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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There may very well already be a post dedicated to this or something like it and if so then apologies.

But - was wondering if anyone has any naughty but funny or even mildly embarrassing stories from any of their escapades?

Mine is the following - I used to see a girl who was a bit of a gusher = extreme squirter!

We were out and about one night, few drinks, some dancing in a club and when the night came to a close we found ourselves around the back in a little alcove outside. The kissing led to more and before you know it we were up against the wall in the semi darkness, me with my jeans still on but my youknowhat out through the fly. As you can guess the inevitable happened and she came....... And came and came all over the front of my jeans thereby leaving me with the biggest wet spot that looked like I had pissed MYSELF. We'd couldn't get a taxi home - none of them would let me in looking like I was, so had to walk all the way home, jeans chafing away with every step........ Sooooooo worth it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao. Ye couldn't make that up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funniest moment has to be. Was at a party one night, getting fucked doggy while giving head. My legs went to jelly, lost my balance and headbuttEd the fella in the balls lol.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

At a party a couple were 69ing. She was on top and their friend came behind her and decided he was going to fuck her while they were 69ing.

Their friend had huge balls and they were slapping the forehead of the guy on bottom and he couldn't move or say anything....was priceless to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My funniest moment has to be. Was at a party one night, getting fucked doggy while giving head. My legs went to jelly, lost my balance and headbuttEd the fella in the balls lol."

As I said - I hope you at least kissed them better for him Mizz ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At a party a couple were 69ing. She was on top and their friend came behind her and decided he was going to fuck her while they were 69ing.

Their friend had huge balls and they were slapping the forehead of the guy on bottom and he couldn't move or say anything....was priceless to watch "

That must have been hilarious to watch alright !!! Poor lad !

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"At a party a couple were 69ing. She was on top and their friend came behind her and decided he was going to fuck her while they were 69ing.

Their friend had huge balls and they were slapping the forehead of the guy on bottom and he couldn't move or say anything....was priceless to watch

That must have been hilarious to watch alright !!! Poor lad !"

He gets reminded of it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My funniest moment has to be. Was at a party one night, getting fucked doggy while giving head. My legs went to jelly, lost my balance and headbuttEd the fella in the balls lol.

As I said - I hope you at least kissed them better for him Mizz ????"

I was to busy laughing lol

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"My funniest moment has to be. Was at a party one night, getting fucked doggy while giving head. My legs went to jelly, lost my balance and headbuttEd the fella in the balls lol.

As I said - I hope you at least kissed them better for him Mizz ????

I was to busy laughing lol "

Not much else you could do but laugh

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