FabSwingers.com forum: Lets try this again... Funny sayings...

By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

I haven't done this in a couple of years but do you have any funny sayings related to the scene or sex ie

If her fanny was a hole in a fence even Houdini wouldn't want to escape.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

she's seen more japs eyes than a Tokyo optician

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If i had a garden full of mickeys i wouldn't let her look over the wall.

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"she's seen more japs eyes than a Tokyo optician"

Lol

She's seen more pricks than a dart board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had more loads than a washing machine.

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"She's had more loads than a washing machine."

Excellent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen more cock ends than weekends

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

In the interest of equality these all seem to be about women. Any about guys.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

She's had more mickeys in her than Disney land

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"She's had more mickeys in her than Disney land "

I'm shocked let's

Continuing the Mickeyn theme

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"She's had more mickeys in her than Disney land

I'm shocked let's

Continuing the Mickeyn theme

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall."
Lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to make your day lil lady, I want to make your hole weak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your second name Jacobs cause your a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He'd fuck the crack of dawn if he could get it up in time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

""He'd fuck the crack of dawn if he could get it up in time.""

He'd ride himself if he could turn around fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's that horny he would chase his shadow!!

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I wouldn't ride her into battle

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I left her face looking like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a bag of Mickeys I wouldn't give her one!

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Daz wouldn't shift her

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

Excellent ! Sad to see that most of the other slogans about women are all about slut-shaming or ugliness though. From my experience with blokes, this is usually an indication that they secretly fancy the target of the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I fla ya need buy ya chips...

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

Daz wouldn't shift him

The tide wouldn't take him out

I wouldn't ride him into battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't take her out with a 12 bore shotgun !

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

Well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake "

Would you like to see a magic trick?

Yes sir I would

Well touch it and watch it grow

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By *olita xxWoman
over a year ago

derry

What's the capital of Thailand ???

Bang cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman " oh you smell nice, what have you got on?"

Man " I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd stick it in a crack on a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos "

Ohhh dear god!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos

Ohhh dear god!!!

Ya couldn't get a ride in mosney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told once "id buck a black eye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have been the last of the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

Haha"

My ex wasn't happy when I said it to him in front of all his mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

Haha

My ex wasn't happy when I said it to him in front of all his mates"

I bet nothing like an auld cut down lol!! You're a bold one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one of your legs was Ireland and if your other leg was England I wouldn't mind resting my head in the Isle of Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quiet fond of the larger ladies and one of my mates gave me some advice before we went out one night 'if ya can't lift her don't shift her' needless to say it was lost on me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I reckon your pussy has seen more action than Helmand province' - Frankie Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen more German helmets than Hitler.

She's been in more bushes than Rambo.

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By *ittleman300Man
over a year ago

tralee

There's more gone down on her, than there did go down in the titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't carry cocks to her in a wheelbarrow.

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