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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kids now seem to know soooooo much about the old birds and bees , and at a very young age...

I was educated by nuns, our sex education class was a farce

At home my mum barely mentioned the subject, thank god for much older siblings!!

At what age did you get the ` talk `, was it at school or home?..

Or did friends fill in the gaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never got 'the talk'!! My mum just gave me a book and said I think you should read this....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never got 'the talk'!! My mum just gave me a book and said I think you should read this...."

Playboy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really got the talk I educated myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never got 'the talk'!! My mum just gave me a book and said I think you should read this....

Playboy???"

That came after!!!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I'm still waiting for the talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for the talk "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for the talk "

Ill help you fill in the empty spots if ya like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine sex education was...

Mammy the dogs are stuck together after one gave the other a piggy back...

And....

Why is that mean cock sitting on that poor hen and pecking her head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I."

Omg the Blue Lagoon, a group of us trotted off to Dublin via the train to watch it

Guy beside me kept groaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl...yessss porkies fuck I'd love to watch that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I.

Omg the Blue Lagoon, a group of us trotted off to Dublin via the train to watch it

Guy beside me kept groaning "

Older friends left the fire exit ajar so we could sneak in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl...yessss porkies fuck I'd love to watch that again "

Porkies is always on sky and Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I."

Anyone else see the resemblance between 9 and half weeks and 50 shades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channel 18 thought me all I needed to know as a youngun

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

I remember they showed us the video of the hippos and frogs when we were about 7/8...

(in hien sight there was no gaffer tape involved. ..Apples?)

My best friend who was sitting next to me whispered "my mother would never do that, would yours Ollie?" Refusing to believe his parents would do anything so disgusting.

"No" I replied...but all the time I was thinking and smiling. ..the dirty bastards...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember they showed us the video of the hippos and frogs when we were about 7/8...

(in hien sight there was no gaffer tape involved. ..Apples?)

My best friend who was sitting next to me whispered "my mother would never do that, would yours Ollie?" Refusing to believe his parents would do anything so disgusting.

"No" I replied...but all the time I was thinking and smiling. ..the dirty bastards..."

* rolls on floor laughing *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember they showed us the video of the hippos and frogs when we were about 7/8...

(in hien sight there was no gaffer tape involved. ..Apples?)

My best friend who was sitting next to me whispered "my mother would never do that, would yours Ollie?" Refusing to believe his parents would do anything so disgusting.

"No" I replied...but all the time I was thinking and smiling. ..the dirty bastards..."

The thing is, technically all animals do it doggy-style or a variation of, so whilst educating us they're showing us positions too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippos and frogs???

Fucking posh like...

Ahhh...must have been the UK education system

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Hippos and frogs???

Fucking posh like...

Ahhh...must have been the UK education system "

Yeah ...you like a little bit of posh sometimes. ..to much rough is never good...lol

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"I remember they showed us the video of the hippos and frogs when we were about 7/8...

(in hien sight there was no gaffer tape involved. ..Apples?)

My best friend who was sitting next to me whispered "my mother would never do that, would yours Ollie?" Refusing to believe his parents would do anything so disgusting.

"No" I replied...but all the time I was thinking and smiling. ..the dirty bastards...

The thing is, technically all animals do it doggy-style or a variation of, so whilst educating us they're showing us positions too "

I know. ..but our dog looks at me so disparagingly whilst I'm either licking or attempting the ole canine position on Apples...

Yesterday morning we were fooling around in the kitchen (fully dressed) where Apples was attempting to demonstrate to me the porn star doggy position over the table ( me in the female roll)...

we were laughing and looked up to see two workmen staring through our kitchen window with a look of confusion, envy & pity on their faces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember they showed us the video of the hippos and frogs when we were about 7/8...

(in hien sight there was no gaffer tape involved. ..Apples?)

My best friend who was sitting next to me whispered "my mother would never do that, would yours Ollie?" Refusing to believe his parents would do anything so disgusting.

"No" I replied...but all the time I was thinking and smiling. ..the dirty bastards...

The thing is, technically all animals do it doggy-style or a variation of, so whilst educating us they're showing us positions too

I know. ..but our dog looks at me so disparagingly whilst I'm either licking or attempting the ole canine position on Apples...

