FabSwingers.com forum: How big is your butt?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like how do I answer that? I know my bra size but not my ass size! Just thats its feckin enormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it fit on my face?

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I've got a measuring tape in the van,I'll call round tomorrow and we can give that fecker a scientific reply to his query

it could take a while tho because I'm very particular about my measurements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our answer to this when asked I 'very'!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Mine holds 100 litres. The downpipe at the back of the house runs straight into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine holds 100 litres. The downpipe at the back of the house runs straight into it. "

Very good!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine holds 100 litres. The downpipe at the back of the house runs straight into it. "

Very good!!!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Mine's too big at the moment, the lack of cycling and the surplus of Christmas sweets is not helping.

Clothes size is always handy or waistline measurement or ass comparison ie. 2 times the one of lady Gaga to

Do blokes really ask questions like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's too big at the moment, the lack of cycling and the surplus of Christmas sweets is not helping.

Clothes size is always handy or waistline measurement or ass comparison ie. 2 times the one of lady Gaga to

Do blokes really ask questions like this? "
not normal ones

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Like how do I answer that? I know my bra size but not my ass size! Just thats its feckin enormous

With

Mines a whopper

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I don't get those kinda questions.. Like do they even know how to visualise the answer? Are they going out walking around tesco behind women trying to gauge if they are the same size as you said??

That and what size boobs... Does it matter. They're boobs, handful on each side.. More than a mouthful.. And all that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love butts. Just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass size is measured like horses.... . Measured in hands, best way in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say it's huge usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say it's huge usually works

I think I'll have to double check that Peachy. Just for continuity purposes of course!

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By *ev90Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I work in a gym and we to track the women's measurements, some want bigger bums some want small, and we do measure with a tape!

Has to be done to take the widest part of the hips and the further part back of the bum! No only have to do it 10times a day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say it's huge usually works

I think I'll have to double check that Peachy. Just for continuity purposes of course!

It was a good 42 inches last time had to measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say it's huge usually works

I think I'll have to double check that Peachy. Just for continuity purposes of course!

It was a good 42 inches last time had to measure it

Good ghetto booty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the help guys! Lol

Ya i do get asked that alot, i only tend to get interest from the chubby chaser type, so to them bigger is better

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Mine is getting bigger, but in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is getting bigger, but in a good way.

Squat bar... you know you are getting places when your form is rock solid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is getting bigger, but in a good way.

Sorta noticed that in your pic alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is getting bigger, but in a good way.

Sorta noticed that in your pic alright

here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say it's huge usually works

I think I'll have to double check that Peachy. Just for continuity purposes of course!

It was a good 42 inches last time had to measure it

I think I need to check that for myself Peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is getting bigger, but in a good way.

NOM NOM!

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I think we need a scale

On the super skinny side Gwyneth Paltrow

More central would be Rihanna

And on the opposite side would be Nicki Minaj

Just like politics you'd be left of centre, far right etc.

I'm deff on the left, need to do more hill work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or a scale of zero to kardashian

I think id be a 7/8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet once told me for a small lady u have a big bum lol, i like to think of it as more a nicely rounded behind...

A few more squats needed yet, to get that bubble butt

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By *ev90Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Personal trainer specializing in help girls get amazing bums......and esp if my rewards is getting to kiss....lick and play with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two hands full...I dunno

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

For a guy mine is bloody big. Looks huge in jeans. And im fairly small built so it looks odd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voted second best on fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a guy mine is bloody big. Looks huge in jeans. And im fairly small built so it looks odd lol"

Jesus! Do u faint when u have a full erection? No homo though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two hands full...I dunno "

Yours is just about perfect xx

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By *on1980Man
over a year ago

City Centre

"Voted second best on fab lol

Now you're just bragging

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

you judge yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you judge yourself

Spanktastic!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Big im afraid

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

U ok there DH or is ur vision still blurred

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

U ok there DH or is ur vision still blurred

my ass is clenching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big "

I'd eat that marrow from her!!

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big "

Said in the style of miley from Glenroe: "well holy god!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

I'd eat that marrow from her!!

Nom Nom Nom

How did I know u would

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

U ok there DH or is ur vision still blurred

my ass is clenching

Not for to long I hope don't want that marker leaking

u could end up with some black ass

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

Said in the style of miley from Glenroe: "well holy god!"

This true biddy I seen it with my own eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah now! I know its hard to get the 5 a day in, but someone needs to get that woman a nutri bullet!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A small country is the size of mine .

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies u have nothing to fear check out Kentkinkcpl

Now there's an arse that can go big

Said in the style of miley from Glenroe: "well holy god!"

This true biddy I seen it with my own eyes

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why did I look why did I look holy moly ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now! I know its hard to get the 5 a day in, but someone needs to get that woman a nutri bullet!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ah now! I know its hard to get the 5 a day in, but someone needs to get that woman a nutri bullet!

Bullet more like a strategic missile

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Voted second best on fab lol

Mine was voted best male in a couple...

we must get them together some time...lol

Although we'd have more fun if at least one of us turned around

Ollie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Is it going in or coming out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it going in or coming out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is too big.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is too big.....

Same here have to start doing something about it

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By *damcaseyMan
over a year ago

Sundays well

10 times a day? Lucky duck...suppose you have to knerl diwn n stretch a lot mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it going in or coming out?

Funny fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 times a day? Lucky duck...suppose you have to knerl diwn n stretch a lot mmmmmmm

Run that by me again will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too big after all the christmas chocolate

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Two hands full...I dunno "
íve got big hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voted second best on fab lol

Mine was voted best male in a couple...

we must get them together some time...lol

Although we'd have more fun if at least one of us turned around

Ollie "

Oo yes please. I think you should turn around

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

"I just say it's huge usually works

Mmmmmm

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