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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, story needs fleshing out a little if you ask me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at work once and the tractor driver(who was an alco) left the handbrake and it rolled into the river Lee along with its trailer

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Pics or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics or it didn't happen. "

Don't think camera phones were even invented bk then....oh wait ya mean the postie story...

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Pics or it didn't happen.

Don't think camera phones were even invented bk then....oh wait ya mean the postie story..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pics or it didn't happen. "
I can show you a pic of the empty bag. lol

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work. "

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"

He was a milk man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"

Lmao havent laughed as hard in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??

Lmao havent laughed as hard in ages"
Hope you're laughing with me not at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"

Lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.

Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??

Lol brilliant "

soooo funny pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there any ladies out there would like to have a little rummage around in my bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on a swingers site. Lots of the ladies here like to interfere with males.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence "
What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence. "

Eh yes!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work. "

Yeah, and there was that time working on site when the shovels weren't delivered and the foreman rang me in a panic not sure what to do.

I told him to tell the men to lean against each other until they arrived.

Followed by general confusion when they finally did arrive, and I told them to take their pick...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the paddy who was fired for complaining about the wheelbarrow going squeak, squeak.

Foreman told him it should have been going squeaksqueaksqueak....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Or the paddy who was fired for complaining about the wheelbarrow going squeak, squeak.

Foreman told him it should have been going squeaksqueaksqueak.... "

I cannot stop laughing at this!!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Then there was that time when I was working at the zoo, the gorilla was on heat and we needed someone to have sex with it. So I asked the work-experience chap if he would consider shagging it for 500 pounds?

He replied "I will on 3 conditions:

1st I'm not going to kiss it.

2nd my family must never know.

3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

At uni I worked in a pub.

One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At uni I worked in a pub.

One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?""

If only you got a cent for every laugh.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"At uni I worked in a pub.

One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?"

If only you got a cent for every laugh."

To be fair, if I got a million pounds for every laugh I'd still be poor.

(It's the way I tell them)

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Then there was that time I worked in the Guinness factory and one of the workers sadly drowned. "Did you not try to save him?" his wife asked me.

"Yes, and two others, but he kept fighting us off"

"Ahh well, did he at least die quickly?"

"Not really, he got out three times for a piss"

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"Then there was that time when I was working at the zoo, the gorilla was on heat and we needed someone to have sex with it. So I asked the work-experience chap if he would consider shagging it for 500 pounds?

He replied "I will on 3 conditions:

1st I'm not going to kiss it.

2nd my family must never know.

3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"..."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence.

Eh yes!!"
Airmail what's your taught s on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence.

Eh yes!!Airmail what's your taught s on that."

Don't like flying

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