Thread carefully Kaizer gordie is mighty fine but a red head
She is armed with the Geordie hug"I think we need to compare these superpowers - thunderkiss vs bearhug | |||
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"Hot polish Barista has offered the Kaizer free coffee....boom
And that beats a Geordie bear hug does it
She's real aka standing right in front of Kaizer with a hot beverage and a hotter derriere
Thread carefully Kaizer gordie is mighty fine but a red head
She is armed with the Geordie hug
I think we need to compare these superpowers - thunderkiss vs bearhug "No lady can fight the TK once it's in full flight  | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease "Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it Put ur big girl pants on | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on "They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants "Now that would turn my frown around hahahaha | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants "It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
Now that would turn my frown around hahahaha "Aw yeah laugh at the big lump in the ridiculously tight pants | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out "Do my balls look big in this? | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out
Do my balls look big in this? "Lol you may ask the Polish barista! | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out
Do my balls look big in this?
Lol you may ask the Polish barista! "And cause an accident in the workplace | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out
Do my balls look big in this?
Lol you may ask the Polish barista!
And cause an accident in the workplace "lol if you flash her and she pours hot coffee over you then you might get a freebie! (Coffee that is!) | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out
Do my balls look big in this?
Lol you may ask the Polish barista!
And cause an accident in the workplace
lol if you flash her and she pours hot coffee over you then you might get a freebie! (Coffee that is!) "Kaizer was more concerned about her scalding her perfect sallow skin | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out "If she's a barista she'll be used to burning herself on hot pipes! | |||
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"How about a slap ... Just to shift that frown
It depends where this slap is applied!
If this is making u smile then anywhere u want
Across the face and yell "SNAP OUTTA IT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER"
Pwetty pwease
Ur damn right ur going to snap outta it
Put ur big girl pants on
They shrunk in the wash, they are now little hot pants
It's the hot pants that has you by the testes then!! Take em off!! going commando will sort you out
If she's a barista she'll be used to burning herself on hot pipes! "The thought of her getting a 3rd degree burn makes Kaizer cry a bit on the inside | |||
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"It's very hard to stay grumpy here with all ye comedians "Wasn't that the whole point? | |||
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"It's very hard to stay grumpy here with all ye comedians
Wasn't that the whole point? "Deep....like the ocean  | |||
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"Oh Kaiser, you do make me smile despite the shite you come out with sometimes xxxxx " A PhD in shite | |||
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Been a lonnnnggg day, heck it's a lonnnggg week! | |||
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"Glad to hear it Kaizer
Been a lonnnnggg day, heck it's a lonnnggg week!"This is the longest week in existence | |||
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