Yesterday morning we were fooling around in the kitchen (fully dressed) where Apples was attempting to demonstrate to me the porn star doggy position over the table ( me in the female roll)...

we were laughing and looked up to see two workmen staring through our kitchen window with a look of confusion, envy & pity on their faces... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids now seem to know soooooo much about the old birds and bees , and at a very young age...

I was educated by nuns, our sex education class was a farce

At home my mum barely mentioned the subject, thank god for much older siblings!!

At what age did you get the ` talk `, was it at school or home?..

Or did friends fill in the gaps "

My father rared us.. Sex was never talked about and any kissing Scenes were turned off.

My aunt and older relatives talked a bit about it but when I met my ex husband that is when I explored

When I left him that's when I found out what good sex was haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I.

Omg the Blue Lagoon, a group of us trotted off to Dublin via the train to watch it

Guy beside me kept groaning "

9 1/2 weeks I'd a crush on Mickey rourke for years after love the film. But went from there to Ammanuel and Rita, sue and Bob too

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By *on1980Man
over a year ago

City Centre

My kid has just turned 13, I'm dreading having the talk with him. We were just told not to have sex, simple as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Lagoon, 9 1/2 weeks, Porky's, Blue Velvet. You get the picture, so did I.

Omg the Blue Lagoon, a group of us trotted off to Dublin via the train to watch it

Guy beside me kept groaning

9 1/2 weeks I'd a crush on Mickey rourke for years after love the film. But went from there to Ammanuel and Rita, sue and Bob too "

Rita: Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!

Mr69: you legend, what a film!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

My oldest sister gave me "the talk" and when it was time for my oldest daughter to be told of the birds and bees i bought the book "girls growing up" and went through it with her. Apart from a red face and uncomfortable moments it was fine. My sons got "the talk" from their dad but the eldest lad did come along one day asking how far did he need to push his fingers in to know it was enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really got the talk just the "If you burn your arse you'll sit on the blister" needless to say I got the point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out at the age of 8 from a friend whose older sister had just gotten "the talk" from her mother. My own mother gave me a book when I was about 11, I have no recollection of what was in it so it can't have been very exciting.

With my own kids I have always answered their questions honestly in what I considered an age-appropriate manner. Their primary school does an evening for 6th class kids and their parents which is very useful.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Because I've always liked clothes and design..

my parents were always a little "worried" when I was growing up about my preferences. ..

I'd see them chatting and he'd shake his big "buildery" head and say something reassuring to her like.

"No he can't be, he's on the football team"...

But just to be sure, when I'd be doing my homework and a film would be on, my mum would shout...

"Quick, look up Ollie there's a naked lady on the telly". ..

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"My oldest sister gave me "the talk" and when it was time for my oldest daughter to be told of the birds and bees i bought the book "girls growing up" and went through it with her. Apart from a red face and uncomfortable moments it was fine. My sons got "the talk" from their dad but the eldest lad did come along one day asking how far did he need to push his fingers in to know it was enough "

Still laughing. ..but now you have gotta tell us how you answered..

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin

I've never gotten "the talk"... I think it's about time someone gave it to me

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"I've never gotten "the talk"... I think it's about time someone gave it to me "

next time ill give it to you and the talk as well

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"I've never gotten "the talk"... I think it's about time someone gave it to me

next time ill give it to you and the talk as well"

I think i need the talk first, someone needs to enlighten me as to what's goin on

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Feck I am still learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I've always liked clothes and design..

my parents were always a little "worried" when I was growing up about my preferences. ..

I'd see them chatting and he'd shake his big "buildery" head and say something reassuring to her like.

"No he can't be, he's on the football team"...

But just to be sure, when I'd be doing my homework and a film would be on, my mum would shout...

"Quick, look up Ollie there's a naked lady on the telly". .. "

Haha brilliant!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Some of the 'aul wans' should've gotten the talk too.

In a mates gaff, and we were in first year in school, we were watching a football match on the tv.

My mates mother was in the room reading the Sunday World and got to the 'Dear Linda' page.

Engrossed in the game we were when all of a sudden his mother looks out from over the newspaper and says to her son ... 'David .... What's a blow job??'

Needless to say, myself n the lads were pissing ourselves laughing ...

My mate was morto...

His mother confused ...

I wonder did she ever learn what it was after ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ollie...I'm weak laughing at your comments

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

I was at friends house and her daughter came in and taught me new thing she is 13.

Had to google it when I got home as I didnt believe her - Snow Balling

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