FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings

By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

OK guys yesterday I heard a good saying... when I heard it I was like yes that is so true it makes complete sense. The saying I heard was "being politically correct doesn't mean your correct". What new sayings have you heard lately that you agree with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel.

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel."

I'm gonna be naive here and ask what's a ginnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel.

I'm gonna be naive here and ask what's a ginnel

Lol! That was my first question.

It's the alleyway between 2 houses, it suggests the person in question is bow-legged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will act the pig until the butcher comes

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel.

I'm gonna be naive here and ask what's a ginnel

Lol! That was my first question.

It's the alleyway between 2 houses, it suggests the person in question is bow-legged."

So I suppose you could say John Wayne wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel

Any more guys?

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"You make a better impression of a door than a window...."

...intended for those who have a penchant of obstructing the view of tv or other things...

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel.

I'm gonna be naive here and ask what's a ginnel

Lol! That was my first question.

It's the alleyway between 2 houses, it suggests the person in question is bow-legged.

So I suppose you could say John Wayne wouldn't stop a pig in a ginnel

Any more guys?"

Couldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will act the pig until the butcher comes

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

""You make a better impression of a door than a window...."

...intended for those who have a penchant of obstructing the view of tv or other things...

I know a few of those! You would think they do it purposely

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"You will act the pig until the butcher comes

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will act the pig until the butcher comes

Ooh! Dark. I like that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi! Was tha born in a field?

For people who like to leave doors open...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Grey is always right,if in doubt,ask Mr Grey.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Cmere till i kill ya....

my mother used to say this to me as a kid... i dunno why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will act the pig until the butcher comes

Ooh! Dark. I like that one."

Its one of my favourites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trot mare, trot foul

If you see a mother and daughter who get on the same way

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By *acilory39Man
over a year ago

out n about

Too Far East , is west

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

When the old cock crows..the young cock listens.....meaning be careful what you say in front of the young as you influence their thinking for the rest of their lives....and I just wanted to say cock

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

I feel like I'm being passed on words of wisdoms with all these sayings..very good guys

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"If you stumble make it a part of the dance"

I like this one too..basically don't let anything stop you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful who's feet you trod on because they can be connected to the legs which supports the arse you have to kiss later...

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

To someone who does a fair bit of travelling:

You're like cow shite, you're never off the road...

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By *itanium 5Man
over a year ago

Cork

Black cat, Black kitten.

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

if i has a garden fulla mickeys,i wudnt let her look over the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her with yours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A closed mouth gathers no feet

A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you/he/she/they are abusing that privilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sure as theres shite in a dog !!

Something your 100 percent sure of

When someone asks you

.. are you sure??

Repeat the above

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

If I had a bucket of langers, I wouldn't give her the worst one

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Would a bear shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks he's gods gift but really he is as rough as a bag of spanners

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Mother Theresa wouldn't kiss him

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Come here boy, your drawing flies

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Well shit on a stick, how about that

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

My arse is out the window on this one

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

You have me by the bollocks on that one

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Oh him, that fella has a fork tongue for licking the bosses ass six different ways

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Fucking hell, Would ya look at the chats on yer wan

(She's got lovely tits)

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

I would say, that chap has a touch of a swelling.

( yer man over there has a horn)

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

That fella would get up on the crack of dawn.

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

That wan, she's had half of Cork and Bantry bay.

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Me friend fancys the bollocks of yass

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

He have a head on him like a rusty bucket of nails

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"Be careful who's feet you trod on because they can be connected to the legs which supports the arse you have to kiss later... "

Life lesson right there

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

I will yaaaaaaaaaaa

(Cork slang for I can't do it)

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

Are you describing Fab profiles as you look through them _oveyou2?

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Pmsl

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Well done nicedub, it's a change from some of the negative forums. It's a bit of crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will yaaaaaaaaaaa

(Cork slang for I can't do it)"

You know you can put them all on one post

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

I'd say that fella has worms

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By *oveyou2Couple
over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Thanks yosser, the brain is slow today.

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By *iceguydub OP Man
over a year ago

"Well done nicedub, it's a change from some of the negative forums. It's a bit of crack.

Thanks _oveyou2...exactly most are funny & actually make you think yeah thats the truth

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

jesus those tits wud make hungry children cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's talking outta what the cat likes licking (nan talking about Welsh Rugby presenter)

I ant sitting here like lemon on the piffy (ant got a clue what it means)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far away fields look green. Meaning stay where your at more or less ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get her handy take her twice!

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Monkey see ,monkey do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst wandering in a desert an old man said to me...

Give advice; if people don’t listen, let adversity teach them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they could bottle common sense, those that needed it wouldn't have the whit to buy it !

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I wonder what chairs think about all day..ohhh here comes another asshole....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt fuck her with a field full of cocks

The tide wouldnt take him/her out lol

A sniper wouldnt take him/her out

He/she wasnt a great looking child ..the mother used to tie a bone around their neck so the dog would play with them

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By *LICK IF U DAREWoman
over a year ago

good girl gone bad!!!!!!

"OK guys yesterday I heard a good saying... when I heard it I was like yes that is so true it makes complete sense. The saying I heard was "being politically correct doesn't mean your correct". What new sayings have you heard lately that you agree with?"
kill two birds with one condom

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By *igblueyamMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

For fuck sake.. Take 1 day off. Don't be stupid every day of your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi big fella do ya know what's under a ponytail? An arsehole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mans mother had to break his nose to get him off the tit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were short of a wanker, he'd make two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride him/her into battle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've a head on ye like Oliver Plunkett.

She's so thin I can smell the shite in her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/She is a two paper bag job... one for Him/her and one for you in case his/her rips. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's go a head on her would chop firewood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's two beautiful blue eyes, one blew east and the other west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a face like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat a bare-arsed child through a wicker chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that hungry I could eat a white sandwich with no bread

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

My stomach thinks my throat has been cut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got one eye looking at ya and the other looking for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that hungry I could eat a white sandwich with no bread "

*shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her eye is turned that much everytime she cries the team s run down her back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eye is turned that much everytime she cries the team s run down her back!"

'tears'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hungry, I could eat the balls off a low flying crow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always trust the cops , they'll never see you wrong --- Steven Avery 1985 & 2005

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her eye is turned that much everytime she cries the team s run down her back!

'tears'?"

*tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would freeze the balls off a brass monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet man could talk a glass eye to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet man could talk a glass eye to sleep

Yer*

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

A tsunami wouldn't take her/him out = she/he is really not attractive

That lad would tap a cat going out through a skylight = He'd ride anyone

An oldie but goodie from my childhood, "if u fall and break ur leg don't run crying to me"

Tina

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By *rivexMan
over a year ago

Newtown

I may as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb

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By *rivexMan
over a year ago

Newtown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twas like throwing a sausage up Patrick's street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tearing away like a tinkers shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thon fell couldn't get his hole in a packet of polo mints

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