FabSwingers.com forum: An oldie but a goodie!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two ladies sitting in one their lounges one Friday afternoon when the lady of the house looks up after hearing her front gate opening. She sees her husband walking down the drive with a large bunch of flowers in his hand.

"Oh fucking marvellous!! You know what this means don't you?", she exclaims to her friend. "I'm going to have to spend the entire weekend on my back with my feet in the air!!"

Her friend looks out to see what she was talking about and as she spots her friend's husband with the flowers she pipes up with "Why don't you just put them in a vase like I do?"

By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn't heard that before